Applebee's Waitress Fired For Sharing 'I Give God 10%' Tip Receipt

The pastor was a first class jerk, and the waitress should definitely not have been fired. The pastor's comment was to her and not Applebees - it belongs to her; not them.
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Khloe Kardashian: My Vagina 'Smells Like Roses' (VIDEO)

Roses... yes, how could any of us here at the shop forget!
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Chuck Hagel, John McCain Clash Over Iraq Surge (VIDEO)

Or the questioning coulda started by dissecting the actions of the cranky old bomber himself - "Senator, did you bomb and kill innocent North Vietnamese civilians? Yes or no, Senator - we don't wanna hear your explanations!" Once that gets answered, then we'll start on Chuck.
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Football Player Married: 6-Year-Old Breanna 'Marries' J.J. Watt, Her Favorite Player (PHOTOS)

Uh, I think we get what you're saying... SECURITY !
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Colin Powell To Bill O'Reilly: 'Why Do You Only See Me As An African-American?' (VIDEO)

...I give up! I just emailed you a beer. Happy trails...
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Colin Powell To Bill O'Reilly: 'Why Do You Only See Me As An African-American?' (VIDEO)

...yes, you clever fellow - you could see that my home-schooling failed me and, unlike you, all I know is the proper way to pummel a clock-radio with a hammer. So now you can get back to your dismal, dimwitted analysis of things about which you so very obviously have no clue.
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Amazon Q4 2012: Profits Are Down, But Investors Don't Seem To Mind

...and that's why some people are marketing geniuses and others don't even get it.
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Amazon Q4 2012: Profits Are Down, But Investors Don't Seem To Mind

Here in California we are being rightfully shamed into paying our sales taxes, and I just purchased an HD TV from a local Best Buy. No big deal, but it's the first large tech item I have not purchased from Amazon since 2005. I still order tons of stuff from them, but it's now very very satisfying buying something and knowing that it helps somebody keep a local job.
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Colin Powell To Bill O'Reilly: 'Why Do You Only See Me As An African-American?' (VIDEO)

I forgot that this was your website... but humbly I propose that you are an uncolorful caricature of a classic bore - and I am the bored person who points it out.
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British Nursing Home Defends Practice Of Hiring Alleged Prostitutes For Aging Residents

Yippee, but alas - this won't happen in America. But it's terrific for those living where reality is allowed to breathe...
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Art Comparing Alabama Immigration Law To Nazi Germany Pulled From Museum (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

Of course they pulled it. But lots of us don't need a weatheman...
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Orly Taitz Plans To Lobby Congress

Orly Taitz is Donald Trump. There's no other possibility - nothing else explains both Trump's obsession with Obama's college records, and Orly's in-the-tank proof that Obama is a commie who buys cigarettes using fake ID.
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Lindsey Graham: Hillary Clinton 'Got Away With Murder' In Benghazi

"murder"? That is so far over the top that we might have to wave the rules and drag Graham around his sty for awhile - at least until the lies peel off and his creepiness stands alone.
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Marsha Blackburn Challenges Obama To Skeet-Shooting Contest (VIDEO)

...I'm sure she's the one who set lunchbags on fire with a magnifying glass, then sold bites of her tuna sandwich at scalper rates.
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Marsha Blackburn Challenges Obama To Skeet-Shooting Contest (VIDEO)

Isn't she the nicest thing? When it comes to abrasive baggers, Blackburn could easily be the current system default, and for some hairbrained reason, the GOP seems to buy into her kind of schtick... I don't get it.
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Chris Cuomo Moving To CNN To Host Morning Show: Reports

Geesh! I am way tired of them batting O'Brien around like a shuttlecock in a badminton game - we see you doing it, numbskulls, and it needs to stop. Yeah, I know, she's on record as saying she understands the ratings game, but I'd personally like to see them find a place for her, stick with it, and back her to the hilt. She's one of the true professionals, a national diminishing asset...
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Let's All Say God again and again and again...

Arizona is going for the grand prize again - but they really should be required to tattoo that bill on their foreheads so decent folk can avoid having any contact with them. We should demand a 3 figure IQ for public officials - that might thin the herd of nincompoops quite a bit...

Dog With Cancer Gets Epic Last Meal (PHOTO, VIDEO)

Thanks for the nicely chosen words, Nikolaoss! And a toast to that lucky dog who "lived like an absolute boss."
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Roxanne Rubin, Nevada Republican, Accepts Plea Deal After Committing Voter Fraud

You just can't disabuse a bagger of odd notions. You just have to stand aside and marvel at how many different ideas the creator is trying out, as evolution chugs along - occasionally dropping a nice bundle of nonsense right in front us - just for fun, testing our ability to perservere and survive among a whole universe of choices.



