Matthew Perry Spoofs Angus T. Jones' Two And A Half Men 'Filth' Testimonial With Funny Or Die (VIDEO)

Your point is a good one. I've cracked wise over this story myself... not my best moment, yet I also don't like being evangelized or insulted, so...
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Matthew Perry Spoofs Angus T. Jones' Two And A Half Men 'Filth' Testimonial With Funny Or Die (VIDEO)

..ah, the 'cesspool'. Yes, the 'filth' has infiltrated the 'cesspool', and now Hollywoodians are drinking it and filming in it - when will the agony ever end... and what day is that show on?
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Stolen Service Dog: Cancer And Kidney Patient Robert Runkle Heartbroken After Theft Of Beloved Companion

The dog does not deserve such calousness - look out your window right now! This critter needs us not to turn away...
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Mars Colony: SpaceX CEO Elon Musk Eyes Huge Settlement On Red Planet

Is this 'blue sky' fantasy day at HuffPo? What recommends this guy's plan over one of the thousands of others? The Jefferson Starship had a much more enticing idea than this one - plus you could get ripped and sing the whole way...!
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Charles Krauthammer Fiscal Cliff Analogy: Obama Offer Worse Than Appomattox

I try to be kind to this rusticle because he seems to need it. But if wants to skid around on FOX dripping venom and creating a mess, I'm glad the GOP gets the credit.
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Bill O'Reilly To Atheist David Silverman: 'You Are A Fascist!' (VIDEO)

That was just plain fun! Silverman is a terrific guest...!
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Larry DePrimo, NYPD Cop, Buys Homeless Man Boots (PHOTO)

He took a piece of human agony and taught it to sing. What a fine fellow!



I hope this fine officer gets a chance to teach upcoming officers. Anything coming from someone of this caliber will surely always be a priceless benefit to other public servants, and to the public.
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Gennifer Flowers: Bill Clinton Contacted Me In 2005, I Told Him To 'Leave Me Alone' (VIDEO)

Trying to make Clinton fit into our idea of what constitutes a great public figure can give one a headache - or a clue as to why greatness has no peer review; it either exists or not.
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Cheetah Running Video By National Geographic Features Cat In Slow-Motion, High-Definition Footage

Well, I hate to say it, but I see the same scenario. The concern would have to be enormous to overcome the sheer numbers - zillions of us humans growing and clawing away the land that the animals are desperate for in order to survive. Unless we share our destiny knowingly, it will not be possible for the cats or the elephants or the lemurs to be with us much longer.



Money and machines will be our final act because we are the half-truths of nature - able to know, but unable to care enough to act.
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Trace Adkins Confederate Flag: Country Singer's Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting Performance Features Stars-And-Bars Earpiece (VIDEO)

The confederates attacked America, and I haven't heard one apology my entire life. So, for some people a confederate flag is a target, to be aimed at and fired upon, but even absent that, if you get them teed-off enough they'll explain it in interesting, though frighening detail...
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Hostess Executive Bonuses: Twinkie-Maker To Seek Approval For $1.8 Million In Bonuses During Liquidation

Just to clear this up - You have zero control over when the discussion ends. But feel free to pull that clock-radio out of your ear.
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Hostess Executive Bonuses: Twinkie-Maker To Seek Approval For $1.8 Million In Bonuses During Liquidation

Wow!



Honk when you're about to upchuck on the nearest clueless capitalist - a lot of us wanna watch...
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Grover Norquist Targeted In Fiscal Cliff Debate, Denounces 'Sugar Plum' Republicans

Actually I often prefer the metaphoric qualities of 'gravity', which - unlike 'gravitas', shares the possibility of benefit with the deficit of weight.



Not to say that I should, but at least I have a plan...!
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Rick Warren: I'm Not A Homophobe (VIDEO)

Hmmm, to get votes from people who were drifting off into the "Obama's not a Christian" camp.
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Grover Norquist Targeted In Fiscal Cliff Debate, Denounces 'Sugar Plum' Republicans

...you gotta give him the style vote. He looks combed and cut by a canny pro to look like he has gravity.
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Rick Warren: I'm Not A Homophobe (VIDEO)

Warren once got Obama to agree with the lie that "man is made for work." This goes to show that Warren is not really connected to anything wiser than a Bazooka Joe comic. The actual and most glorious truth is that "work was made for man."
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Angus T. Jones Apologizes For 'Two And A Half Men' Remarks

...well, if nothing else, it's a well-composed walk-back.
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GOP Senators: Susan Rice Meeting Left Us 'More Disturbed' Than Before [UPDATE]

A disgusting, transparent series of comments from 3 republican opportunists who think they've found a source of an endless string of wedgies for Obama. What they're really doing is digging a sweet-spot for dems to use to proove that the right can't stop bashing women and minorities.



