The Anti-Jew Is The Anti-Christ

Holy Shit !! It's not France at all ! Jesus's family settled in Malibu !!: "'First, everyone who is using alcohol excessively has a chemical imbalance. The second is events of the past that we can not cope with like the loss of a loved one or it could be guilt. We may have done something years ago that we can't forgive ourselves for. The third one is current conditions we can't cope with like failing marriage or business of lack of respect. The last thing is things we believe that are not true. And in Mel's case I know one of them. He believes he has the disease of alcoholism which probably prevents him from looking for the real reason why he drinks and alcoholism is not a disease. That is the current thinking today. Alcoholism is a symptom and we treat the underlining causes."

...and...

Mel Gibson Is A Victim OF The World's Oldest Known Mental Disease: "Mel Gibson 'blurted out a barrage of anti-Semitic remarks' -- 'fucking Jews' and 'The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world' and asking the arresting deputy 'Are you a Jew?' "Like a bi-moral fundamentalist, he yearns to stop the pain of not knowing.

Gutting the Estate Tax puts an End-Date on Middle-Class Civilization

The Plantation Life of Tomorrow: "'Just think of what it is to have a bill that says to minimum wage workers, 'We'll raise your minimum wage but only if we can give an estate tax cut to the 7,500 wealthiest families in America,'' said Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif."

With the future as an endless vista of dynastic trusts, the engines of civilization will be owned by idiots and run by criminals.

We're Fucked, So Vote For Us

Not Clear On The Concept: "'We've lost our way, we've gone to the well and we drank the water, and we shouldn't have.'"

...and this is the Republican candidate speaking.

I've Got A Real Bad Feeling About This...

They're Here !: "it is the symptoms that sound like science fiction that make this disease like no other.

'I pulled some fibers out, and I was just taking a look at it, and the fibers just started to move around, kind of around each other,' Cindy Casey said. 'And I screamed to Charles (my husband), 'Charles, come here and look, because everyone's been telling me I'm crazy. Charles, look at this,' and he looked at it, and yeah, he saw it too.'
'This one I didn't want to believe,' Charles Casey said.

Incidents like that are just one more bizarre part to this puzzling disease that seems to be spreading."

This does not sound like a small problem.

Not Just A Morris, But A Real Dick

‘Civil War Is Progress’ In Iraq: "On March 16, conservative pundit Dick Morris told Sean Hannity things were going better than people thought in Iraq, arguing “what is going on is not a civil war.”

Now, Morris believes that there is civil war in Iraq but argues that it’s a good thing. Appearing on the O’Reilly Factor last night, Morris said “a civil war is progress, because it means it’s no longer a war against us.”"

You really can't make this stuff up.

Keystone Rightie Sees Teensie Problem With Bush

Bill Buckley Fails SAT : "'If you had a European prime minister who experienced what we've experienced it would be expected that he would retire or resign,' Buckley."

Tourette's Syndrome and Mozart

Being Creative Is Not Always Pretty:

"He was known to be hyperactive, have mood swings, tics, sudden impulses and a love of nonsense words. He was observed spinning, leaping, fidgeting and performing strange motor movements."

Pat says, "No, this is not 'our war'"

Arghh! These appear as arguable points, but I sense the dry cool skin of a beast: "Hezbollah attacked Israel, not us. And there is no solid proof Iran is in violation of the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, which it has signed, but Israel refuses to sign.

If Iran's nuclear program justifies war, why cannot the neocons make that case in the constitutional way, instead of prodding Bush to launch a Pearl Harbor attack? "

Once again - now irredeemably deep in the clothing-optional morality of the W years, I find myself squirming against the logic of uber-rightie Patrick Buchanan's argument. Arghh indeed!

Michael Jackson's "Rubba Rubba" Game Big Hit With Bush !

Bush Has The Lowdown On Class:

"'This isn't a Sigma Chi kegger, it's the G-8 Summit,'" wrote blogger Christy Hardin Smith on Firedoglake.com.

Ain't it the truth, scolds Jesus. F. Christ

You Can Make $200.00 A Week Jacking Off !

