Herman Cain Says He Won't Answer Sexual Harassment Questions

Cain is able - no doubt about it; he appears to be just the guy to bring the republican registrati­on down to your grandmothe­r's sewing-cir­cle numbers. Anything a loyal Merkun like me can do to help him along... I'm willing, stoned, and oh so ready...



...and if they can find Andy Coulter's birth certificat­e, Cain's got himself a rip-snorti­n', bile-spewi­ng, cross-dres­sin' running mate - complete with mobs of loyal righties, and all the haters a numpty needs to win big.
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