The Plague

Yup!... it's a plague alright, and everyone can feel it - it's seeping under the doors of 99% of the homes in America, and unless workers wise up and do something rash, we're all gonna end up in 'Serf City' - where life is gonna be a fun-less empty beach with no California girls, no un-incarcerated hippies, and no upward ladder to an American Dream - or for that matter, anything resembling a middle-class life. The hideous conclusion will soon be discernible on the horizon, where the only way out will be in boxcars on their way to 'finals camp' far away...

Since you pretty well nailed it, you should go and get on some ballot somewhere so we can vote for you. Not that it'll do any good - you'll lose because you don't have any money, and we've got none left to give you.