Bush Smarter Than Federal Prosecutor

King Salmon Are Morally Superior To Anyone In The Bush Family : "'It is fundamental to the rule of law that all citizens stand before the bar of justice as equals.'", says Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald

Coin-Operated Think Tank Shill Spews Creationist Values

Same Old GOP / Right-Wing Newspaper Nexus Boosts Rightie Sci-Lie Agenda: "Many of the assertions Gore makes in his movie, ''An Inconvenient Truth,'' have been refuted by science, both before and after he made them. Gore can show sincerity in his plea for scientific honesty by publicly acknowledging where science has rebutted his claims."

Another rightie foray into junk facts by James Taylor and his Heartland Institute. They believe in the privatization of everything

Paris Buries Rocky the Dick

Rocky Delgadillo's Flameout: "It started with his wife’s suggestion that Delgadillo play hardball with Paris Hilton. 'She pushed hard for Rocky to go after Hilton,' the source says."

Rocky must surely know by now that it will go all the way up his ass - it may take a little while, but it will go all the way up.

And, Michelle, at least you'll never have Paris.

The Nice Looking Satan

Romney, Torture, and Teens: "133 plaintiffs filed a civil suit against Romney’s Utah finance co-chair, Robert Lichfield, and his various business entities involved in residential treatment programs for adolescents. The umbrella group for his organization is the World Wide Association of Specialty Programs and Schools (WWASPS, sometimes known as WWASP) and Lichfield is its founder and is on its board of directors.

The suit alleges that teens were locked in outdoor dog cages, exercised to exhaustion, deprived of food and sleep, exposed to extreme temperatures without adequate clothing or water, severely beaten, emotionally brutalized, and sexually abused and humiliated. Some were even made to eat their own vomit.

But the link to teen abuse goes far higher up in the Romney campaign. Romney’s national finance co-chair is a man named Mel Sembler. A long time friend of the Bushes, Sembler was campaign finance chair for the Republican party during the first election of George W. Bush, and a major fundraiser for his father."

Download Until They Squirm and Beg

Thomas Jefferson Warned Us: "The record industry claimed that she used a certain Internet name to illegally download music at 4:20 a.m. on May 20, 2004. Andersen searched the Internet for the name and easily learned that it belonged to a young man in Everett, Wash., who admitted on his MySpace account that he illegally downloaded music.

Andersen provided the information to the record industry, but officials responded by publicly accusing her of downloading a series of violent, profane, obscene and misogynistic songs. Andersen was an avid user of mail order CD clubs, so 'defendants knew that Ms. Andersen listens to only country music and soft rock,' the suit says.

The recording industry's expert finally confirmed that Andersen's computer had not been used to download music, but attorneys still demanded that she pay money before they would drop the case."

This is not good. Lobbyists for the copyright industry have nearly completed their acquisition of the laws they need in order to purchase and control the rights to our culture, our history, our experiences. The living of a life will require a series of licenses.

This is a battle for everything. Fight without quarter is neccessary if the good is to prevail.

Rocky The Dick Exposes Himself

The Exciting World Of Justice, Egomania And Fundamentalism: "City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo's complaints of a two-tiered jail system where 'the rich and powerful receive special treatment' have come to back to haunt him.

Soon after Hilton was sent back to jail earlier this month, he acknowledged his wife had committed a similar infraction - driving with a suspended license. Among other things, he also admitted sticking the taxpayers with the bill after his wife crashed his city-issued car in 2004, and acknowledged that staffers have occasionally run personal errands and baby-sat his children."

...this guy should get lowered a number of pegs.

"A spokesman for Delgadillo confirmed that staff members have tended to some family and personal needs, but on their own time or during lunch breaks."

And of course, there was no pressure to do these off-the-clock 'favors' for their boss.

The small judge that sentenced Paris, and the transparent bully prosecutor that tried to propel his career by using her, are two weak streams that do not make a mighty river. They are merely, as Mencken noted, filled with "the impulse to punish the man with the superior capacity for happiness."

I can understand some folks having a problem accepting Paris Hilton's public persona, but I am not one of them. I have been charmed for a long time by her beauty and her escapades, never once thinking of her as anything but captivating and filled with a grand human spirit.

Southern Nazi Scum

Here's Why The Gods Do Not Favor Us Anymore: "The commander of the local VFW post, Colin Engelbach, told us what people were calling Darby.

COLIN ENGELBACH, VFW COMMANDER: He was a rat, he was a trader, he let his unit down, he let his fellow soldiers down, the U.S. military. Basically, he was no good.

COOPER (on camera): And you agree with that?

ENGELBACH: I agree that his actions that he did were no good, and borderline traitor, yes.

COOPER: What he says in his defense is, look, I'm an MP, and this is something which was illegal.

ENGELBACH: Right. But do you put the enemy above your buddies? I wouldn't."

Advertising Age Gets Thief To Steal Michael Moore's 'Sicko'

Once Respected Journal Stoops Low To Find This Claude ?: "this reporter downloaded a copy and watched it late Thursday night "

Do all the reporters and writers at Ad Age steal things? Is it a mandatory skill-set requirement?

Here's a lead for 'ya: "Crack-ho/stringer Fiasca Knum stole Claude Brodesser-Akner's laptop yesterday - and sure enough it's chock-full of porn and stolen property."

DA's Wife Gets Off While Paris Shits for the Guards

The Full Court Press - The Judge Fucked Her and Now The DA's Fucking Her: "'What's annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving,' said Nicky. 'She's not in jail for DUI. That's a big misconception. She's in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.'s wife was. ... She got a $186 fine.'

(On the day he sought more jail time for Paris Hilton, Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo acknowledged his wife got a traffic ticket two years ago while driving with a suspended license. She received the ticket – and the $186 fine – for failing to obey a turn-only sign, but wasn't ticketed for driving with the suspended license). "

Do 'ya think the DA's wife is an arrogant prick like her hypocrit husband? Or just maybe they're both jonesin' to see Paris take a piss?

Can't not wonder who wears the meter-maid outfit in Rocky Delgadillo's house?

And of course, it's just so very simple: pretty women should not be in jail.

They Had Imus, Now They Have Dick

I just can't stand Joe Scarborough in the old Imus morning timeslot. His phony, barker-like cadence is vastly unappealing. He drools over the exact same people almost every day - like the totally predictable Pat Buchanan; and even introduces him as if we haven't seen him every 30 minutes since 2003.

Joe wants to salute every rightie galoot he interviews and we have to sit and wait while he loudly and ceremoniously gives the world his "opinion", which never sounds believable in the first place - most sentient listeners sense that he doesn't know how to fill the time so he just bloviates until someone humanely calls 911.

Fred Thompson Will Sink Like A Rock

In The Medieval Mind Of The GOP, Sinkers Are Winners: "'I often say after eight years in Washington, I longed for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.'"

His ideas have the gravity of wingless planes and empty horses. And where he springs from - and seems to fit in so well, is the land of fakery and idolatry that is ridiculed by all who swear to support his candidacy.

He should get his 15 frames of fame - but then yank him off the stage. He's a total reject. He offers nothing except hatred for reason and meanness and insults for the left.

Adam Dug The Grand Canyon - Eve Invented Southern Cooking

Republicans Appear Daily In Their Own Diorama At The Creationist Museum: "Republicans saying they don't believe in evolution outnumbered those who do by 68 percent to 30 percent in the survey. Democrats believe in evolution by 57 percent to 40 percent, as do independents by a 61 percent to 37 percent margin. "

Science Schmience. The Republicans refuse to evolve without a fight!

Is The Enemy 'Evil', Or Is 'Evil' The Enemy' ?

But either way, let's all be thankful that Uber Creepy outgoing Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Peter Pace will hand over the 'Spear of Destiny' to a new guy:

In February, , Navy Adm. Mike Mullen, a Vietnam War veteran - and current nominee to become new Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman, spoke to sailors stationed at Pearl Harbor:

" 'I honestly believe this is the most dangerous time in my life.'

