I have special wishes for these right-wing numpties, who are attempting to insult and abuse and attack the autonomy of the women of Texas. I support every Texan who fights to destroy this cursed enemy.
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Texas Bill Would Require Women To Take Adoption Class Before Abortion
I have special wishes for these right-wing numpties, who are attempting to insult and abuse and attack the autonomy of the women of Texas. I support every Texan who fights to destroy this cursed enemy.
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
I'm semi-entertained by your 'racist' charge. You're obviously an anti-semantic redhead.
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House Democratic Women To Obama: Nominate Janet Yellen For Fed Chair
I was disappointed with Summers years ago; now add the vociferous disappointment of so many others to something 'not right' about what he is aiming to accomplish. If he's not the only hope we have, why not go with someone else - who will be granted at least an initial tailwind to set a course the nation needs to be on.
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Rainbow Mountains In China's Danxia Landform Geological Park Are Very, Very Real (PHOTOS)
When someone seems to make a mistake, it could be some god's secret message to those who know the code. - Bazooka Joe, I think...
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
...dude! - I was quoting from the same movie - don't you remember the uber-bunched Maitre'D ??
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
So as far as you're concerned I can tell everyone that Freedom311 is an Ayn Rand Paul supporter who says that his state - Kentucky - deserves to get a bigger piece of the pie. Good to know, you bloviating simpleton...
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
Sorta pathetic, dude. You're my new best example of amateur bagger psychology.
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
...not really. Rand Paul follows the Ted Nugent never-washed, decades old underwear rule - which sorta makes him the "Lord of Kentucky House Flies".
About Republican Party
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
Well, the "King" can't even see anything below the belt, so he doesn't know it's an insult...!
About Republican Party
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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is 'The King Of Bacon,' Not Serious About National Defense
There is a whole bag full of red-states that get back way more from the Feds than they contribute in taxes. And lots of blue-states pay in way more than they get back. When you see some hypocritical righties, keep this in mind and just chase them outta town.
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Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Watch And Learn: How To Roll Down Your Window And Deliver A Fantastic Response To An A**hole
Can't let you take the hit all by yourself - I feel the same as you; in my case sorta like an anarchist brat jonesing to take out sub-woofers. ...the irony stinks, of course, but I'm stuck with it.
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Watch And Learn: How To Roll Down Your Window And Deliver A Fantastic Response To An A**hole
Other pot smokers, meet Jay Manhattan... who needs to clean his bongwater; then imagine readers pre-judging him. Oh the horror...
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Jordan Ulery, New Hampshire Republican, Shares Satirical Bestiality Stories In 'Foolish' Emails
The knees jerk so loudly in red-state America, creationists believe that if you can hear a jerk, it's telling you that whatever just popped into your mind, is a God given fact.
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Ted Cruz: Republicans 'Terrified' To Fight Obamacare
What kind of healthcare will people have available to them throughout their lives if Obamacare is repealed? What is the Republican plan for healthcare reform?
When you look to republicans, you can see immediately that have nothing, and that's exactly the way they want it. In the rightie morality there should be no government participation in solving this massive, societal problem.
In other words, the right has absofukinlootly nothing in mind except to allow private healthcare - in alliance with eternal corporatists and deep-dish conservative lobbyists - to make a citizen's health dependent on their ability to pay for it.
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Doubling McDonald's Salaries Would Cause Your Big Mac To Cost Just 68¢ More: Study
So, let me get this staight. For a little less than 68 cents more per burger, all this toxic red-state hatred, and endless fights over Obamacare could be silenced.
If we can't even stomach that easy-peasy solution, we might as well just throw stumpwater on poor sick people and retreat to our villas for a batch of Chocolate-gold truffles and some Dom-soaked Cheetah Alfredo, then send for some doctors to come over and pump a few stomachs... then upload pics to Instagram.
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Exploding Samsung Galaxy S4 Allegedly Starts Fire, Destroys House
And you're the pilot of the lunar lander? This may end badly...
About iPhone
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Exploding Samsung Galaxy S4 Allegedly Starts Fire, Destroys House
No, it costs $1.40 to buy a product that may or may not be dangerous. You pay $40.00 to never have to worry about it. I went through 3 cheap duds before the genius asked, "having fun saving money?" Sure, 40 seems outrageous, but so is cheap crap from Amazon, which continues to allow bad products to be advertised as "Apple", and which are most assuredly not.
