Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Is it illegal to yell RUSH! in a Caribbean brothel?

It used to be, but then a good man spoke up:

Powell isn't after media adulation - or even exposure. What kind of idiot would think that? Oh yeah, that kind.

Let's review, ok? Day one: Colin Powell says he is supporting Obama. Day two: Powell elaborates on why America is on the chopping block in the hearts of god-zillions of the world's citizens. Day three: ...there is NO day three because that was it - Powell did not do anything else. He did not court the press, did not book himself on every Lenoman nightshow; in fact became a notable supporter of sanity and anti-excess, and a no-show on the unsane cable news circuit.

So what is Limbaugh talking about? Nothing important, but his voice takes the place of ours when we let the little pervert sleep well.

The Tall Puke in the Man Suit

A Pounder for the Right:

When the actual story comes out about the Blago-Obama "connection", we will all get to verify the quality of Joe Scarborough's thinking; the power of his discernment. In the next act, we'll get to see Joe re-chewing the scenery until it looks like he didn't say what he actual did say.

Charles Joseph Scarborough is the confederacy's yellow journalism queen, come to life in our time to entertain the throw-back righties we all know and love.

Way to go, Charlie Joe !

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12-16-2008 - another thought...

Joe Scarborough and his littler repeater, Mika, are off the deep end with their constant sniggering and outright misstatements about Obama-Blago.

Joe is the perfect definition of what the GOP looks like today: doing his job as the Glans Mignon of the uber-righties, exposing bias at every turn of the camera, all the while as Mika stutters and grimaces and then - like Oliver Hardy, looks into the camera as if to complain that "here's another fine mess he's gotten me into."

He didn't get her into a mess; she crawled there herself. That she sits beside him is all the information one needs about where she's coming from.

But, who am I kidding? There's no way to insult Joe, because he really doesn't exist - not as a real person; he's a controlled foil.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Please tell the Third-Class passengers that we'll miss them terribly

Dear Cable News Personality Currently Bloviating On My Screen:

Please. Just stop. Stop your speculation on the auto industry's errors and problems. Some of us can't stand your snarking at working people and their desire to have realistic health-care options, retirement security, and dignified citizenship.

But I bet you'll listen with attentive consideration to the thoughts of self-serving political junkmen like the retreaded Senator Shelby.

Are you guys as good as it gets? Did Jesus pass your village by?

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Fuck The Workers, Pass Me The Bonus

To hear on-air network personalities dump on the workingman makes me sick to death. 700 billion for Wall Street and it's horde of boring jerks, and for autoworkers? - cut their pay, cut their benefits, cut their retirement, cut their dreams in half.

These on-air 7-figure income carnival hacks have no IQ beyond what it takes to sneer, unknow and rant. They all stink on ice.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

The Unsanity of the GOP Marches On...

"Capitol Visitor Center Fails to Honor Faith", says GOP Senator Jim DeMint: Commenting on this in The Hill," Eric writes "This is exactly what's wrong with today's GOP and the reason it's hard for people like myself, who want limited government, to get excited about the party. Worry about your superstitions at home, on your own time. Stop bringing that garbage to work. There are all kinds of problems facing our country and this clown takes the time to issue a statement regarding his disdain for secularism. If you want religion in government, move to Iran, jackass."

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

"I don't think we did enough"

"Campaign Boogeyman" starring William Ayers

comment by: TruEngineHearing: (from Huffington Post)

"From reading some of these posts, one would think that an entire generation of war resisters didn't know what they were doing.

From reading some of these posts, you can imagine the writers doing anything their leaders told them to do. When you read some of these posts, you can hear the arguments of those that will go and kill and die for bad reasons.

You see, Timmy, sometimes the only holy thing to do is keep names off a black wall."
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... then ...

reply from: reliant1:

"Sometimes Timmy, the only holy thing to do is tear down the government that is intent on drafting and killing kids. Sometimes good people are supposed to stand up and fight for what is right and give everything they have for it if needed.

Not here. The good people looked away. The good people shut their eyes. The good people sold the soul of their nation for a wall.

Sorry Timmy, nothing holy is left, anywhere."

Honor the Dead - Make More

I Did Not Compromise My Principles: George Bush says "'I listened to a lot of voices, but ultimately, I listened to this voice: I'm not going to let your son die in vain,' he said. 'I believe we can win. I'm going to do what it takes to win in Iraq.'"