'The enemy now is basically evil and fundamentally hates everything we are — the democratic principles for which we stand … This war is going to go on for a long time. It’s a generational war.' ”

It is the wisest observation that evil, not people, is the enemy. I am choosing to believe that this is what Admiral Mullen means to say.

Slimey Godless Nutcase

Orrin Hatch, Pirate: "Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) suggested Tuesday that people who download copyright materials from the Internet should have their computers automatically destroyed.

But Hatch himself is using unlicensed software on his official website, which presumably would qualify his computer to be smoked by the system he proposes.

The senator's site makes extensive use of a JavaScript menu system developed by Milonic Solutions, a software company based in the United Kingdom. The copyright-protected code has not been licensed for use on Hatch's website.

"It's an unlicensed copy," said Andy Woolley, who runs Milonic. "It's very unfortunate for him because of those comments he made..."

"...Hatch on Tuesday surprised a Senate hearing on copyright issues with the suggestion that technology should be developed to remotely destroy the computers of people who illegally download music from the Net.

Hatch said damaging someone's computer 'may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights,' the Associated Press reported. He then suggested the technology would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, 'then destroy their computer.'

Any such technology would be in violation of federal antihacking laws. The senator, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee, suggested Congress would have to make copyright holders exempt from current laws for them to legally destroy people's computers.

On Wednesday, Hatch clarified his comments, but stuck by the original idea. 'I do not favor extreme remedies -- unless no moderate remedies can be found,' he said in a statement. 'I asked the interested industries to help us find those moderate remedies.' "

This purebred fascist is the pretty face of the underworld of capitalism, where man striving for profit is the only acceptable mode of life for the free citizen.

Don't Be Afraid, He's The President

Uber Primate Gets Pissed: "Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated “I am the president!” He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of “our country’s destiny.” "

Glurck!!!

"Some big money players up from Texas recently paid a visit to their friend in the White House. The story goes that they got out exactly one question, and the rest of the meeting consisted of The President in an extended whine, a rant, actually, about no one understands him, the critics are all messed up, if only people would see what he’s doing things would be OK…etc., etc. This is called a “bunker mentality” and it’s not attractive when a friend does it. When the friend is the President of the United States, it can be downright dangerous. Apparently the Texas friends were suitably appalled, hence the story now in circulation."

Really. Don't worry. The GOP has it all under control.

Peggy Noonan Finally Admits It

Bush offers the worst shit ever shat by a U. S. President: "One of the things I have come to think the past few years is that the Bushes, father and son, though different in many ways, are great wasters of political inheritance. They throw it away as if they'd earned it and could do with it what they liked."

I guess we're supposed to forgive her for enabling Bush for nearly 7 years. Her wisdom is a non-starter.

Let's Get Nuts !

Brownback Mountaineer Frightened Beyond Belief: "Man was not an accident and reflects an image and likeness unique in the created order. Those aspects of evolutionary theory compatible with this truth are a welcome addition to human knowledge. Aspects of these theories that undermine this truth, however, should be firmly rejected as an atheistic theology posing as science. "

Oh, now I understand.

"If belief in evolution means simply assenting to microevolution, small changes over time within a species, I am happy to say, as I have in the past, that I believe it to be true. If, on the other hand, it means assenting to an exclusively materialistic, deterministic vision of the world that holds no place for a guiding intelligence, then I reject it."

Gee, I see what you mean. You are such a genius!

But "I'm afraid I'm going to have to block you."

Dobbs Has the Conch

Dobbs Is "Flat Out Wrong" On Almost Everything: Dobbs is a major egotistical know-nothing. The result of his thinking is unsane rants only made compelling by a simple twist of fate - his voice. With it he has something he can sell, and has sold, to those who mistake a shadow for a reality.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Dobbs is an enemy of all that I want in a culture.

But wait - maybe it's not Lou's fault; maybe somebody's controlling his mind, so actually, let's do put a fine point on it:

There they all were; all those little boys, running across the sand, all joyful and hungry for their youth. All except one. The butter boy; the one who began to whine at the first hint of dawn, and fell to tears as the other boys scattered away to avoid his constant and boorish complaints. They all knew not to give him the conch; not to deny him the right to speak, but to save themselves the pain of hearing the result of his thinking.

They called him Dobbs. Lord of the Lou.

GOP Liars Feeling Down

Republican Prosecutor Fitzgerald Says Plame Was a Covert Agent: "May 29, 2007 - In new court filings, special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald has finally resolved one of the most disputed issues at the core of the long-running CIA leak controversy: Valerie Plame Wilson, he asserts, was a “covert” CIA officer who repeatedly traveled overseas using a “cover identity” in order to disguise her relationship with the agency..."

"...“It was clear from very early in the investigation that Ms. Wilson qualified under the relevant statute as a covert agent whose identity had been disclosed by public officials, including Mr. Libby, to the press,” Fitzgerald wrote in a sentencing memorandum filed late last Friday night.

How long until the GOP realizes that it's living in a diorama at the hip new Creationist Museum?

But wait, there's more !

"...“She traveled at least seven times to more than 10 countries,” the document states. “When traveling overseas, Ms. Wilson always traveled under a cover identity….At the time of the initial unauthorized disclosure in the media of Ms. Wilson’s employment relationship with the CIA on 14 July 2003, Ms. Wilson was a covert CIA employe for whom the CIA was taking affirmative measures to conceal her intelligence relationship to the United States.”

So, let me get this straight: Plame was a covert agent - according to the CIA, and yet the vast GOP - and the incompetent insaniacs in the White House, say Fitzgerald is... what? a liar?

Freedom Fries Inventor Scores Again !

Dunderheads from the Right: "'I would like to suggest...that maybe we give Paul Wolfowitz a new job and send him over [to Iraq] as mayor,' said Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C."

After he ate his weight in trans-fat Freedom Fries, bits of incompetent thinking began to leak out of the mouth of this pinhead.

Norma Raegun

Those Robots That Host Tables At Fairs? - They're ALWAYS "Inflatable Rightie Youth" - Now Meet Their Cretin Queen !!:

"When the club started, Jezierski told the campus newspaper, "This club is a way to instill pride in each other and not be ashamed we're Caucasian males..."

"...Its supporters (at one time, the club had 40 members) told reporters that white males are quickly becoming a minority on college campuses and in America, and that their numbers are declining by outstanding percentages.

Um, not quite. Not in Arizona, and definitely not at Arizona State. In 2006, 283 black ASU students graduated with about 7,000 of their white peers..."

"...But recently, when contacted by New Times, he sounded sheepish. "It dwindled off," he said. "There's not much interest in it." He didn't really want to talk about the club anymore.

Maybe that's because Jezierski wasn't really the one behind it in the first place.

The truth is that a woman started the Caucasian American Men of ASU: a blond-haired, blue-eyed former beauty pageant queen named Emily Mitchell, who never even went to Arizona State University..."

"...Emily Mitchell looks like just another undergrad, but she's actually a political organizer working for a Virginia-based nonprofit called the Leadership Institute...founded in the late '70s to put young conservatives into prominent positions..."

Norma Raegun, the flower of a rightie pod, moving like a bee through the culture delivering pods that will deliver pods that will deliver pods. Like the lump in Coulter's throat, it's there and perhaps it's a sign.


"...It's Mitchell's job to push students like Jezierski to become active in what she calls the conservative movement...Mitchell started 57 clubs on Arizona college campuses during the 2006-2007 school year, including CAMASU; the New Sexual Revolution, an abstinence club; and the Network of Enlightened Women, a conservative women's group opposed to radical feminism and concepts such as women's studies or The Vagina Monologues, one she says she'd like to be a part of if she were a student. She also started Choice Magazine, a libertarian publication. And she supported established clubs like ASU's anti-abortion group Students for Life, founding chapters on other college campuses..."

"...Though LI promotes conservative values, it is registered as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit and lists itself as nonpartisan. But it is clear that founder and president Morton Blackwell, at least, is a staunch Republican. He's served in various parts of the RNC since 1965 and is currently a Republican committeeman for Virginia..."