But you gotta admit, Roxanne sure does exhibit that spirit of home-schooled wisdom that is never ever tested, doubted, or victorious.
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High Heels posing as judges...

And guys who were sneezing or daydreaming during "male get a clue" day risk  getting slapped whenever they spout threats masquerading as benign stupidity.  There is nothing benign about dangerous notions - especially when being judged by those spouting them.

Hillary Clinton Turns The Tables On John McCain's Benghazi Grandstanding

He remains the cranky old bomber from yesteryear, ticked off 'cause his cheese has melted every dang time he gets close to making his point. It drives him to do totally bizarre things - he hooked up with Sarah Palin not so she'd be a decent VP - far from it. He wanted to throw her at progressives like a tear-gas stink bomb to get the TeaParty and the rightwing zealots all ginned up with crazy and ready to vote.
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North Carolina Proposal Would Ban Welfare Recipients From Buying Lottery Tickets

...well, so much for the sunshine part. It sounds more like 'someshine'. Just as long as you publish the coordinates for your swell community, so we know to drive around you, then knock yourself out!
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Ted Cruz: John Kerry, Chuck Hagel 'Less Than Ardent Fans' Of Military

Cruz gets his gall from the sure knowedge that baggers - even 2-baggers, will eat bile for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and that he is a master bile-slinger.
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North Carolina Proposal Would Ban Welfare Recipients From Buying Lottery Tickets

Making people's cloudy days more miserable than they already are is not on my acceptability list, susiesunshine. Treating people with decency, compassion and human understanding is never negotiable.
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Scott Walker: Electoral Vote Proportional Allocation An 'Interesting' Idea

That would cause a civil insurrection, and neighbor against neighbor would bring out the new assault arsenals and we would all be in the horror show of our lives... Messing with the vote in America ensures the defeat of America.
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Sex, Drugs, Social Media and What I Failed to Tell My Kids

This admonition really stands out as a supreme buttsave - "Put your phone back in your pocket and try to imagine that what you were about to type is being read by me, your mother."
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John Boehner: Ending Abortion Is 'One Of Our Most Fundamental Goals This Year'

"We know all about what chicks want!" - If Boehner and Rand would just stand there at the microhone - the demonic duo - spouting their mumbo-jumbo for the next 4 years, that would be a big help getting low-info red-staters into the mood for utter defeat, yet again.
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Mike Johanns, Republican Senator, Demands Resignation Of 'Unconstitutional' Obama Appointees

Precedence is not clean on the matter. Past practice of an enlarged definition of recess has been allowed to stand, so wiping away the current President's choices would be what I'd call a partisan low blow. I hope the Supremes include the history of this practice in their deliberations, before deciding whether or not to dismantle it.
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Late-Night Scott Brown Tweets Generate Twitter Attention

We're like citizens in the film, "Idiocracy" ...any moment now they'll just drop the semblance of civilized and we'll have one show and one channel, "Ass TV"
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Krugman: Here's The Best Thing About Obama's Inauguration Speech

I didn't mean to suggest 'hope'; it's just that I've not seen checkmate forming, so I feel there are moves still possible, and failure is not yet foretold.
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John Boehner: Ending Abortion Is 'One Of Our Most Fundamental Goals This Year'

I heard that scream - they're coming from all directions now; from people fed up with the explosion of intrusion into their personal lives, torturing women with the very vivid reality that they are losing their freedom and autonomy, from the efforts of maniacal brutes with so many issues they can't even sit down correctly - yet with financial and politcal backing from all those whose waking day is devoted to finding and funding any and all methods of destroying any possibility of a progressive political future.
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Krugman: Here's The Best Thing About Obama's Inauguration Speech

Terrific news... except that there's also another wolf threatening society - ripping at it and decimating the ranks of the middle-class. Seen a union lately - one that isn't in a tailspin? What happened to all the RVs, or the boats in the driveways? How many empty storefronts do you see on your way to work? Do you feel any sense of security for your healthcare or retirement?



I'm encouraged that Krugman's feeling a thrill up his leg; I just hope that we have steadfast, realistic dems who are politically able to help control the outrageous excesses of right-wing shenanigans and hysterical greed.
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John Kerry Responds To Protester By Referencing Vietnam Testimony (VIDEO)

...I didn't catch the name part, nor do I understand what you summed up. But the 'regurge' word is sure rare... bonus!
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New Mexico Bill Would Criminalize Abortions After Rape As 'Tampering With Evidence'

Maybe no words, but well said...