...and you thought that they'd stay away from the mince-meat machine. Not likely! Nobody does wrong like the good ole' right!
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Supreme Court Inaction Boosts Right To Record Police Officers

This is a surprise. I usually expect these right-flyers on the court to put human rights as high up on the shelf as possible, where it can be admired without causing problems for the powers that be.
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Obama Secession Problem: Foes Say It's Time To Secede

Imagine how much Texans are gonna love going from 'big ole state' to 'cracker rest area'. And wait till they hear that they won't be getting any nukes...
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Cheetah Running Video By National Geographic Features Cat In Slow-Motion, High-Definition Footage

I agree - it could be immoral, but if the celebrating is a catalyst for a change in public awareness that advances the cause of the cats, then it is a part of something good.
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Jim Greer, Ex-Florida GOP Chair, Claims Republican Voting Laws Focused On Suppression, Racism

When are Floridians gonna stop dancing around the obvious and cough this guy up like a furball? Nothing recommends this guy - nothing! If he says it's daytime at noon, don't buy it. But first of all, stop looking at him... it's a trap.
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Angus T. Jones Calls 'Two And A Half Men' 'Filth,' Urges Viewers To Stop Watching (VIDEO)

Groan! He suddenly sounds like an uber boring - soon to be cringeworthy - spokesperson for those who define "filth" for the rest of us. Maybe he's the spare Baldwin, or an extra Cameron in case the first one blows up... In any event, we're all stocked up on religious crazy over here, so he should just move along.
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Susan Rice Defends Benghazi Remarks: U.S. Ambassador Dismisses McCain Accusations

McCain is total government issue - he's got 2 government-paid-for pensions and health plans that are more robust than almost anything available in the private sector.



Most of the members of the blustering GOP, and their families, live on the government payroll, and look forward to their government pensions and Social Security checks; their new hips and knees - while popping government pills and sneezing into government hankerchiefs.
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Susan Rice Defends Benghazi Remarks: U.S. Ambassador Dismisses McCain Accusations

Somebody's gonna have to be the first to take the Unsane pill. Maybe it'll be the cranky ole bomber from yesteryear. Maybe Meghan's got his back - and is pushing...
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Scott DesJarlais: I'm Not 'Perfect,' Won't Resign Over Abortion Scandal

The voters of Tennessee need to come forward and condemn this amazing hypocrisy. This man is throwing it in the people's face and daring them to do something about it - and guessing that nobody will do diddly squat.
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With Stickers, a Petition and Even a Middle Name, Secession Fever Hits Texas

Imagine how much Texans are gonna love going from 'big ole state' to 'cracker rest area'. And wait till they hear that they won't be getting any nukes - unless we have to drop a few.
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Joe Humps The Shark

Joe Scarborough coughs up a furball he's been working on for years! - "Nate Silver says this is a 73.6 percent chance that the president's going to win. Nobody in that campaign thinks they have a 73.6 percent -- they think they have a 50.1 percent chance of winning.

.... Anybody that thinks that this race is anything but a tossup right now is such an ideologue that they should be kept away from typewriters, computers, laptops, and microphones for the next ten days, because they're jokes."

So all we need is Zibignew Brezinski to coin a doozy of a put-down to describe Joe's latest furball - the one he's been working on for years!

Holidays and Children

You are right - and the crossfire is where kids especially get spiritually and emotionally stressed. This is the time in their lives when their family story has died and they are essentially alone, waiting to grow away from it all.



The writer seemed to bypass all that, but I realize that he has to support a workable plan, so it is his mission to encourage the best of the choices available.
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Twinkie Bakers: We'd Rather Lose Our Jobs Than Be Treated Worse

We should bow our heads in recognition of what is really happening to our country, to our fellow citizens - and to us. We are shrinking; coming apart in a quick extinction of a way of life - one still being lived by people, while the relentless, hideous noose tightens, and the good life slips out of our hands, and off to the Shining City on a hill, where we don't live.
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Obama Campaign Polls: How The Internal Data Got It Right

Certainly can't argue with that...
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Obama Campaign Polls: How The Internal Data Got It Right

