DA's Wife Gets Off While Paris Shits for the Guards

The Full Court Press - The Judge Fucked Her and Now The DA's Fucking Her: "'What's annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving,' said Nicky. 'She's not in jail for DUI. That's a big misconception. She's in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.'s wife was. ... She got a $186 fine.'

(On the day he sought more jail time for Paris Hilton, Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo acknowledged his wife got a traffic ticket two years ago while driving with a suspended license. She received the ticket – and the $186 fine – for failing to obey a turn-only sign, but wasn't ticketed for driving with the suspended license). "

Do 'ya think the DA's wife is an arrogant prick like her hypocrit husband? Or just maybe they're both jonesin' to see Paris take a piss?

Can't not wonder who wears the meter-maid outfit in Rocky Delgadillo's house?

And of course, it's just so very simple: pretty women should not be in jail.