Letting others get killed in order to improve the lot of a dead person is the mental setup of people I am always against.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Not a Universal Soldier

We Were On The Right Side: "'The content of the Vietnam protest is that there were despicable acts going on, but the despicable acts were being done by our government. ... I never hurt or killed anyone.'"

The whole idea is to keep names off the black wall.

"What you call the violent past, that was a time when thousands of people were being murdered every month by our own government. ... We were on the right side."

We Most Certainly Should Have Done More.

Friday, November 07, 2008

"The Children Are Watching" - Noonan

But They're Not Watching Republicans: The Republicans "lost the vote of two-thirds of those aged 18 to 29. They lost a generation! If that continues in coming years, it will be a rolling wave of doom."

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

"The Treatment of Bush Has Been a Disgrace" - says Rightie Mouthbreather

The Wall Street Journal's "Bring An Infant To Work Day" Winner Announced: "Our failure to stand by the one person who continued to stand by us has not gone unnoticed by our enemies. It has shown to the world how disloyal we can be when our president needed loyalty -- a shameful display of arrogance and weakness that will haunt this nation long after Mr. Bush has left the White House."

Thud !!

George Bush did not stand by us. He forever stands by 4000 caskets filled with the remains of those you love.

Those people are not coming back, and the Wall Street Journal is screaming mad to publish writer Jeffrey Scott Shapiro's words.

Loyalty, the least admirable quality in existence, lived in high esteem within Shapiros everywhere, even as "Captain A" plowed full speed through an ice field at night with no binoculars.

Once and yet again, WSJ types shake the "invisible hand-job of capitalism" and pretend it's the grip of god.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Walking Into The Light

"Bittersweet": "Detroit, MI here...I have been tossing and turning all night long and finally gave up and got up, put the kids things together in case I didn't get back in time, made a cup a sweet chai and packed a book in my purse. The parking lot was packed, the trees full of color and the air full of hope. All this and it was only 6:30 am.

Everyone there was joyful, hopeful and polite to one another. One Love. We all talked about this lady, Barack's grandmother, and how she already knew and died with the peace of having raised to adulthood one good and exceptional man/human being. May we all know this feeling.

I took in every moment and after casting my ballot I walked outside and felt like I was looking at the sun for the first time in 8 years."

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Over The Parapet - Life, Romance !

If the election lasts longer than 4 hours, call the nurse: "This is beginning to look like a five-state election. Those states are Virginia, Colorado, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Nevada. Essentially all relevant electoral scenarios involve some combination of these five states."

I should caution that by far the most likely scenario is that Obama wins some relatively decisive victory of anywhere from 3-12 points in the popular vote. If Obama wins the popular vote by anything in this range, he will find plenty of blue territory, accumulating somewhere between 300-400 electoral votes. The electoral math will matter very little.

We can probably assume, however, that IF the national polls tighten significantly (and to reiterate, the likelihood is that they will NOT), McCain will edge out a victory in North Carolina, Florida, Indiana, North Dakota, Montana, Georgia, and Missouri; put those states in the McCain column for the time being. Likewise, New Mexico, New Hampshire, Minnesota, Michigan, Wisconsin and Iowa all appear safe for Obama, even in the case of significant tightening. Put those in the Obama column.

That leaves our five states in play. The victory conditions for Obama involving these five states proceed something as follows:

1. Win Pennsylvania and ANY ONE of Colorado, Virginia, Ohio, or Nevada*
2. Win Ohio and EITHER Colorado OR Virginia.
3. Win Colorado AND Virginia AND Nevada.

(* Nevada produces a 269-269 tie, which would probably be resolved for Obama in the House of Represenatives.)

Now, suppose you think that Colorado is already in the bag for Obama because of his large edge in early voting there. We can then simplify the victory conditions as follows:

1. Win Pennsylvania
2. Win Ohio
3. Win Virginia AND Nevada"

Ah gee, it all sounds as easy as pie on a third date.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"So long, suckers..."

"Throw the Blackberry away and enjoy life.": "37 year old Andrew "Lahde became one of the biggest names in the investment industry when one of his funds produced a return of 866% last year, largely by forecasting the US home loans industry would collapse.

