Paris Is Too Good Looking To Be In Jail

It's just a plain old fact. Shoot me if need be, but it's still a fact.

There's a psychiatric horses ass, Dr. Keith Ablow, whose professionalism is expressed in helping people send him money.

He was on FOX with Hannity and burped up the predictable bullshit about uber-priviledged Paris Hilton until I determined that his GPS coordinates should be sewn into as many Persian rugs as possible.

I've known some of the most interesting psychiatrists in the world and this one is just a dollar bill.