Don Imus Gets It Done

Imus: "Here's what a disgrace O'Reilly is. Olbermann can't kill him enough. Here's what O'Reilly's doing. You are not going to believe this. This sonofabitch actually went on that falafel thing of his and he said—–if you'll buy a copy of his book—for every copy of his stupid book, he'll send a copy to a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan. I mean I don't know where to start. That's his contribution to the men and women who are fighting and dying in this idiotic war for this country."

Bush Games The Country

Bush Directive Increases Sway on Regulation: "“The executive order allows the political staff at the White House to dictate decisions on health and safety issues, even if the government’s own impartial experts disagree. This is a terrible way to govern, but great news for special interests.”"

It seems that Bush could piss down our throats and we won't do a fucking thing about it. Why is that?

“There is nothing in the law that requires them to purge their memory.”

Who is it secret from?

“It’s probably gone many, many places,” Judge King said of the document at the August hearing. “Who is it secret from?”

A Justice Department lawyer, Andrew H. Tannenbaum, replied, “It’s secret from anyone who has not seen it.”

He added, “The document must be completely removed from the case, and plaintiffs are not allowed to rely on it to prove their claims.”

Judge King wondered aloud about the implications of that position, saying, “There is nothing in the law that requires them to purge their memory.”

Mr. Eisenberg, in an interview, said that was precisely the government position. “They claim they own the portions of our brains that remember anything,” he said.

Like I and my ilk have been saying for years, the bad guys are running the show and red-heads don't give a fuck as long as they and their families are secure and fat.

"Government lawyers sent Judge King a letter saying the plaintiffs had “mishandled information contained in the classified document” by, among other actions, preparing filings on their own computers.

In a telephone conference on Nov. 1, Judge King appeared unpersuaded. “My problem with your statement,” he told Mr. Tannenbaum, “is that you assume you are absolutely correct in everything you are stating, and I am not sure that you are.”

It's Webb in 08 For Me

He's Got What I Want In A President: "When I graduated from college, the average corporate CEO made 20 times what the average worker did; today, it's nearly 400 times. In other words, it takes the average worker more than a year to make the money that his or her boss makes in one day."

He's so impressive and so out of nowhere.

The Idiot's Scientists

This Is The Legs On Which They Stand: "My belief in a literal six-day creation of the universe is based primarily on the teaching of the Bible and my understanding that this is God’s Word and is true."

Cheney Revealed As Complete Idiot

You Mean Somebody Finally Noticed?: "'Every single person out there that is of any consequence knows the vice president doesn't know what he's talking about. I can't be more blunt than that,' Biden said. 'He is yet to be right one single time on Iraq.' "

Except for pissing in a federal toilet, what does Cheney actually do ?

When Assholes Speak, You Hear Shit Like This

This Is The Brainpower Of Rush Limbaugh: "'My question is, if there's nothing we can do to stop global warming, then how in the world could we be responsible for it? Simple common sense!'"

If I can't stop that bullet I shot toward his head, then how in the world could I be responsible for it?

The New Models Are Out !!!

Failure is Not an Option! It Comes Standard with Every Bush Model!:

Salesman Joe "Democrat Schmemocrat" Lieberman, sees nothing wrong with sending kids into a slaughter. "Don't worry about losing kids in a surge. Not all these kids are that swell you know. And you can always fuck the neighbor's daughter and pop out another one. They're like M&Ms."

It's Rightie Day Throughout The Gulf of Mexico

Cuban healthcare system can't get the crap outta Castro:

"And to think, this amazing, competent care awaits us if we vote for socialized medicine!"

Posted to the Lucianne.com online message board by: mominNoCA, 1/16/2007 10:15:59 PM

This could end up producing the final Icon of communism's essential flaw.

Defense Secretary says he's "no expert on military matters"

I can find my ass if I get to use both hands, but "I'm no expert on Iraq": "At one point Gates, just three weeks on the job, told lawmakers, “I would confess I'm no expert on Iraq.” Later, asked about reaching the right balance between American and Iraqi forces, he told the panel he was “no expert on military matters.”

Committee members pressed Gates, who replaced Donald H. Rumsfeld at the Pentagon, on an exit strategy for the U.S."

In his continuing HO-scale leadership style, Bush makes it a safe bet that the Rice Boys at FOX will have their butts in the air over this gem of a choice.

Let's Open His Vein

W pushes envelope on U.S. spying: "President Bush has quietly claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant, the Daily News has learned.

The President asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a 'signing statement' that declared his right to open people's mail under emergency conditions.

That claim is contrary to existing law and contradicted the bill he had just signed, say experts who have reviewed it."

He needs to be impeached and convicted.

I've got mine, sucker, says GOP civilian-killing hero

McCain's Straight Talk: "I Want To Keep Health-Care Costs Down Until I Get Sick, And Then I Don't Give A G*ddamn": "'I want to keep health-care costs down until I get sick, and then I don't give a goddamn,' "

The obvious and pathetic statement of a frightened and amoral republican. He will say it was a joke, but it wasn't.

How To Know When The Turd Has Left Your Ass

Your Ass Is Officially Grass When Everyone Has Mowed It: "If you could make that wish - that things would be exactly like they were before the war started - would you? No troops in Iraq. No civil war. No 3,000 American deaths. No 46,800 American casualties. No $350 billion spent. No 'Stay the Course.'

If you could make that wish, then that defines a debacle..."

"...We'll stay in Iraq until we win." "Stay the course." "I can see into his heart." "I'm the Decider." "We don't cut and run." "I'm a Uniter, not a Divider."

Well on one thing at least, the President got it right - he's united the country. When 75% of the public can agree on what a disaster the War in Iraq is, you have to take your good news where you can find it."

If A Conservative Tells You It's Daytime, Look Out The Window Anyway

Conservatives are frightened people. That's the key to their failures:

"For years now, the Rush Limbaugh set has been telling this joke: 'What do you call a liberal who's been mugged? A conservative.'

It's a pretty good joke, too, because it says so much about the people who delight in telling it. I don't mean conservatives or Republicans, necessarily, because the punch-line has less to do with politics than with human nature..."

"...They tell us: We're all out for Number One; only, liberals can't admit it. But what they really mean is: I'd sell out my own brother for a tax rebate; wouldn't you?

There's no trick to understanding the American conservative. The trick is in accepting the action that it suggests.

Bend Over Again, Citizen

Total Loss Of Privacy Sweeps America - Freedom Dumping Epidemic In Red States, Threatens To Go Worldwide !!!:

"By using a credit card to book a flight, passengers face having other transactions on the card inspected by the American authorities. Providing an email address to an airline could also lead to scrutiny of other messages sent or received on that account.

The extent of the demands were disclosed in 'undertakings' given by the US Department of Homeland Security to the European Union and published by the Department for Transport after a Freedom of Information request.

About four million Britons travel to America each year and the released document shows that the US has demanded access to far more data than previously realised."

"If you look like an under-butch male, they put a band around your penis and then show you pictures of boys; if sensors on the band detect any enlargment you'll immediately be fitted with a GPS device which you'll wear on your ankle every moment from then on, until you die," says some guy, adding, "that oughta take care of tennis, swimming, dating, stuff like that."