The Bible Tells Me So

Bush Surgeon General Explains How Shit Was Shined For All Americans: "'Anything that doesn't fit into the political appointees' ideological, theological or political agenda is ignored, marginalized or simply buried,' Dr. Richard Carmona, who served as the nation's top doctor from 2002 until 2006, told a House of Representatives committee."

"The problem with this approach is that in public health, as in a democracy, there is nothing worse than ignoring science, or marginalizing the voice of science for reasons driven by changing political winds. The job of surgeon general is to be the doctor of the nation, not the doctor of a political party."

Since the Theory of Relativity is bunk, A-bombs don't explode - and never did. You can get a Half-Decaf-Latte in Hiroshima.

Same with the bogus Theory of Evolution. Check out the Creationist Science Museum and you'll discover that nothing is over 10,000 years old.

And, of course, the reason I can fly is because the Theory of Gravity is just a stupid idea from a bunch of liberals.