Secede ASAP... and we've got great parting gifts fur 'ya. Take your fun-proof attitudes, your deep-dish gall, and all that seismic bigotry - and we'll throw in an extra 20 bucks - and go thataway. And shucks, if you leave within the hour we'll even let you take your stash. But don't ever change your mind and come back - we're converting the land to a dump for bad-ideas and nuclear waste, but we promise to always remember where it all came from.
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