Butterballs in Print

Lucianne Goldberg Poured Ink on her Blue Dress and Jonah Began to Form: "There is, supposedly, a Chinese proverb that goes, 'How is it that a toad this large comes to stand in front of me?'

One of the clammy fantasies of people like Jonah Goldberg - and a great aching desire of all deep-dish American Conservatives, has been to convince ordinary people that Liberals were the Actual, Genuine Fascists of the 20th Century.

Mission Unaccomplished.

Jonah's strained writing, reeking of gibberish, allows him to jog alongside the GOP bus with the other rightie losers - like the pools of small fish that converge at the anus of a whale.

And that's why Lucianne named him Jonah."