"...There is nothing on campus that could be described as conservative,' Blackwell says. 'It's really outrageous. Families that send their kids to college don't expect they're going to be in left-wing indoctrination centers.' "

The brilliance missing from these cretins is legion. The other side of their coin says that families that bring their souls to church don't expect they're going to be in right-wing indoctrination centers.

Republican Excellence On Display

GOP Pervert To Run For Office

If you like your deviants to be right up there where you can see them, well, Gingrich is the one for you. This self-admiring brainer had sex with his high-school math teacher, then married her, then visited her death-bed with news that he was leaving her for another woman.

This other woman then moped around the Watergate apartment she shared with her chubby new lover as they watched the Clinton impeachment hearings on TV - all the while giving Newt a ... well, depending on your sources, a swell head.

I love this guy - sleeps with his high school teacher, impeaches but fails to convict Bill Clinton; then runs for president himself. Now that's a real Republican with character! How do I sign up ??

"What the fuck is this flaky coot talking about"

McCain Dismisses Democratically-Elected Iraqi Parliament's Call For US Withdrawal: "So we witness the face of democracy as seen by a senile confused old man. Oh please let's elect this bonehead who thinks the elected representatives voting doesn't count" - konchster, comment on HuffingtonPost

"It's the people that want us there. Well, the ones who aren't shooting at us, at least. Well, it's really those who won't shoot at us if they ever get the chance. They're the ones we're fighting for - the infants." - G. Callaghan, comment on HuffingtonPost

"To think I used to have respect for this man, now he's turned into a worthless Bag-O'-Crap.He doesn't need a flak jacket, he needs a straight jacket." - JinnRikki, comment on HuffingtonPost

"Poof. Gone. Lost in space. I don't know how anyone could have ever have admired this buffoon. - mtrav, comment on HuffingtonPost

"You will accept the democracy we give you, not the democracy you want. Did you check your balls and integrity into a trust fund or just sell them outright...?" - WinstonSmith, comment on HuffingtonPost

The GOP's Only Surviving Female Prick Sucks In A G-man

FBI agent steps into Coulter voting case: "So why would an FBI profiler who went after the Unabomber take time from his busy day to even think about a municipal election snafu? Fitzgerald is mum. But when the bureau heard about this from Page Two, it immediately launched an internal review of the agent's involvement.

'We're looking into it,' bureau spokeswoman Ann Todd said."

Don't bother. Nothing ever stops this 1960's era chemical experiment gone terrible wrong. But, somewhere in Keeper of the Flame, Vermont, someone knows the real truth about Ann Coulter and what we all fear is a most hideous chapter in the history of New England rightiedom.

Paris Is Too Good Looking To Be In Jail

It's just a plain old fact. Shoot me if need be, but it's still a fact.

There's a psychiatric horses ass, Dr. Keith Ablow, whose professionalism is expressed in helping people send him money.

He was on FOX with Hannity and burped up the predictable bullshit about uber-priviledged Paris Hilton until I determined that his GPS coordinates should be sewn into as many Persian rugs as possible.

I've known some of the most interesting psychiatrists in the world and this one is just a dollar bill.

How Completely Unsane Is Jeanine Pirro?

Jeanine Pirro is junk.

In almost any area of knowledge she is without substance. She now contributes her box-of-rocks thinking to the unfiltering FOX audience without any obstacles.

But her comment that deterrence is a legitimate reason to dismiss the goal of uniformity in sentencing is clearly enough to separate her from decent people. She's a petty, unsane icon of the right. She drops the tide wherever she is present.

666 Republicans Are KKK Ready

KKK All The Way - Go GOP !!: "House Republican delivered a foreign policy speech yesterday in which e quoted Nathan Bedford Forrest, founder of the KKK."...

..."Poe’s spokesperson told Roll Call, 'The reference to Forrest was used in an historical context comparing the request to Congress for support of the Confederate troops to the request that is being made today by our Generals in Iraq.'

First, the comparison doesn’t make any sense. Second, when one bolsters their argument with the words of one of the most controversial Americans ever, rationalizing it as a historical comparison is unpersuasive.

Shouldn’t this be a bigger deal?"

Of course, but since everyone expects rightie lunatics to be assholes, they're allowed to get away with it.

Bill Clinton Warns of Looming Disasters

No Big Whoop here - it's just that it's always great to hear Bill Clinton's hit on things: "Clinton warned presidential candidates of both parties — a group that includes his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton — that it will be hard, and likely unpopular, to prepare for foreseeable disasters.

He said the next president should solve the 'biggest, baddest problems'; take small action when the whole problem cannot be addressed; never appoint incompetent political allies to positions of disaster response; never let political ideology blur scientific evidence; and cooperate nationally and internationally."

Or just let the "Commander Guy" butt-fuck reality until it begins to actually like it.

"Troll Culture Repulsive To Temperate People" say Repulsive People

Conservatives and Some Broken Clocks Might Be Correct Once A Day: "The conservative commentator Charles Krauthammer wrote in Time magazine that to teach intelligent design “as science is to encourage the supercilious caricature of America as a nation in the thrall of a religious authority.” George F. Will wrote that Kansas school board officials who favored intelligent design were “the kind of conservatives who make conservatism repulsive to temperate people.”"

The Grand Canyon was dug by Brigham Young. He also dug his adorable, angelic, pubescent brides, Messalina, Floatilla, Enola Gay, and Tricia. So did Fuzzy, the Penisaurus, and all the many, many unbelievable inhabitants of Creationville.

Iraqi Parliament Off To Terrific Summer Holiday Fun !!

Dead Soldiers Cheer As Iraqi Leaders Head Off For Their Annual "All The Virgins You Can Eat" Vacation Funfest !!: "Lawmakers divided over whether to keep U.S. troops in Iraq are finding common ground on at least one topic: They are furious that Iraqi politicians are considering a lengthy break this summer.

'If they go off on vacation for two months while our troops fight -- that would be the outrage of outrages,' said Rep. Chris Shays, R-Connecticut."

Call in the Commander Guy and he'll give them all the 'Medal Of Freedom' while our troops get the metal of death.

Bee Afraid - Bee Very Afraid

Bee Die-Off Threatens U.S. Food Supply: "Unless someone or something stops it soon, the mysterious killer that is wiping out many of the nation's honeybees could have a devastating effect on America's dinner plate, perhaps even reducing us to a glorified bread-and-water diet."

I'll have an air burger please.

The Wrong Guy

2-Year Old President Screams For Nuke Button - Republican Party Brews New Batch of Cool-Aid: "“The question is, ‘Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders?,’’ Mr. Bush said. “As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy.”"

I'll wait in the car.

"'I will loose the Indians on them, and I will slit their throats from ear to ear.'" Brigham Young

911 for American Crackers - The Morman Terrorists That Got Away: Opening Friday, a motion picture called "September Dawn" depicts a brutal American massacre that has been forgotten. On Sept. 11, 1857, in Utah Territory, Mormons slaughtered more than 120 California-bound settlers from Arkansas..."

..."If any miserable scoundrels come here, cut their throats," Young said in his "Blood Atonement Sermon" (which concluded that he would not fight "unless they come upon us and compel us"). The movie's researchers found in the church's archives a generic threat against interlopers: "'I will loose the Indians on them, and I will slit their throats from ear to ear.'"

Brigham Young was a mad, murderous, religious thug.

"Calling himself a 'second Muhammad,' he insists on the "shedding of blood" of "gentiles."

Don't Save Anyone

Judge Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers: "'People in America are now scared of each other,' legal expert Philip Howard told ABC News' Law & Justice Unit. 'That's why teachers won't put an arm around a crying child, and doctors order unnecessary tests, and ministers won't meet with parishioners. It's a distrust of justice and it's changing our culture.' "

The fact that this guy with no pants, Judge Roy Pearson, still has his job is a tribute to the terrific people of Washington, D.C.

A Malkin is what you use to wipe your Coulter

Sheryl Crow -

You don't even need one square of anything. Michelle Malkin does the job - and well.

The hot rightie lunatic makes the kind of off-beat noise that eggs conservatives into believing that she must be smart and somehow valuable to their cause.