In his farewell letter, which concluded with an appeal for the legalisation of marijuana, Lahde said he was happy with his rewards and did not envy those who had made even more money.

"I will let others try to amass nine, 10 or 11 figure net worths. Meanwhile, their lives suck," he wrote, citing a life of back-to-back business appointments relieved only by a two-week annual holiday in which financiers are still "glued to their Blackberries..."

"...His final words of advice? "Throw the Blackberry away and enjoy life."

Sunday, October 19, 2008

"Come and get me, copper" - Peggy Noonan

"A mark against John McCain, against his judgment and idealism": "In the end the Palin candidacy is a symptom and expression of a new vulgarization in American politics. It's no good, not for conservatism and not for the country. And yes, it is a mark against John McCain, against his judgment and idealism.

I gather this week from conservative publications that those whose thoughts lead them to criticism in this area are to be shunned, and accused of the lowest motives. In one now-famous case, Christopher Buckley was shooed from the great magazine his father invented. In all this, the conservative intelligentsia are doing what they have done for five years. They bitterly attacked those who came to stand against the Bush administration. This was destructive. If they had stood for conservative principle and the full expression of views, instead of attempting to silence those who opposed mere party, their movement, and the party, would be in a better, and healthier, position.

At any rate, come and get me, copper."

Friday, October 17, 2008

Who Cares That Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right As Long As Three Lefts Do?

Conservative Talk Radio Host Michael Smerconish Endorses Obama: "For the first time since registering as a Republican 28 years ago, I'm voting for a Democrat for president."

"...the Chicago Tribune, a newspaper that has not endorsed a Democrat for president since it was founded in 1847, followed suit. From their editorial:

Many Americans say they're uneasy about Obama. He's pretty new to them.

We can provide some assurance. We have known Obama since he entered politics a dozen years ago. We have watched him, worked with him, argued with him as he rose from an effective state senator to an inspiring U.S. senator to the Democratic Party's nominee for president.

We have tremendous confidence in his intellectual rigor, his moral compass and his ability to make sound, thoughtful, careful decisions. He is ready.
...

It may have seemed audacious for Obama to start his campaign in Springfield, invoking Lincoln. We think, given the opportunity to hold this nation's most powerful office, he will prove it wasn't so audacious after all. We are proud to add Barack Obama's name to Lincoln's in the list of people the Tribune has endorsed for president of the United States."

Friday, October 10, 2008

Brown Shirts On Sale in the Lobby !!

A Personal Experience of McCain:

Mary-Kay Gamel is a literature and classics professor at UCSC. She is asking people to send the letter she wrote far and wide.

It was just before John McCain's last run at the presidential nomination in 2000 that my husband and I vacationed on Turtle Island in Fiji with John McCain, Cindy, and their children, including Bridget (their adopted Bangladeshi child).

It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week, since Turtle Island has a small number of bungalows and their focus on communal meals force all vacationers who are there at the same time to get to know each other intimately. He arrived at our first group meal and started reading quotes from a pile of William Faulkner books with a forest of Post-Its sticking out of them. As an English Literature major myself, my first thought was, "if he likes this so much, why hasn't he memorized any of this yet?" I soon realized that McCain actually thought we had come on vacation to be a volunteer audience for his "readings" which then became a regular part of each meal. Out of politeness, none of the vacationers initially protested at this intrusion into their blissful holiday, but people's buttons definitely got pushed as the readings continued day after day. Unfortunately this was not his only contribution to our mealtime entertainment. He waxed on during one meal about how Indo-Chine women had the best figures and that our American corn-fed women just couldn't meet up to this standard. He also made it a point that all of us should stop Cindy from having dessert as her weight was too high and made a few comments to Amy, the 25 year old wife of the honeymooning couple from Nebraska, that she should eat less as she needed to lose weight.

McCain's appreciation of the beauty of Asian women was so great that David the American economist had to move his Thai wife to the other side of the table from McCain as McCain kept aggressively flirting with and touching her. Needless to say I was irritated at his large ego and his rude behavior towards his wife and other women, but decided he must have some redeeming qualities as he had adopted a handicapped child from Bangladesh. I asked him about this one day, and his response was shocking: "Oh, that was Cindy's idea - I didn't have anything to do with it. She just went and adopted this thing without even asking me. You can't imagine how people stare when I wheel this ugly, black thing around in a shopping cart in Arizona. No, it wasn't my idea at all."