But There's A Catch: Somebody's Watching: "According to Rigberg's Los Angeles Superior Court complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, he 'noticed an unusual hole in the ceiling tile' of a private donation room, where he had just finished masturbating into a cup. Upon inspection, Rigberg realized that 'there was a hidden surveillance camera on top of the ceiling tile, with the lens of the camera positioned to...capture the activity within the private donor room.' Rigberg is described in the lawsuit as a 'regular sperm donor' who went to Pacific 'to provide an honorable and essential benefit to his community.' According to Pacific's web site, it pays men $100 per donation, and that most donors contribute 'once or twice weekly over a minimum one-year period or 65 donations.' "

The camera is not the story; it's the jack-off job potential for college students. It's the new K-Y tuition plan !!!

She Died Unexpectedly in Congressman's Scarborough's Office

"But it's cool. It was an accident or something": "Lori Klausutis, a 28-year-old office worker for Rep. Joe Scarborough (R-Fl), was found dead in the congressman's district office. Police said preliminary findings from the medical examiner's office showed no foul play or any outward indication of suicide.'

Unbelievably, that was it. The story was simply dropped. A young female employee of one of Florida's Congressmen had died unexpectedly in the Congressman's office. There were no witnesses to her death and the cause of death was not apparent. Klausutis' boss, Joe Scarborough had recently resigned from Congress prematurely and unexpectedly, amid rumors about his marital fidelity and soon after a divorce. He had also abruptly resigned as publisher of the Independent Florida Sun, claiming that resigning from Congress and as publisher was necessary to spend more time with his sons."

Just keep moving; there's nothing to see here folks. Just move along now... And there's absolutely no need to click on THIS LINK, where you will find more information along with these unanswered questions:

1) If Lori's death was just a simple accident, then why did Rep. Scarborough and his spokesman Miguel Serrano feel the need to go to two different local TV stations within three hours of her body's being found and invent a nonexistent history of chronic medical conditions forher -- in other words, why did they feel the need to lie about Lori's health?

2) Would you trust without question the word of a Medical Examiner who lost his ME license in two separate states (Missouri and Florida) because he LIED about his autopsy work (for instance, saying he had autopsied some brains when he hadn't)?

3) Why should whoever wrote Ms. Klausutis's obituary feel it was appropriate to mention nearly everything about her life -- EXCEPT where she'd been working since 1999?

The Fascist Right Continues To Love J.D. Hayworth

J.D. Hayworth Is A Cartoon Of A Rightie Creep: "I don't know a lot about Harry Mitchell yet, other than he's the Arizona Democrat candidate challenging the crooked incumbent lunatic J.D. Hayworth. If I lived in Tempe, Scottsdale or Phoenix's northeast suburbs I wouldn't hesitate for a moment to vote for Mitchell. Hayworth is a cut below your garden variety corrupt Republican rubber stamp, a true monstrosity and one of the most corrupt of the lot, purchased long ago by Jack Abramoff for something like $150,000, so not just a dirty whore, but a bargain basement dirty whore."

He's everything you don't want to see in a politician, yet there he is.

Our Simpleton President - "The simple answer is he thinks murder's wrong"

Veto Expected Today on Stem Cell Bill: "'Those lives will not begin, but many other lives will end if we do not use all the scientific resources available,' said Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa.

Its opponents, including the president, said no conditions would make it ethically appropriate for embryos to be used in scientific research."

"The simple answer is he thinks murder's wrong," said White House spokesman Tony Snow. "The president is not going to get on the slippery slope of taking something living and making it dead for the purposes of scientific research."

Yes, it's all quite simple to understand, "meat goes bad if you don't eat it."

...yet there's more...

...there's the wisdom of this Neotard: Karl Rove - explaining why Bush planned on vetoing the bill - told the Denver Post that "recent studies" show researchers "have far more promise from adult stem cells than from embryonic stem cells."

The Chicago Tribune contacted a dozen top stem cell experts about Rove's claim. They all said it was inaccurate. So who wrote the "studies" that Rove was referring to? White House spokesman Ken Lisaius on Tuesday could not provide the name of a stem cell researcher who shares Rove's views on the superior promise of adult stem cells."

Oh, they'll find a coin-operated scientist that'll testify that anything "to the left of the men's room" is bullshit, while even the smallest turd that falls from a righties ass is a blessed "fact".

The Ugly Truth: Our President is an Imbecile | The Huffington Post

Our Bad Luck: "You know it, I know it and the American people know it. But everyone is afraid to say it. They say it privately, but people are afraid of saying it publicly because you will be branded as a liberal, elite, intellectual snob. But believe me, you don't have to be an intellectual to see how painfully stupid our president is."