Wipe away, the rightie way !

Remember the Rug !!

Banality Gone Wild !:

"Remember the rug?" squeaked 43, in yet another of his unsane public ramblings as President of his hideous new America - the massive, distorted ice-flow that drifts inexorably down the long center of things, existence melting beneath our feet, looking out to a faintly-seen light at the end, that only a new faith will ever reach.

TO BEE OR NOT TO BE - IS IT ALL OVER !!!

Mobile Phones Wiping Out Our Bees ?

"The implications of the spread are alarming.

Most of the world's crops depend on pollination by bees.

Albert Einstein once said that if the bees disappeared, 'man would have only four years of life left'."

This may be the most serious crises in history !!!

And we are at this moment stuck with the worst leader in our history and a Bible hijacked and edited by the Lords of the Land.

Imus In The Toilet

All Eyes On The "Bye-Man"

In addition to the justified outrage of every parent whose child is working hard to achieve excellence as they begin adult life - as are these young women from Rutgers, Deirdre Imus' reaction to her husband's idiocy will be brutal. He calls her the "Green Ho". She's gonna call him a cab.

"'The NCAA and Rutgers University are offended by the insults on MSNBC's Don Imus program toward the 10 young women on the Rutgers basketball team,' their statement read. 'It is unconscionable that anyone would use the airways to utter such disregard for the dignity of human beings who have accomplished much and deserve great credit.'"

You just can't make this stuff up, eh I-man ?

...and from 'Beat Visitor', a message-board poster:

"Just one question for those of you who say 'Hey Relax, it's only a joke.'

"How would you feel if this were YOUR daughter these three old men were joking about on air?

These fine players for the Rutgers Scarlet Knights are mostly freshmen and sophomores; none are old enough to drink. It would be wrong if Imus and his buddies were making racist comments about male adult professionals, but they are commenting on the appearance, race, and sexual actiity of players who are just out of high school, which makes it hundreds of times worse.

Again, what if it were your daughter? Would it be a "joke" then? Do not defend them. They are indefensible."

But it might be forgiveable. Imus is an unusual American original - and it's worth the effort to know something of how he makes a connection with a continually growing number of viewers.

From an interview with Jeff Greenfield in February 2000 on CNN:

"...we're the only program that does beat CNN... and it's this pathetic cable news thing, MSNBC. They have these robotic, like, security cameras trained on the two of us sitting there doing a radio program, and people watch it. And the reason they watch it is because we're sick of turning on the "Today" show or that dreadful "Good Morning America" and these people pretending they're happy. They're not happy. How can Al Roker be happy? He's fat, he can't be happy. How can Matt Lauer be happy? He's in a marriage he's got to get out of. You know, he wanted out of that quicker than these people got married on Fox wanted out of that marriage. He's happy? How can he be happy? He is not happy. Those people are not happy. They are miserable. And they pretend otherwise, and people know that, because people are miserable."

...and, from elsewhere...

..."Here is the only reasonable hope. Those politicians who go on Imus' show, those who pander to him during his "serious" segments, need to turn down the guest appearances. Maybe they will, at least until he launders himself. Those politicians he considers friends have been using Imus, every bit as much as he has used them.

Today, he is useless to them. He is worse than useless. He is McGuirk."

...and yet more...

from "Best of Tucson":

..."Once past the initial shock, however, you'll be unable to listen to anything but Imus in the Morning. The show is crude, juvenile, misanthropic, racist, cruel, sophomoric, tedious, funny and thoroughly addicting. In many respects, the three people primarily responsible for the show--Imus, news director Charles McCord and producer Bernard McGurk--function as embodiments of Freudian theory. McCord, a born-again Christian, is the superego, constantly urging calm and conciliation; McGurk, a savage wit who delights in shocking, politically-incorrect statements, plays the role of the id; and Imus, of course, is the ego, fluctuating constantly between both poles."

However, and nonetheless - and despite his major lapse of judgement, I truly believe Don Imus to be a genuinely decent person, possessing unique qualities, worthy of admiration.

"Some Animals May Become Extinct" Under My New Plan, Says Moronic Rightie Asswipe

Dirk Kempthorne Plans To Gutt Environmental Protections: "During six years in the Senate in the 1990s, Kempthorne scored a '0' on the League of Conservation Voters' legislative scorecards every year except 1993, when Kempthorne scored 6 percent on the basis of one little-remembered vote against funding a rocket booster for the space program that environmentalists judged harmful to the environment. Knight Ridder's Seth Borenstein reported June 23 that in the two years after Kempthorne became governor of Idaho, the state increased toxic emissions by 2 percent—this during a period when the national average declined by 9 percent. The chief of staff for Idaho's Department of Environmental Quality told Borenstein that environmental inspections were at 'a bare-bones minimum' aimed only at staying in compliance with a state court order. Kempthorne did battle with EPA Administrator Christie Whitman over an Idaho Superfund cleanup, at one point threatening to evict EPA officials from the state."

Bush finds guys like this in the deodorant aisle at Wal-Mart.

Mothers Eating Drugged Beef Destroy Male Fertility

Capitalism Leads To Extinction ?: "The sons of women who regularly ate beef during pregnancy are more likely to have low sperm counts, a report claims today.

The American researchers suggest the growth promoters used in cattle may be responsible. It has been known for more than 10 years that sperm counts had been falling in the western world, with scientists at Copenhagen University pointing to exposure to pesticides and industrial chemicals.

The principle suspects included 'gender-bender' chemicals that act like human sex hormones.

The latest study - of men in the United States born between 1949 and 1983 - found that those whose mothers ate more than seven beef meals a week had a sperm concentration more than 24 per cent lower than in men whose mothers ate less beef.


Can the workings of capitalism deal with the inevitable confrontation between need and greed? Though the need for a healthy planet is a force, is it a strong enough force to counterbalance the lure of greed?

Many sons of high beef consumers had a count that would be classified as sub-fertile by World Health Organization standards.

One British expert called the findings "alarming." Another said: "Don't mess with growth promoters is the obvious takehome message."

Bush and His Generals Try To Kill The Tillman Family

Bush and His Team of Liars Destroy The Beautiful and Celebrate the Ugly: "Conservative commentator Ann Coulter called him 'an American original -- virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be.' "

At the memorial service for the young, dead soldier, Republican sons of bitches disgraced all of us, giving the Tillman family a massive and filthy lie.

"...through the firing, Tillman's voice was heard issuing fire commands to take the fight to the enemy on the dominating high ground."

Bush and his eupeptic generals - and other fools, will tell their damnable lies with thunderous pomposity and will press home the deceit until all that can be seen of truth is a flag waiving in the face of a cadaver.

'Political correctness is killing our freedoms'

'Freedom First and Foremost': "'I have no doubts. In the Europe I want, the right to choose has primacy.'"

European Commission President José Manuel Barroso has got it right as far as I'm concerned.

And The Tony Goes To...

Another filmy, out-of-focus "Assumption From Facts Not Yet In Evidence": "Theirs has been the most blatantly unprincipled war opposition short of treason in living memory -- and the Democratic Party is likely to pay a fearsome price at the polls for a generation. "

Congrats to the former porker, obviously a pursuer of the new "Staple the Brain and You'll Forget To Eat" diet. But not to worry; Tony Blankley still manages to serve up the same old rightie gruel.

Pills For Jesus

Sky Faerie's Pissed At Salt Lake City Mayor: "“There’s a real resistance to change and an almost pathological devotion to leaders simply because they’re leaders,” he said, in describing fellow Utahans who do not share his views and who in large numbers support the president (and gave him 72 percent of their vote in 2004). “There’s a dangerous culture of obedience throughout much of this country that’s worse in Utah than anywhere.”"

This can't be what they voted for. Can it?

John Dingell, DemHo

It's so embarrassing when a creep crawls out of a democrat shell. Senator John Dingell of Michigan is just such a creep.

Dingell is from the GM state and will entertain whatever lie is needed to keep the car bucks pouring into his re-election warchest.