About iPhone
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Monday, July 29, 2013
George Zimmerman's Brother: Civil Lawsuit 'Might Not Be Very Flattering' To Trayvon Martin's Family
Zim Bob the bagger is the new lord of the flies - you can hear them buzzing all over red-state America.
About Trayvon Martin
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George Zimmerman's Brother: Civil Lawsuit 'Might Not Be Very Flattering' To Trayvon Martin's Family
Is Florda really America's wang? Well, if you make a wrong turn and end up there, and someone comes up and smashes you in the face, and then you begin smashing them back in self-defense, they can decide that they are threatened with "great bodily harm", pull out a legally possessed gun and kill you right there on the spot. Anyone who tells you different is wrong, or just doesn't understand neanderthal justice.
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Sunday, July 28, 2013
Michele Bachmann: Obama 'Phony Scandals' Comment Is 'Insulting' (VIDEO)
In some Archie comic-book Michelle read that in America any idiot can say almost
anything ...so she does.
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Hum Heard Around World Impacts 2 Percent Of People In Hum-Prone Areas, Study Suggests (VIDEO)
That's gotta be it!
I remember when Paul Kantner named his publishing company God Tunes, David Crosby's reaction was to add, "because he cares"
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White Castle On Obamacare: We May Only Hire Part-Time Workers
Can't argue with any of that. In the long term I too would choose single-payer; it has more to recommend than Obamacare. But but people don't need good health in the "long term" - they need good health all the time, and Obamacare, flawed as it is, is here now!
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White Castle On Obamacare: We May Only Hire Part-Time Workers
As long as you eat it, they'll survive... and as long as they survive, we'll know you ate it. Works for me.
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Saturday, July 27, 2013
The New Small
He is trashing my home. I want it cleaned, polished and fumigated by next week - but this won't happen with Weiner still up there sucking public airtime and flaunting his pathetic and fraudulent version of progressive humanity.
Apple May Have Finally Taken Donald Trump's Advice (Or Not)
Are you kidding? Everybody in heaven is someone Trump said would go to hell.
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Tourist Smashes, Kills, Eats Octopus Only To Find Out It's An Extremely Rare 'Hexapus'
Darn us egotistical city folks - to outliers we are obviosly just trying to be polite while they pretend to know "reality".
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Family Spent $100,000 On Beanie Babies Thinking 'Investment' Would Put Kids Through College (VIDEO)
You are quoting your own past comments to other people. Journalists often get fired for that...
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George Zimmerman Gets $12,000 Towards Buying Gun From Ohio Firearms Group
Step right up! Don't be a loser; get your manhood thru the mail, today! Forget your caliber? Don't worry, Zim Bob - it's no doubt too low to measure anyway...
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Ohio Bank Forecloses On Wrong Home, Sells Owner Katie Barnett's Belongings (VIDEO)
If someone breaks into my house and takes my possessions, then I should be able to call the police and they should be arrested. But people no longer rate higher than property, so lenders are protected. But soon, people may act on another fact - that covert revenge can rate higher than police protected property. But that kind of chaos will require that we are all armed - which is in progress all around us... see how this works?
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Family Spent $100,000 On Beanie Babies Thinking 'Investment' Would Put Kids Through College (VIDEO)
...it's not unlike the flip-this-house madhouse, when barely conscious people felt entitled to make enough profit to retire in luxury. Then the market collapsed and every dippy flipper started sqealing like bovines facing a mudless sty. I lucked-out and didn't get pulled in, but I almost did - and was hoping I could eventually flip my way to "Shining City".
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Family Spent $100,000 On Beanie Babies Thinking 'Investment' Would Put Kids Through College (VIDEO)
What a bore. All your comments share the same rather rancid core - like the ones baggers leave on a men's room wall... oh wait...!
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White Castle On Obamacare: We May Only Hire Part-Time Workers
I want universal healthcare for America. If White Castle, or Jerky's, or McBarnyard's Golden Starches - or any other of those small-man-big-company chains, thinks I won't pay more to help Americans stay modern, healthy, and safe, then they can eat their own crud and leave me out of it.
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Friday, July 26, 2013
Hangover Joe
Look at the hangover puss on that rightie! Joe is just bouncing his balls off of Carney's forehead - pretending he's tough. Such posturing...!
