Advertising Age Gets Thief To Steal Michael Moore's 'Sicko'

Once Respected Journal Stoops Low To Find This Claude ?: "this reporter downloaded a copy and watched it late Thursday night "

Do all the reporters and writers at Ad Age steal things? Is it a mandatory skill-set requirement?

Here's a lead for 'ya: "Crack-ho/stringer Fiasca Knum stole Claude Brodesser-Akner's laptop yesterday - and sure enough it's chock-full of porn and stolen property."