I actively avoided McCain after that, but unfortunately one day he engaged me in a political discussion which soon got us on the topic of the active US bombing of Iraq at that time. I was shocked when he said, "If I was in charge, I would nuke Iraq to teach them a lesson." Given McCain's personal experience with the horrors of war, I had expected a more balanced point of view. I commented on the tragic consequences of the nuclear attacks on Japan during WWII - but no, he was not to be dissuaded. He went on to say that if it was up to him he would have dropped many more nuclear bombs on Japan. I rapidly extricated myself from this conversation. I could tell that his experience being tortured as a POW didn't seem to have mellowed out his perspective, but rather had made him more aggressive and vengeful towards the world.

My final encounter with McCain was on the morning that he was leaving Turtle Island. Amy and I were happily eating pancakes when McCain arrived and told Amy that she shouldn't be having pancakes because she needed to lose weight. Amy burst into tears at this abusive comment. I felt fiercely protective of Amy and immediately turned to McCain and told him to leave her alone. He became very angry and abusive towards me, and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

I looked him in the face and said, "Yes, you are the biggest I have ever met" and headed back to my cabin. I am happy to say that later that day when I arrived at lunch I was given a standing ovation by all the guests for having stood up to McCain's bullying.

Although I have shared my McCain story informally with friends, this is the first time I am making this public. I almost did so in 2000, when McCain first announced his bid for the Republican nomination, but it soon became apparent that George Bush was the shoo-in candidate and so I did not act then. However, now that there is a very real possibility that McCain could be elected as our next president, I feel it is my duty as an American citizen to share this story.

I can't imagine a more scary outcome for America than that this abusive, aggressive man should lead our nation. I have observed him in intimate surroundings as he really is, not how the media portrays him to be. If his attitudes toward women and his treatment of his own family are even a small indicator of his real personality, then I shudder to think what will happen to America were he to be elected as our President.

-- Mary-Kay Gamel, Professor of Classics, Comparative Literature, and Theater Arts, Cowell College, University of California, Santa Cruz, California 95064
Telephone: (office) 831-459-2381; (home) 831-429-8803
mkgamel@ucsc.edu

Monday, September 22, 2008

Bush - "Your Ass Is Mine"

Dirty Secret Of The Bailout: "Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency."

It's called dictatorial power and as practiced by Sulla, Stalin, and godzillion other tyrants, leads to greed monkees fucking impoverished boys, and to mega yachts.

Monday, September 15, 2008

They Kill Us For Their Sport


Washington, "where the very few wealthy and powerful have a seat at the table and the rest of us are on the menu."

Don't miss the Moose-Ball Mousse, Sarah Palin's homemade dessert that's a snap to make - lightly-killed moose cojones, rolled in ice, then served with a rich gumbo of lies.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

McCain's Mooseketeer

Whatever Palin's Been Inhalin' is now the drug of choice for Republicans everywhere. McCain's Mooseketeer has issued her clarion call to the clueless to come and watch the Grand Old Soap Opera of her life - see Track Palin ready himself to set off for Iraq to fight for the "surge", watch the new baby stare off into the distance, wonder at the sex life of the pregnant Bristol, drool for a chance to hang with the gallant and handsome First Dude, and thrill to the precocious cuteness of Piper Palin as she licks things.

I regret to say that McCain's choice to add Palin to the ticket is by any measure bold, risky and brilliant. With this move - and the apparent success of "his" surge, McCain lays out a claim to leadership and evidence of superior canniness.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Palin By Comparison

At Least God Is On Her Side: "'Our national leaders are sending U.S. soldiers out on a task that is from God.

That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.'"

"Just prior to discussing Iraq, Alaska's governor asked the audience to pray for another matter -- a $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in the state. 'I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that,' she said."

Somebody like Palin surely must have a preacher lurking in the dim background and - walla!!!, there he is, Pastor Kalnins:

"Pastor Kalnins has also preached that critics of President Bush will be banished to hell; questioned whether people who voted for Sen. John Kerry in 2004 would be accepted to heaven; charged that the 9/11 terrorist attacks and war in Iraq were part of a war "contending for your faith;" and said that Jesus "operated from that position of war mode."

Thank heaven for little girls. They grow up in the most unusual ways.

I just can't fathom how much fun we're about to have.