North Carolina Voter ID Bill Passes In State's GOP-Dominated House
It is totally impossible for me to ever again trust the culture of North Carolina to achieve anything of real value to my country. Why they have chosen to embrace the dark forces of society is both an amazing surprise - my fault for not paying attention - and sickening.
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013
'First Look' Photos That Will Make You Believe In Love
I didn't see that coming - so much beauty descending on all those beautiful people.
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Huma Abedin On Anthony Weiner's Latest Sex Scandal: 'I Strongly Believe This Is Between Us'
Ok, I've already evolved and changed my mind. Weiner didn't have the sense to stop digging his hole, so I'm going across the street and have a drink - then two more.
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How many Weiners does it take to lose?
I like the guy, and especially his fierce advocacy. But he absolutely must find a way to rewrite his current narrative - the one he's now using will doom him; probably within just a few days.
Head You Lose, Tail You Lose
The men of Virginia are evidently the greatest wimps in bagger land. They are going to vote for going to jail for a blow-job from their wives. I think this qualifies Virginia as a mental levee designed to hold back any rational thought from people who fear the power of knowledge.
Cuccinelli's next insanity will likely involve outlawing male masturbation as killing half a kid. And then comes French Kissing, which is from France for gawd's sake! He wants it called Freedom Face-Sucking.
All in all, tourism should come to a screeching halt', especially with Cuccinelli's new slogans: "Come to Virginia, but not in Virginia" and "Virginia - No Head, Very Little Tail' and lots of Crackers"
Allen West: Obama's Trayvon Martin Reaction Was 'Absolutely Horrific'
West has not been paying attention. I, and many others, wince when his mug appears on the news, and we all gag on hearing his weird ideas, outrageous threats and obsessive insults. But he says he never notices. He lies, too...
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Brian Nieves, Missouri State Senator, Questions If Liberalism Is A 'Mental Disorder'
Yup, that's how I see it too. These throwbacks didn't steal their jobs - they were elected to them by masses of voters - all desperately needing a stupidectomy!
About Guns
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Brian Nieves, Missouri State Senator, Questions If Liberalism Is A 'Mental Disorder'
What is this - red-state snake day? All kinds of tards like you are out in public embarrassing your families by yelling into your not-so-smartphones about... whatever your clock-radio tells you. Your friends must be so very very proud to know you...
About Guns
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Brian Nieves, Missouri State Senator, Questions If Liberalism Is A 'Mental Disorder'
Pretty sick stuff, dude. I'm jealous of those Missourians who will grab this guy one night and pound him into burgers.
About Guns
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Monday, July 22, 2013
Mike Lee: Republicans Will Shut Down Government To Block Obamacare
Lee is so full of bad that nothing he proposes should ever be considered. The world as he sees it would be a nasty place, full of frightened and desperate girls, terrified homosexuals and harrassed liberals sitting in line waiting for treatment at jampacked emergency rooms across the country - much to the personal satisfaction of this absurd republican demon.
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Sunday, July 21, 2013
Apple Buys Data Management App Locationary To Help Fix Maps
...Apple maps on iPad still has no Street View! For me, that's a total deal breaker. I am always on the lookout for real estate, and "walking" around a town easily, with all the smooth navigation of the old Google interface, is absolutely necessary. So I still keep my iPad 2 at ios5 and guard against any accidental update to ios6 until they fix this...
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Ted Cruz Could Beat Hillary Clinton
Gad! That's way too much like Tracy Flick's high-school election campaign gibberish. "Taking our country back"? Not from me you aren't - this place is already occupied.
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Ken Cuccinelli: My Beliefs On 'The Personal Challenges Of Homosexuality Haven't Changed'
Where does he plan to put all the homosexuals - as if we don't already know the answer? When you look at Cuccinelli, you are looking at evil; nobody should ever ever forget that!
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Saturday, July 20, 2013
More and more patriot lore...
The only war conservative Republicans ever won was the war against the American south, unless they want to count the invasion of Grenada - even though that was like a bunch of racoons ransacking a Denny's.
Schoep, The Sick Dog Whose Viral Photo Touched Millions, Dies At 20, Says Owner John Unger
The whole world was given an unforgettable, sublime; almost unbearably wonderful image that will move millions of people forever...
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