Democrat John Dingell will attempt to discredit Al Gore and the critical debate about the future of the planet's climate. He will cause confusion as others fuck around with your children's future - and perhaps the future of everything, and he will convince himself and others of the veracity of his stand. But it will be a lie.

Fuck this tool.

Winner of Sick Fop Award Continues Shoveling Shit To Crackers

Brit Hume Force-fed Junk Information By His Hack Wife: "On the January 18 edition of Fox News' Special Report, host and Fox News Washington bureau managing editor Brit Hume asserted as fact that former vice presidential chief of staff I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby had not committed the 'actual leak [of Valerie Plame's identity as a CIA officer], which was done, we now know, by someone else.' As Media Matters for America documented, Hume asserted on the January 17 edition of Special Report that Libby was 'not responsible' for leaking the information that Plame was a CIA officer. However, according to the indictment, Libby discussed Plame's CIA employment with then-New York Times reporter Judith Miller before Plame's employment was publicly revealed by Robert Novak in a July 14, 2003, column."

This on-air type attracts rightie men whose fear of humanity is palpable and unholy. He is a talking profanity.

Your Life Is Under Copyright

And I just bought it !!!: "The Grokster case thus sent a clear message to lawyers everywhere: You get two bites at the copyright policy-making apple, one in Congress and one in the courts. But in Congress, you need hundreds of votes. In the courts, you need just five."

Wealth is king.

Republican Good Faith

Like the Famous 'Golden Turd Of Dallas', It Doesn't Exist But Stinks Anyway:

"In testimony on Jan. 18, Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales assured the Senate Judiciary Committee that the Justice Department had no intention of avoiding Senate input on the hiring of U.S. attorneys.

Just a month earlier, D. Kyle Sampson, who was then Gonzales's chief of staff, laid out a plan to do just that. In an e-mail, he detailed a strategy for evading Arkansas Democrats in installing Tim Griffin, a former GOP operative and protege of presidential adviser Karl Rove, as the U.S. attorney in Little Rock.

'We should gum this to death,' Sampson wrote to a White House aide on Dec. 19. '[A]sk the senators to give Tim a chance . . . then we can tell them we'll look for other candidates, ask them for recommendations, evaluate the recommendations, interview their candidates, and otherwise run out the clock. All of this should be done in 'good faith,' of course.'"

Perhaps we should gum them to death.

Losing the Blue Sky View

The Talk of TED: "In recent years, the TED conference has gained a reputation for blissfully big ideas buoyed by unrelenting optimism. So few conference goers were prepared for venture capitalist John Doerr to choke up with emotion as he kicked off the second day of talks on Mar. 9.

'I'm scared,' he told the audience, looking down at his 15-year-old daughter in the front row. 'I don't think we're going to make it.' "

Gee, that's too bad, but how was the chicken?

Pace Won't Apologize for Knowing It All

Who The Fuck Cares What This Killer Thinks About Anything: "'I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts,' Pace was quoted as saying in the newspaper interview. 'I do not believe the United States is well served by a policy that says it is OK to be immoral in any way.'"

Not only is it idiotic for this man to say something like that when some of these folks are dying for their country, but it is immoral.

Grand Marshall of Hypocricy

Gingrich Enjoys Blowjobs While Watching Clinton Impeachment Hearings:

"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group..."

"'...The honest answer is yes,' Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson to be aired Friday, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press.

Reports of extramarital affairs have dogged him for years as a result of two messy divorces, but he has refused to discuss them publicly.

Gingrich, who frequently campaigned on family values issues, divorced his second wife, Marianne, in 2000 after his attorneys acknowledged Gingrich's relationship with his current wife, Callista Bisek, a former congressional aide more than 20 years younger than he is.

His first marriage, to his former high school geometry teacher, Jackie Battley, ended in divorce in 1981.

Excuse me? You and your high school teacher!!!!?

Gee Newt, how would you like us to picture this? You on the bottom while she drilled you with math tips? Or you on top screaming out, 'I'm summing!!!'" ??

Although Gingrich has said he doesn't remember it, Battley has said Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery."

William Bennett, the Glans Optimum of pure hypocricy, said it best - as he watched his name spread all over the national news media as a gambling addict, "hypocicy is better than no standards at all."

According to news reports, Bennett was known by Vegas gambling managers as "a loser", which is the Gold Standard for casino profits.

This Is An Outrage

France Is Nuts: "The French Constitutional Council has approved a law that criminalizes the filming or broadcasting of acts of violence by people other than professional journalists. The law could lead to the imprisonment of eyewitnesses who film acts of police violence, or operators of Web sites publishing the images, one French civil liberties group warned on Tuesday."

If this actually happens then I am wrong about the French. I thought they were good guys.

Microsoft Tries To Stifle Google - Pisses Phill Off Instead:

Greedsters Try To Pry It Loose:

Hey Bill:

Vista is "One System Over The Line". I could list the reasons but it really doesn't matter. It's just suddenly a huge fact of life: new Windows updates are hateful - nobody wants to fool around for HOURS and HOURS dealing with your pockmarked hugeware.

Listen up pilgrim: we just don't live there anymore. By umpteen o'clock, we're going to be using a browser as an OS and online software for productivity. It's a fact !

So go ahead and threaten Google for giving users what they want. Go ahead. But from where I'm sitting the vista is great and you're not in it.

Go buy something.

Speedy Gonzales Stars In "Fuck 'Em"

Cartoon Character Thinks His Boss Is "The Burning Bush" - Staffers Told "Don't Correct Him": "The Justice Department said lawmakers had complained about some of the prosecutors. New Mexico Republican Sen. Pete Domenici said this weekend that he had sought the removal of David Iglesias, the U.S. attorney in his state, and had called him to inquire about the status of a corruption probe involving local Democrats."

For the righties to bash David Iglesias is really stupid. He's one of their rising right-wing stars - or used to be.

Greta Eats Dead Anna Pussy For Cash

"Anything For A Rating That Gets Me More Money", say sell-out journalists: Who talks about what? How many stories are about News and how many are about Junk News?

"They ran the numbers on Friday, March 2nd, and here's what they got:

FOX NEWS: Anna Nicole - 121 Walter Reed - 10
MSNBC: Anna Nicole - 96 Walter Reed - 84
CNN: Anna Nicole - 40 Walter Reed - 53"

I always hoped that looks could determine good intent and moral politics, and in that regard Greta always looked like my image of the extremely bright, wise female socialist-democrat. To see Greta go tabloid 24/7 for money is a disappointment indeed. To realise she's a ho is sad.

Hair Man Arranges Facts To Cover His Ass

'Don Imus Goes To Walter Reed With McCain And Sees NOTHING - then Blames a list of Democrats: "Sandy Karen was horrified when her 21-year-old son was discharged from the Naval Medical Center in San Diego a few months ago and told to report to the outpatient barracks, only to find the room swarming with fruit flies, trash overflowing and a syringe on the table. 'The staff sergeant says, 'Here are your linens' to my son, who can't even stand up,' said Karen, of Brookeville, Md. 'This kid has an open wound, and I'm going to put him in a room with fruit flies?' She took her son to a hotel instead."

I'm a major Imus audience junkie - there's something hyper-real about him. But he's an egotistical mess.

Kill The Machine

I know what you're thinking: "'These technologies, for the first time, give us a real possibility of going straight to the source to see what somebody is thinking or feeling, without them having any ability to stop us,' said Dr. Hank Greely, director of Stanford University's Center for Law and the Biosciences.

'The concept of keeping your thoughts private could be profoundly altered in the future,' he said."

This is THE most serious issue for the future of the individual.

We may be the last generation of free people on the planet. If you feel like living as a human being, then buy guns and technology to hold out as long as possible. And learn who you are and write it all down and make certain it gets to the future. Somebody should know we existed and should know who you were and that you were sentient, emotional, and here. Bless us all.

