The Party That Destroyed the First Black President

I don't want to watch this evisceration of a great man. And though there are modern tools for this grizzly purpose, the bad guys will want to stretch it out until all the meat is gone and the bones thrown to the dogs. So I'll have to do something else in the meantime - like scout drone targets, catalog coordinates for the friendlies, or just baking colorado cookies for the 'special forces'.