Bill Clinton would personally grab a rifle, get in a ditch, and fight and die

Clinton with a gun: "Former US President Bill Clinton who many Arab thoughts was more even-handed on the Palestine question than his predecessors shocked many when he asserted in Toronto last week that had Israel been attacked by Iraq or Iran during his presidency, he would have been ready to 'grab a rifle, get in a ditch and fight and die.'

'The Israelis know that if the Iraqi or the Iranian army came across the Jordan River, I would personally grab a rifle, get in a ditch, and fight and die,' Clinton told the crowd"

Lucianne's Rangers On The March

And Still As Assholian As Always: "For years now, the Isralies have been trying to appease the rest of the world and it hasn't worked. Now the gloves are off. I want to see the Arabs defeated so that maybe, just maybe, a reasonable government can arise. It's happening in Iraq. Why not the rest of the muslim world. "

This is one of Sean Hannity's favorite websites. It's also one of the best sources for deep-dish rightie bullshit.

Republican Compassionate Conservatism On Parade

Rep. Steven King Designs Electrified Fence For Southern Border: "We Do This With Livestock All The Time":

"We could also electrify this wire with the kind of current that would not kill somebody, but it would simply be a discouragement for them to be fooling around with it. We do that with livestock all the time."

They must enjoy being complete pricks. Why else would they say such a thing as that?

Powell: Cheney's Chief Of Staff And Legal Adviser "Doesn't Care About The Constitution"

Please make it stop !: "Powell: Cheney's Chief Of Staff And Legal Adviser 'Doesn't Care About The Constitution'... "

Oh by the way, Bush was behind the Plame frag

National Journal: Bush Told Prosecutors He "Directed" Cheney To Discredit Joe Wilson...:

Yes, you read that right...

"President Bush told the special prosecutor in the CIA leak case that he directed Vice President Dick Cheney to personally lead an effort to counter allegations made by former Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV that his administration had misrepresented intelligence information to make the case to go to war with Iraq, according to people familiar with the president's statement.

Bush also told federal prosecutors during his June 24, 2004, interview in the Oval Office that he had directed Cheney, as part of that broader effort, to disclose highly classified intelligence information that would not only defend his administration but also discredit Wilson, the sources said."

Not to worry, righties. Nothing will come of this. Bush could shit down the throat of your favorite grandmother and nobody will do dick about it. Why?

Because a big chunk of the public expects that Conservatives are God's favorites.

Yes, it's that sick.

Robert Novak Is A Physical Aberation

Unless you wish to self-deceive, go with the obvious conclusion: "The upshot here appears to be that Novak lied to everyone in order to betray his country on behalf of Rove and company. First he revealed the name of an active CIA officer, blowing any and all operations with which she has ever been involved, costing the country millions, and possibly endangering lives despite the specific request from the agency that he not do so. "

It used to be funny, watching Novak on CNN's infamous "Crossfire" program; most especially when he signed off the program and stridently, mock-ferociously, absurdly, bleated out "Cur-oss-FIRE" - as if we would all feel the pain of his pointie little verbal sword as it crashed into our soft-on-life heads. Those who take this rightie seriously are worthless.

Gorbachev: 'Americans Have a Severe Disease'

American Arrogance Is Repulsive To The World': "Do you really think you are smarter than we are?'

The former general secretary of the Soviet Union Communist Party accused Americans of arrogance and trying to impose their way of life on other nations.

'Americans have a severe disease - worse than AIDS. It's called the winner's complex,' he said. 'You want an American style-democracy here. That will not work.' "

Repulsive Republicans On Parade

Lay's memorial attracts power elite: "The Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compared Lay with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ, and said his name would eventually be cleared.

'He was taken out of the world right at the right time,' he said.

'History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged.'"

Cogito Ego Sum

The President Is Always Right - right up to the point that he's wrong:

"LEAHY: Was the President right or was he wrong?
BRABURY: It's under the law of war -
LEAHY: Was the President right or was he wrong?
BRADBURY: The President is always right."

Self-boning Talk-Nazi in post-coital ratings slump

Sticky phone Bill's audience averages 71 years of age: "Given these facts, it's not hard to see why O'Reilly is losing viewers. They're not dying to watch him, they're dying while watching him. His audience is so old Barbara Bush was jailbait when they were growing up. His audience is so old they remember how hot Betty Rubble was in high school. His audience is so old they don't remember when Iraq was like the Garden of Eden, they remember when Iraq was the Garden of Eden.

Let's get real, O'Reilly's audience has fallen and they can't get up. "

Very funny !

Suddenly, weeks later, enough was enough.