A Few GOP Men

Republicans Will Do Anything To Stay In Power: "Iglesias—a former Navy prosecutor who was the model for Tom Cruise's character in 'A Few Good Men'—said he refused to answer. Six weeks later, a Justice official ordered him to resign. This week, Iglesias has been subpoenaed along with three other fired prosecutors to testify before Congress. He plans to name the lawmakers who called him as Rep. Heather Wilson (who was in a tight re-election battle at the time) and Sen. Pete Domenici "

The Preposterous Tongues Of Newt Gingrich

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Still Crazy After All These Years

The Republican's Only Surviving Female Prick Delivers The Goods To The Unsane Yet Again: "Speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference before an overflow crowd on Friday, Ms. Coulter said, “I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.”...

..."At the conference, she said she was likely to support Mr. Romney."

Just another dropping from the bile-queen.

Poll Dancer

Romney Changes Panties After Every Position Shift:

... the press, Romney said, "had written the obit of the conservative movement many times, 'but I predict we'll be around a lot longer than, say, the newspapers will be around.'' "

How important is it to defeat the kind of person that wishes for the press to go down as he and his kind survive? Apart from the obvious, it would be very important for me because I could not accept this poll dancer having any control over my life or representing me in any way with his thinking.

The Outrage of Unequal Justice

You can pay $75.00 a day to avoid the hardships of prison: "Critics charge that pay to stay is a glaring example of the unequal distribution of justice in this country.

'It symbolizes the two-tiered system we have in this country for poor defendants and the well-to-do,' said Paul Wright, editor of Prison Legal News magazine, which is an advocate for inmates. 'The poor are just as deserving but can't afford to participate. This makes a mockery of the notion of equal justice under the law.' "

This is so disgusting that some folks might be tempted to say, "Plug America's windpipe until it stops wiggling."

Michelle Malkin Is A Virus

The Washington Post's Yen For Hot Rightie Lunatics: "Malkin is the field general for a squad of bitter pro-war dead-enders who lash out online against anyone who dares speak the truth about the war. She has been wrong about Iraq in every conceivable way, with a losing streak dating back more than 50 straight months. The consequences for having habitually botched the most important policy issue of the last decade? She's taken to lunch by a Washington Post reporter (the same reporter Malkin once derided as incompetent), who then splashes a friendly profile in the paper while carefully refusing to inform readers about Malkin's glaring ignorance and unhinged loathing. Malkin is the field general for a squad of bitter pro-war dead-enders who lash out online against anyone who dares speak the truth about the war. She has been wrong about Iraq in every conceivable way, with a losing streak dating back more than 50 straight months. The consequences for having habitually botched the most important policy issue of the last decade? She's taken to lunch by a Washington Post reporter (the same reporter Malkin once derided as incompetent), who then splashes a friendly profile in the paper while carefully refusing to inform readers about Malkin's glaring ignorance and unhinged loathing. "

Being a classless male, I'd fuck her, then yell at her, then fire her.

Here's a brief list of Malkin's recent lowlights:
During the 2004 campaign, Malkin appeared on MSNBC's Hardball and insisted that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth were alleging that John Kerry shot himself on purpose while serving in Vietnam. Her slanderous appearance caused a media stir, since the Swifties had never made that accusation against Kerry. The following day, while blogging and appearing on C-SPAN, Malkin lied repeatedly about her Hardball showdown.

In early 2005, during the Terri Schiavo right-to-die controversy, Malkin embraced a dubious conspiracy theory and ridiculed The Washington Post for weeks. Malkin, who posted about the topic incessantly, was certain Post reporters had fabricated a key report about the infamous Schiavo "talking points memo" written and distributed by the GOP. In her April 1 post belittling the "Schiavo talking points memo mess," Malkin continued her attack on The Washington Post and demanded the daily start publishing a laundry list of retractions for its fraudulent coverage of the Schiavo memo. (Incredibly, Kurtz gave the bloggers a platform inside the paper to air their baseless allegations against the Post.) Malkin's claims were proven to be untrue when an aide to a Republican senator confessed to writing the Schiavo memo.

In April 2005, Malkin was leading the charge (i.e. "raising troubling questions") in accusing a Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer with the Associated Press of working in concert with Iraqi insurgents to stage the public assassination of a Baghdad election worker. (The photog was tipped off by terrorists, Malkin claimed.) The allegations were proven to completely fictitious.
In October 2005, after a depressed University of Oklahoma engineering student blew himself up 100 yards away from a packed football stadium, Malkin hyped the story by linking to fellow bloggers who suggested the student, Joel Henry Hinrichs III, had an Al Qaeda connection. Malkin also complained the mainstream media were covering up the real facts in an effort to "whitewash radical Islam out of the news." Scores of law enforcement agencies quickly confirmed the terrorism conspiracy theory was pure fiction.

Last summer, Malkin led yet another angry charge against The New York Times after its Travel section, in a puff piece about an exclusive Maryland vacation town, published photos of weekend homes owned by then-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Vice President Dick Cheney. Based on nothing more than a conspiratorial hunch, Malkin and company shrieked that by running the photos the unpatriotic Times had (deliberately) emboldened Al Qaeda and endangered the lives of Rumsfeld and Cheney by showing terrorists where the men lived. In truth, the Times received Pentagon approval to run the innocuous photos. Said Rummy's own flack: "I'm a little confused about why this has caused such an uproar." Join the club.

In January, Malkin experienced a particularly humiliating setback. For months, Malkin had been pushing a far-fetched media "scandal" by accusing the Associated Press of manufacturing a "phony" and "bogus" Iraqi police source who was reporting false stories about the daily carnage inside Baghdad. She claimed the phony AP source proved that all of the AP's Iraq reporting was suspect. (Malkin and company cling to the notion that the situation in Iraq is not as bad as biased journalists make it out to be.) In January, the Iraqi government confirmed the police source's existence, thereby ruining Malkin's press-hating conspiracy theory. (The Post remained silent when Malkin's Jamil Hussein allegation imploded.)

Let's face it -- if a liberal blogger ever stitched together a record of sloppy, Keystone Kops-style obfuscation the way Malkin has, Post editors wouldn't even know how to spell the blogger's name, let alone be interested in profiling them. And who would blame them? Any overexcited dolt can randomly make stuff up on the Internet, or link to others who do. Apparently, the fact that Malkin does that like clockwork and that it, in turn, gets people upset is newsworthy in the eyes of Washington Post editors.

Two years ago this month, Kurtz noted, "Many bloggers are careful and thought-provoking, others partisan or mean-spirited." The question is: Why has the Post has made a conscious decision to champion mean-spirited bloggers like Malkin at the expense of the thought-provoking ones?

Lieberman Will Kill For His Beliefs

Get Your Kids Out Of His Sight: "Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman of Connecticut told the Politico on Thursday that he has no immediate plans to switch parties but suggested that Democratic opposition to funding the war in Iraq might change his mind.
Lieberman, a self-styled independent who caucuses with the Democrats, has been among the strongest supporters of the war and President Bush’s plan to send an additional 21,500 combat troops into Iraq to help quell the violence there.
'I have no desire to change parties,' Lieberman said in a telephone interview. 'If that ever happens, it is because I feel the majority of Democrats have gone in a direction that I don't feel comfortable with.'"

I knew this guy was a menace a decade ago. Now he is deadly. Save our remaining troops by stopping this guy from getting them killed for NO FUCKING REASON THAT MATTERS TO AMERICA !

Brit Hume Sleeps With Hannity - There's No Other Explanation

Hume and Hannity Mug Murtha While the White House Pretends to Take the High Road: "Here is Murtha on the troops: 'They must have the equipment and the training and they must be certified by the Chiefs of the various services before they can go back...'

And here is how Hannity described Murtha's position in a question to one of his panelists: 'Do you support the idea of taking away the equipment of troops in harm's way the way John Murtha just described?'

So, in Hannity's hands, making sure our troops are properly equipped becomes taking equipment out of the hands of soldiers in harm's way. Utterly shameless."

Hannity would be a fun hit, don't you think? If I was a thug and needed a coupla C-notes, I'd love to watch this guy be terrified at the deserved and expected misfortune. But that's sick, so skip it.

Google Is A Cluster Fuck

I don't believe anything Google says anymore. They run Blogger. In the history of bad internet services this thing is the Glans Menace itself and is pissing me off to no end.