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Newt Gingrich: Obama Inaugural Speech Featured 'Goofy Left-Wingism,' Like Climate Change

In fact, they count on not being here when it all hits the fan. That's their plan - "Grandchildren", ha!... that'll be up to them 'cause grandfather is safely outta here... Poof!
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New Mexico Bill Would Criminalize Abortions After Rape As 'Tampering With Evidence'

It's a headless conspiracy, so there's no need to try to figure it out. Just keep those forces out of your life using law or reason or assets at hand. Think of them as "walkers"...
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John Kerry Responds To Protester By Referencing Vietnam Testimony (VIDEO)

They report, you swallow. That sorta sums up your whole plan doesn't it?
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John Kerry Responds To Protester By Referencing Vietnam Testimony (VIDEO)

...you've been listening to that clock-radio again, haven't you? I thought the judge said for you to stay away from bull-slingers for a year!
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Orly Taitz Says She Can Arrest Barack Obama In Connecticut

She needs to get together with her kind of people - I suggest that Orly Taitz and Victoria Jackson tour as a nutbag; adding Ted Nugent to complete their Junk during every encore.
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Beyonce Wasn't Lip-Syncing

Pretending? Maybe the news just hit your shire - HuffPo links to external sources, and that's a good thing, and it's what we want.
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Oprah: Lance Armstrong Can Be A 'Hero' Again

Indeed...! All over the country there are kids trapped in jail right now needing our concern, and Oprah The Great is busy finding goodness in a multi-criminal looking for a new mound of cash.
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Stephen Colbert Mocks Stuart Varney's Ridiculous 'Downton Abbey' Comparison On Fox News (VIDEO)

I think I get it - Titanic became the most popular movie of it's time becauae we all adore sinking!
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Rand Paul To Hillary Clinton: 'I Would Have Relieved You Of Your Post'

That's a rather individual thought process. It is very valuable - protect it always.
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Rand Paul To Hillary Clinton: 'I Would Have Relieved You Of Your Post'

Ayan Rand's intellectual descendant is no ordinary loon. He's also a very annoying one, and I bet he's having a drink with Allen West about now; discussing how to refine their "stay in the news" political survival plan - which so far has relied on weirdness and threat-like inanities.
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Aaron Swartz's Father: MIT Put 'Institutional Concerns Ahead Of Compassion'

You certainly have a lot of thoughts and tenacity on this issue, and I see that you cannot approve of Swartz's methods of advancing the 'cause' of information availability and copyright. So be it, but I hope you are not denying that mankind is at a epoch defining crossroads in terms of determining who controls the information that we use to create our place in the world.
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Wayne LaPierre, NRA Leader, Responds To Obama Inaugural Address

I just can't see how we can accept widespread concealed weapons without having police treat each citizen as a potential threat. The coarsening of public life would snuff out the gentleness of human spirit and replace it with unceasing anxiety, and the threat of death from others.
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Wayne LaPierre, NRA Leader, Responds To Obama Inaugural Address

LaPierre to the rescue with plenty of wine and ammo and cheese and nonsense - but not a clue in sight. This semi-automatic nincompoop keeps looking for new ways to act like a terrified, twisted fool - and he's finding tons of them!
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CNN Wins Inauguration Ratings For Cable News; Fox News Comes In Last

Red states have bee plied with free Federal money for years - far, far more more than my blue state; all as a result of political shenanigans. Federal facts confirm this, no matter what you think. We want our money back! ...and going forward, no more special rules helping the nation's low-info ingrate states avoid thinking honestly and clearly, and paying their way.
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Obama Inauguration: Tuskegee Airmen, Black Veterans See President Winning War They Fought

...you should really put a cork in that thing. Somebody nearby will hear you and plant you in the garden, head down.
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Marine Band Backs Off Beyonce Lip-Syncing Statement

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you all to lay off of Beyonce. She makes my TV happy as a clam, and makes me giddy with delight just looking at her - she can do no wrong...
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Newt Gingrich: Obama Inaugural Speech Featured 'Goofy Left-Wingism,' Like Climate Change

The thought of climate change can't fit in a conservative's brain. The only science Gingrich and the GOP ever care about is finding out which end of the pool they should pee in. That's it! For them, tomorrow is for the suckers.
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Fiscal Footnote: Big Senate Gift to Drug Maker

There's no easier money than what you can make from sick people. That's why healthy people make greedsters sick.
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