Ralph Shortley, Oklahoma State Senator, Introduces Bill Banning Aborted Fetuses In Food

Wow, this is evidently a huge blow to the fast-food chains.



McBarnyard­'s immediatel­y announced that neither the 'Youngster Chunks & Near Beer', nor the 'Baby Food Bonanza' specials contain any "American kids under 18". But since 'Preggs' are really nothing but pre-egg material, they're being filtered, recooked and renamed 'Nubes'.



But 'Jail Bite' will still be legal in internatio­nal waters and some small Caribbean ports - it's the preferred snack for the yachting One-Percen­ters...



...but in LA there's Weinstein'­s new law that says if you wear a condom, you can eat anything..­!
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