Paris Buries Rocky the Dick

Rocky Delgadillo's Flameout: "It started with his wife’s suggestion that Delgadillo play hardball with Paris Hilton. 'She pushed hard for Rocky to go after Hilton,' the source says."

Rocky must surely know by now that it will go all the way up his ass - it may take a little while, but it will go all the way up.

And, Michelle, at least you'll never have Paris.