Don't say it's free. I'll spit at you.

Now, in some moronic effort to deal with the wreck, they have added the NEW Blogger, which is supposed to fix things.

It does not. It is in fact worse.

They know it.

The dream is over. The 2 guys that started Google appear to be making crap; just like assholes.

He's Changed Back To Pussy

Yessiree, I beat that devil dick and I'm back in the Missionary saddle: "'Concerning Ted and his family, we have done extensive fact-finding into his lifelong battle with a 'dark side' which he said in his confession letter has been a struggle for years,' Pastor Larry Stockstill, part of the church's board of overseers, told the 14,000-member congregation Sunday.

'We have verified the reality of that struggle through numerous individuals who reported to us firsthand knowledge of everything from sordid conversation to overt suggestions to improper activities to improper relationships.' "

There surely must be a way for this fellow to have a chance at a good life and still remain faithful to his nature.

D-list Bloviator Cuts One

This Comic GOP Headmaster Snaps His Suspenders In Feeble Protest: "This morning on Fox News, Brit Hume launched a scathing diatribe against Rep. John Murtha's (D-PA) character. 'It's time a few things be said about him,' Hume said. 'This guy is long past the day when he had anything but the foggiest awareness of what the heck is going on in the world.' Hume called Murtha an 'absolute fountain' of 'naivete.'"

Yeah, screw the old patriot. Let's bathe in the glory of the victorious American Expedition in Babylon.

Senate Rejects Renewed Effort to Debate Iraq

Hold their heads down while the water talks to their ears: "“We will be relentless,” said Senator Charles E. Schumer of New York, the third-ranking Democrat. “There will be resolution after resolution, amendment after amendment, all forcing this body to do what it has not done in the previous three years: debate and discuss Iraq.”"

Dinesh D'Souza Is A Fiend

D'Souza Lies Through His Teeth: "D'Souza does not argue that the cultural left 'bears a measure of responsibility' for provoking the anger of the 9-11 hijackers or that it 'partly fueled' 9-11. Rather, he asserts that the 'cultural left' is the 'primary cause' of the 'visceral rage' that produced the terrorists who attacked America, and that 'without the cultural left, 9/11 would not have happened':" ...

..."Asked by Colbert on the January 16 edition of The Colbert Report whether he "agrees with some of the things these radical extremists are against in America," D'Souza replied: "I agree with it." ...

..."Asserting on Page 21 that 9-11 was "a message" from Osama bin Laden and other "Islamic radicals" that the United States is a "repulsive sewer" and an "immoral, perverted society," D'Souza concludes: "Thus we have the first way in which the cultural left is responsible for 9/11. The left has produced a moral shift in American society that has resulted in a deluge of gross depravity and immorality."

You all know this guy. Yup, it's him again; he's in every College in America and he brings the same cretinism to every argument he makes. He thinks that with his twisted thinking he cannot be seen, but of course he is indeed seen very clearly.

GOP Wants To Kill Us

Now We Can Shoot Them In Self-Defense - cool !: Congressman Don Young, Republican from Alaska, is a follower of the journalistic wisdom of the Moonie Messiah that owns the Washington Times. And the unctuous dirtbags that write for that rightie rag - like Tony Blankley, fill these little GOP weasels with all manner of flacker's grit and stuff their empty heads with factual bullshit and slimy projections from gods and heroes that don't exist. In today's expression of their spectacular onerosity, this malfeasing tundra sucker tells the world that Abe Lincoln - one of the greatest leaders in the history of anything, said this:

"Congressmen who willfully take action during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs, and should be arrested, exiled or hanged. "

Of course Lincoln never said it, but GOP gunners don't give a fuck about truth.

Actual Americans Actually Dead For Nothing

Sicko GOP PR Strategy Blames Dems For "Status Quo" On Iraq: Pennsylvania Representative Patrick Murphy's voice "cracked as he named friends who had served with him in the 82nd Airborne, and 'never made it home.'

'The time for more troops was four years ago,' he said quietly.

At the Vietnam Memorial, just down the hill from the Capitol and a short walk through the snow that fell on Washington today, he said, 'half the soldiers listed on that wall died after our leaders knew it could not be won.'"

That is the mind-bending fact that attacks every argument a rightie can conjure.

Vets Against the Surge

Shouldn't we support the troups?: "Do you worry that both sides throwing these kinds of accusations around makes it difficult for people to have honest disagreements about the war?

I don’t know. At this point, people have been playing nice guy about this war for four years, and look where it’s gotten us. The fact of the matter is the people on the other side of the argument are dead wrong. What does Mitch McConnell know about war? What does Dick Cheney know about war? People don’t want me to call him a draft dodger, but he had five deferments. What do you want me to call him?"

How about, "the honored dead" ?

The Fundamentalist Attraction

Just a good thought for the day:

"I liked things better when I didn't understand them." - Jenne Lou, blogger

GOP Slobs Demonstrate It

Watch Them Squirm When She Has To Fly Commercial: "“Next week,” Representative Jeff Flake, Republican of Arizona, said, “we are going to steal their mascot and short-sheet their beds.”"

Flake's got it right. The frat-boy weenies in the Pentagon and the rightie mouth-breathers in Congress are an embarrassing sight as they bet on a known lie.

They're Here !!

Dead Alive - Our Biggest Enemy Has Arrived

The brain scan that can read people's intentions:

How does it work?
The computer learns unique patterns of brain activity or signatures that correspond to different thoughts. It then scans the brain to look for these signatures and predicts what the person is thinking.

How could it be used?
It is expected to drive advances in brain-controlled computers, leading to artificial limbs and machinery that respond to thoughts. More advanced versions could be used to help interrogate criminals and assess prisoners before they are released. Controversially, they may be able to spot people who plan to commit crimes before they break the law.

The Cultural Jester

As mysterious in death as she was in life: "'It was the combination of Bacchus meets Venus, totally eroticized,' says Robert Thompson, a professor of popular culture at Syracuse University. 'She was just such a great kind of cultural jester.' "

Said one woman, "I can't remember high school calculus, but I can remember Anna Nicole's first husband. That's really sad."

You Can Do It, But You'll Regret It

Amanda Marcotte Changes Her Wikipedia Entry: "Marcotte's comments were viciously anti-Catholic. The fact that many on the left failed to realize that explains very clearly why the GOP (a party that violates Catholic social theory over 90 percent of the time) seems to attract legions of Catholics.' "

She has bad judgement.

The Wisdom of Patrick Hynes

Here's the GOP Author-Creep Showing Off His Judgement: "I believe Ted Haggard, pastor of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado and President of the National Association of Evangelicals, is the most influential evangelical in America, though he might recoil from the phrase “Religious Right”. I also believe Dr. Jim Dobson from Focus on the Family, though not a pastor, enjoys an extraordinary amount of credibility among evangelicals. Finally, Fr. Richard John Neuhaus is, I believe, one of the few genuine public intellections in America with significant influence on our national affairs." - Posted online June 26, 2006

The Threat of Orbiting Debris

Sobering and Depressing: "For decades, space experts have worried that a speeding bit of orbital debris might one day smash a large spacecraft into hundreds of pieces and start a chain reaction, a slow cascade of collisions that would expand for centuries, spreading chaos through the heavens. "

Huge New Truth Lobe Found In 3rd Tier Scientist

Canadian College Grad Insists On Facts He Likes: "I insist on saying that there is no evidence that we are, or could ever cause global climate change."

Cool. And I like to insist that he not reproduce.

This Is Why I Like Arnold

California Without The Influence Of Mexican Culture Is Unthinkable: "So what would the governor do about illegal immigrants? ``I would find a way, a legal way so they can earn their visas, so they can work here and they can stay here, because it's not really realistic to send them back.''"

Lady Right

Margaret Thatcher’s famous 1987 declaration: "There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families.”

Don't Shit Where You Eat

Jane Goodall wakes up the Paris climate talks:

"'We must stop stealing from our children and we must stop now,' she said. "

We may be too late and we might not know it for decades - or hundreds of years.