The Captain said we just passed a couple of swells: "'Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,' Guigli wrote. "

Shrooms get a break

Just a tad late: "One third described the experience with psilocybin as the single most spiritually significant of their lifetimes and two thirds rated it among their five most meaningful experiences."

I know why.

Bringing the Church to the Courtroom

Destroy Christian Thugs Whenever and Wherever They Are Found: "'They're not for some form of generic religious freedom. They're for Christian superiority, that Christians take over the courts,' said Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State. 'They are living in this fantasy world where the majority religion, Christianity, is claimed to be literally under attack.'"

There is no reason to tread lightly when counter-attacking Christian zealots. Any force neccessary should be used.

The boys are about where they were 30 years ago, but the girls are just on a tear, doing much, much better

At Colleges, Women Are Leaving Men in the Dust - New York Times: "Small wonder, then, that at elite institutions like Harvard, small liberal arts colleges like Dickinson, huge public universities like the University of Wisconsin and U.C.L.A. and smaller ones like Florida Atlantic University, women are walking off with a disproportionate share of the honors degrees.
It is not that men are in a downward spiral: they are going to college in greater numbers and are more likely to graduate than two decades ago.
Still, men now make up only 42 percent of the nation's college students. And with sex discrimination fading and their job opportunities widening, women are coming on much stronger, often leapfrogging the men to the academic finish."

George W. Bush Is Dead To Me

Nation cringes as the worst president ever continues long, painful slog to the end: "America's reputation as a powerful and respected diplomatic peacekeeper, as the nation that sets the standards for human rights and economic freedom and choice, is hobbled. Crippled. Is very nearly dead. How quickly can we recover? How much damage has been done? History will tell, and it will be ugly indeed. "

...and...

Which is just another way of saying we are currently stuck. We are swirling around the bottom of the drain, clinging on to anything that might hold us from going under for just a little while longer. We have to let the neocon disease run its course, and just pray that at the end of it all the scarring and the pain and damage will not be so permanent, and so hideous, that we can't be seen in public for a decade...


...In other words, Bush's latest nasty, Rove-designed salvos and upcoming attacks to save a sliver of power and pride and sneering GOP control are just the beginning.

However -- praise Jesus and pass the scotch -- they are the beginning of the end."

FBI Needs To See Your Stuff

So bend over, citizen, it's time for you to get patriotic: "When the FBI office in New Haven, Conn., received an e-mail in February 2005 that looked like a terrorist threat, agents followed a familiar routine. They asked the service provider, a group of Connecticut public libraries, for the real name, street address and Internet logs of the sender.

They had no search warrant, grand jury subpoena or court order. Instead, a local FBI official hand-delivered a National Security Letter - one of more than 9,000 sent to finance, telephone and Internet companies last year - that described the records needed. Under a federal law expanded by the anti-terrorism USA Patriot Act of 2001, the written request was all the authority the FBI needed. The Patriot Act also barred the librarians from disclosing the request to anyone.

...and...

"If there's information on a potential terrorist that can help, wouldn't you want them to have it?”

Watching Bush Kill America

The Republicans Have Given Us A Monster: "Why are some patriotic Americans supporting a president who seems so bent on destroying America--America's constitution, America's democracy, America's good name, America's credibility, America's land, air, and water, America's solvency, America's educational system, America's security, America's children, and America's future?"

Because they will follow a bag of shit off a cliff as long as it's for the benefit of Country A

Patriots ! Awaken !

Greasing Nazis is what I was made for: "This is about power. This administration wants to decide what its government can know about you, and what you can know about its government."

There are no rules of war in dealing with fascists. At least not in my book.

Honor deserts WSJ like Ismay leaving the ship

Gambling, what gambling? Wall Street Journal denies reality: "'Perhaps Mr. Keller has been listening to his boss, Times Publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr., who in a recent commencement address apologized to the graduates because his generation 'had seen the horrors and futility of war and smelled the stench of corruption in government.
Our children, we vowed, would never know that. So, well, sorry. It wasn't supposed to be this way,' the publisher continued. 'You weren't supposed to be graduating into an America fighting a misbegotten war in a foreign land. You weren't supposed to be graduating into a world where we are still fighting for fundamental human rights,' and so on.

'Forgive us if we conclude that a newspaper led by someone who speaks this way to college seniors has as a major goal not winning the war on terror but obstructing it.' "

The Wall Street Journal is clearing its busy throat in a crowded rightie men's room.