New Astrological Signs: What This Means For You (PHOTOS)

Not knowing stuff is not cool. Listen up: where you are in the universe during your creation affects what you are, just as a tomato grown in Santa Barbara, California will be different from a tomato grown in Italy - because of climate, gravity, cosmic radiation and other variables - just ask the chef at an upscale restaurant­. A thing's position in the universe is very influentia­l, and astrology has been one of mankind's pursuits of a way to understand this influence.



But let's make it simple: if you're stuck in the Tea Party or following Creationis­t bunk, just remember that Nancy Reagan believes it... as have the ruling classes since history began.
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