Here's a dime, kid. Go poke your mom in the eye

Scientists offered cash to dispute climate study: "Letters sent by the American Enterprise Institute (AEI), an ExxonMobil-funded thinktank with close links to the Bush administration, offered the payments for articles that emphasise the shortcomings of a report from the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)."...

..."Ben Stewart of Greenpeace said: 'The AEI is more than just a thinktank, it functions as the Bush administration's intellectual Cosa Nostra. They are White House surrogates in the last throes of their campaign of climate change denial. They lost on the science; they lost on the moral case for action. All they've got left is a suitcase full of cash.' "...

..."On Monday, another Exxon-funded organisation based in Canada will launch a review in London which casts doubt on the IPCC report. Among its authors are Tad Murty, a former scientist who believes human activity makes no contribution to global warming. Confirmed VIPs attending include Nigel Lawson and David Bellamy, who believes there is no link between burning fossil fuels and global warming."

Don Imus Gets It Done

Imus: "Here's what a disgrace O'Reilly is. Olbermann can't kill him enough. Here's what O'Reilly's doing. You are not going to believe this. This sonofabitch actually went on that falafel thing of his and he said—–if you'll buy a copy of his book—for every copy of his stupid book, he'll send a copy to a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan. I mean I don't know where to start. That's his contribution to the men and women who are fighting and dying in this idiotic war for this country."

Bush Games The Country

Bush Directive Increases Sway on Regulation: "“The executive order allows the political staff at the White House to dictate decisions on health and safety issues, even if the government’s own impartial experts disagree. This is a terrible way to govern, but great news for special interests.”"

It seems that Bush could piss down our throats and we won't do a fucking thing about it. Why is that?

“There is nothing in the law that requires them to purge their memory.”

Who is it secret from?

“It’s probably gone many, many places,” Judge King said of the document at the August hearing. “Who is it secret from?”

A Justice Department lawyer, Andrew H. Tannenbaum, replied, “It’s secret from anyone who has not seen it.”

He added, “The document must be completely removed from the case, and plaintiffs are not allowed to rely on it to prove their claims.”

Judge King wondered aloud about the implications of that position, saying, “There is nothing in the law that requires them to purge their memory.”

Mr. Eisenberg, in an interview, said that was precisely the government position. “They claim they own the portions of our brains that remember anything,” he said.

Like I and my ilk have been saying for years, the bad guys are running the show and red-heads don't give a fuck as long as they and their families are secure and fat.

"Government lawyers sent Judge King a letter saying the plaintiffs had “mishandled information contained in the classified document” by, among other actions, preparing filings on their own computers.

In a telephone conference on Nov. 1, Judge King appeared unpersuaded. “My problem with your statement,” he told Mr. Tannenbaum, “is that you assume you are absolutely correct in everything you are stating, and I am not sure that you are.”

It's Webb in 08 For Me

He's Got What I Want In A President: "When I graduated from college, the average corporate CEO made 20 times what the average worker did; today, it's nearly 400 times. In other words, it takes the average worker more than a year to make the money that his or her boss makes in one day."

He's so impressive and so out of nowhere.

The Idiot's Scientists

This Is The Legs On Which They Stand: "My belief in a literal six-day creation of the universe is based primarily on the teaching of the Bible and my understanding that this is God’s Word and is true."

Cheney Revealed As Complete Idiot

You Mean Somebody Finally Noticed?: "'Every single person out there that is of any consequence knows the vice president doesn't know what he's talking about. I can't be more blunt than that,' Biden said. 'He is yet to be right one single time on Iraq.' "

Except for pissing in a federal toilet, what does Cheney actually do ?

When Assholes Speak, You Hear Shit Like This

This Is The Brainpower Of Rush Limbaugh: "'My question is, if there's nothing we can do to stop global warming, then how in the world could we be responsible for it? Simple common sense!'"

If I can't stop that bullet I shot toward his head, then how in the world could I be responsible for it?

The New Models Are Out !!!

Failure is Not an Option! It Comes Standard with Every Bush Model!:

Salesman Joe "Democrat Schmemocrat" Lieberman, sees nothing wrong with sending kids into a slaughter. "Don't worry about losing kids in a surge. Not all these kids are that swell you know. And you can always fuck the neighbor's daughter and pop out another one. They're like M&Ms."

It's Rightie Day Throughout The Gulf of Mexico

Cuban healthcare system can't get the crap outta Castro:

"And to think, this amazing, competent care awaits us if we vote for socialized medicine!"

Posted to the Lucianne.com online message board by: mominNoCA, 1/16/2007 10:15:59 PM

This could end up producing the final Icon of communism's essential flaw.

Defense Secretary says he's "no expert on military matters"

I can find my ass if I get to use both hands, but "I'm no expert on Iraq": "At one point Gates, just three weeks on the job, told lawmakers, “I would confess I'm no expert on Iraq.” Later, asked about reaching the right balance between American and Iraqi forces, he told the panel he was “no expert on military matters.”

Committee members pressed Gates, who replaced Donald H. Rumsfeld at the Pentagon, on an exit strategy for the U.S."

In his continuing HO-scale leadership style, Bush makes it a safe bet that the Rice Boys at FOX will have their butts in the air over this gem of a choice.

Let's Open His Vein

W pushes envelope on U.S. spying: "President Bush has quietly claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant, the Daily News has learned.

The President asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a 'signing statement' that declared his right to open people's mail under emergency conditions.

That claim is contrary to existing law and contradicted the bill he had just signed, say experts who have reviewed it."

He needs to be impeached and convicted.

I've got mine, sucker, says GOP civilian-killing hero

McCain's Straight Talk: "I Want To Keep Health-Care Costs Down Until I Get Sick, And Then I Don't Give A G*ddamn": "'I want to keep health-care costs down until I get sick, and then I don't give a goddamn,' "

The obvious and pathetic statement of a frightened and amoral republican. He will say it was a joke, but it wasn't.

How To Know When The Turd Has Left Your Ass

Your Ass Is Officially Grass When Everyone Has Mowed It: "If you could make that wish - that things would be exactly like they were before the war started - would you? No troops in Iraq. No civil war. No 3,000 American deaths. No 46,800 American casualties. No $350 billion spent. No 'Stay the Course.'

If you could make that wish, then that defines a debacle..."

"...We'll stay in Iraq until we win." "Stay the course." "I can see into his heart." "I'm the Decider." "We don't cut and run." "I'm a Uniter, not a Divider."

Well on one thing at least, the President got it right - he's united the country. When 75% of the public can agree on what a disaster the War in Iraq is, you have to take your good news where you can find it."

If A Conservative Tells You It's Daytime, Look Out The Window Anyway

Conservatives are frightened people. That's the key to their failures:

"For years now, the Rush Limbaugh set has been telling this joke: 'What do you call a liberal who's been mugged? A conservative.'

It's a pretty good joke, too, because it says so much about the people who delight in telling it. I don't mean conservatives or Republicans, necessarily, because the punch-line has less to do with politics than with human nature..."

"...They tell us: We're all out for Number One; only, liberals can't admit it. But what they really mean is: I'd sell out my own brother for a tax rebate; wouldn't you?

There's no trick to understanding the American conservative. The trick is in accepting the action that it suggests.

Bend Over Again, Citizen

Total Loss Of Privacy Sweeps America - Freedom Dumping Epidemic In Red States, Threatens To Go Worldwide !!!:

"By using a credit card to book a flight, passengers face having other transactions on the card inspected by the American authorities. Providing an email address to an airline could also lead to scrutiny of other messages sent or received on that account.

The extent of the demands were disclosed in 'undertakings' given by the US Department of Homeland Security to the European Union and published by the Department for Transport after a Freedom of Information request.

About four million Britons travel to America each year and the released document shows that the US has demanded access to far more data than previously realised."

"If you look like an under-butch male, they put a band around your penis and then show you pictures of boys; if sensors on the band detect any enlargment you'll immediately be fitted with a GPS device which you'll wear on your ankle every moment from then on, until you die," says some guy, adding, "that oughta take care of tennis, swimming, dating, stuff like that."