...but it never does. Never. Nobody is gonna hire somebody because they got a tax break. They hire when customers walk in the door. The smart society - the one that wants to survive and prosper - creates customers to walk in that door.
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Obama Campaign Polls: How The Internal Data Got It Right

Your concern is spot on, but time was invented for a good reason - so everything doesn't happen at once? If we do stuff consecutively, not simultaneously, we'll have a better shot at wise solutions.
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Jan Brewer Immigration Order Contradicts Past Arizona Policy, Report Finds

I don't know how Arizonans can sleep at night knowing of the outageous hypocrisy that they are authorizing. Some day civilzation might occur in Arizona - for now it's just a place where they store cranky, nutsoid, right-wing apparitions...
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Maine West High School Sued For Student Hazing, Sodomy 'Sanctioned By Coaches'

But you'll be in the same cell nonetheless - along with the guy who waited in the car while his pals robbed the bank and shot the guard. Soon you'll both realize that the finger is a phallus and the car is a gun - and that the cell door is gonna stay shut.
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Cory Booker City Council Meeting Appearance Sparks Mayhem (VIDEO)

...or 2 years to perfect being the bully most of America would love to be.
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Glenn Beck Agenda 21: How One Editor Got Duped By Conservative Pundit

...of course they'll pay. His book has 'electrolytes', which stops you from ever dying, or voting for a liberal.
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Glenn Beck Agenda 21: How One Editor Got Duped By Conservative Pundit

...Sheldon, is that you?
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Glenn Beck Agenda 21: How One Editor Got Duped By Conservative Pundit

I read your Magna Carta... I have a migraine.



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Glenn Beck Agenda 21: How One Editor Got Duped By Conservative Pundit

In the past, wealthy Americans often paid others to do their military sevice, and now Beck is paying for someone to do his thinking for him. Well, up to now that hasn't really worked out, and whoever has been doing his cogitating has let him down - bigtime! So now he's buying another brain and calling it his - and it just might work. I bet Chuck Norris, the loony Nugent, and every Victoria Jackson wannabe in America will buy it all - and swallow.
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Joel Boniek, Former GOP Montana State Rep., Leads Heckling Of Judge

What they won't do is the right thing. But what they should do is hand Meghan McCain a pencil and have her make the 'master list' of things that they should be doing; starting now.
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Joel Boniek, Former GOP Montana State Rep., Leads Heckling Of Judge

...yup, when I put an Obama bumper-sticker on my car, I could almost hear cuffs and spray, and smell bacon and sulphur. That's gotta stop, and pulling the drapes on guys like Boniek is a good enough place to start...



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Joel Boniek, Former GOP Montana State Rep., Leads Heckling Of Judge

The more of those cringeworthy boneheads in the GOP, the better. It's much cheaper than political TV ads - just watch them in action and most decent people will run to the safety of sane, modern government - which is a progressive hallmark.



It's when the right gets it's act together - and it will happen - that the left has to worry...
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Electronic Communications Privacy Act: Patrick Leahy Hits Back At Report That Legislation Would Decrease Americans' Privacy

Sounds like Leahy is being led down the hall and back into the turnip truck - leaving us with stripped down privacy protection. He doesn't seem to even know it...
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Maine West High School Sued For Student Hazing, Sodomy 'Sanctioned By Coaches'

Someone once said that "the trouble with bad taste is that it leads to murder."



...yeah, I can easily imagine some drunk driver killing a pedestrian - but, since it was only beer; not whiskey or elitist wine, his fellow crackers lower the charge to "unfortunate choice of booze" and send him back to the bar.
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Fiona Apple Cancels Tour: Singer Stays Home To Be With Her Dying Dog

...just a friggin' HuffPo commenter. When it's sick, put it down? Good plan... Here, take this pill.
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Fiona Apple Cancels Tour: Singer Stays Home To Be With Her Dying Dog

...she is offering a gift. Some people will feel its presence; others wander their whole lives looking for neatness, and missing the rich gumbo of surprises we've been given.
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Fiona Apple Cancels Tour: Singer Stays Home To Be With Her Dying Dog

...she lives outside the Hallmark lifestyle, whereas you couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't.
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Donald Trump Uses Twitter To Show The World How Little He Knows About Charities

Coulter, Limbaugh... all these gasbergs know a secret fact - people will stop and watch dogs mating on a lawn before they'll stop to watch nuns praying on the church steps.
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Obama, McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed (PHOTO)

...good points!
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Obama, McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed (PHOTO)

Throw your clock-radio out the window - then change your mind and go after it. We'll wait here...
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