FOX's MySpace Delivers Predator Heaven

FOX Stands For Nothing Except Getting Your Money: "The bill known as the 'The Deleting Online Predators Act' introduced by Rep. Michael G. Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., aims at protecting minors from online child predators."

An American Republican is the ancestor of a future planet killer.

Big Pile of Shit Key To Republican Plan

The Bigger the Pile, the Better the Country: "A series of television advertisements, launched by a thinktank called the Competitive Enterprise Institute, argue that carbon dioxide emissions are a sign of American productivity and progress."

"Bush is a 'renegade rightwing extremist", says Gore. Good going! Maybe he is getting the right degree of pissed-offness to capture the attention of Democrats?

Supreme Court Limits Whistleblower Lawsuits

Righties Want to Punish Employees for Speaking Out: "The Supreme Court today narrowed the First Amendment protections for public employees who reveal perceived wrongdoing they happen to observe in the course of doing their jobs.

The decision enhances the ability of governments at all levels to punish employees for speaking out, shielding officials in many instances from lawsuits for violating the right to free speech."

Kerry To Debone Swifties

Shoulda Coulda Sooner: "A former sailor, he was a longtime friend and employee of William Franke, one of the group's founders, and he supported the push to have Mr. Kerry release his military files. But Mr. Hayes came to believe that the group was twisting Mr. Kerry's record.
'The mantra was just 'We want to set the record straight,' ' Mr. Hayes said this month. 'It became clear to me that it was morphing from an organization to set the record straight into a highly political vendetta. They knew it was not the truth.'"

Left to die by selfish egotists

Left to die on Mount Everest: "Mount Everest pioneer Sir Edmund Hillary said Wednesday he was shocked that dozens of climbers left a British mountaineer to die during their own attempts on the world's tallest peak. David Sharp, 34, died while descending from the summit during a solo climb last week, apparently of oxygen deficiency.
More than 40 climbers are thought to have seen him as he lay dying, and almost all continued to the summit without offering assistance.
'Human life is far more important than just getting to the top of a mountain,' Hillary was quoted as saying in an interview with New Zealand Press Association."

One of the most disgusting examples of assholian behaviour. Each of those climbers that passed by Mr. Sharp should be shunned forever.

Dude !

Study finds no marijuana-lung cancer link: "Marijuana smoking does not increase a person's risk of developing lung cancer, according to the findings of a new study at the University of California Los Angeles that surprised even the researchers.
They had expected to find that a history of heavy marijuana use, like cigarette smoking, would increase the risk of cancer."

4:20 - Kirk out !

Cato Burns In Hell and other Right-Wing Coven Droppings

This is what the righties think about global warming. : "atmospheric levels of carbon dioxide (CO2) have risen by about 30 percent over past 200 years; and carbon dioxide, like water vapor, is a greenhouse gas whose increase is likely to warm the Earth's atmosphere."

They don't really believe their own words. They believe in the invisible hand, gliding up-and-down.

This Is The Guy That Beat Bush

Republican Slimebags Gave Us The Undescended Ball Of American Presidents - And He Ruined America: "From secret hideouts in South Asia, the Spanish-Syrian al-Qaeda strategist published thousands of pages of Internet tracts on how small teams of Islamic extremists could wage a decentralized global war against the United States and its allies."

Brainless Republican slugs are installing fascism

If you've got the guts, you will do whatever it takes to destroy the efforts of conservatives': "'We are seeing an extraordinary degree of anxiety on the government's part about reporting based on leaks of confidential documents in the government's possession,' Scheer said. 'I think the Justice Department is about to take the gloves off in its pursuit of information the press has. And the press is about to lose its ability to use confidential sources.' "

Coincidentally, I just happen to have the kind of guts that are called for...

Rohe v. McCain

McCain's new "I Don't Even Know I'm Being Tooled" campaign slogan:

"'The senator does not reflect the ideals upon which this university was founded,' Rohe proclaimed to loud cheers, with McCain sitting just a few feet away.

She added that she knew what McCain would be saying to the graduates since he had promised to deliver the same speech he gave at Rev. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University last weekend and Columbia University on Tuesday.

'He will tell us we are young and too naive to have valid opinions,' Rohe said. 'I am young and though I don't possess the wisdom that time affords us, I do know that pre-emptive war is dangerous. And I know that despite all the havoc that my country has wrought overseas in my name, Osama bin Laden still has not been found, nor have those weapons of mass destruction.'"

A pathetic performance by McCain and a dynamite scene entry for Jean Sara Rohe.

...wait !! There's more ... from Mark Salter, McCain's aid.

"Very Unlikely Any Of You Will Ever Possess...One Small Fraction Of The Character Of John McCain"...

This little political fuck is now dead in the water. But McCain will not shed him because John "I call 'em gooks" McCain doesn't know how to lead anything anywhere.

------------- Here is her commencement speech:

If all the world were peaceful now and forever more,
Peaceful at the surface and peaceful at the core,
All the joy within my heart would be so free to soar,
And we're living on a living planet, circling a living star.
Don't know where we're going but I know we're going far.
We can change the universe by being who we are,
And we're living on a living planet, circling a living star.

Welcome everyone on this beautiful afternoon to the commencement ceremony for the New School class of 2006. That was an excerpt of a song I learned as a child called "Living Planet" by Jay Mankita. I chose to begin my address this way because, as always, but especially now, we are living in a time of violence, of war, of injustice. I am thinking of our brothers and sisters in Iraq, in Darfur, in Sri Lanka, in Mogadishu, in Israel/Palestine, right here in the U.S., and many, many other places around the world. And my deepest wish on this day--on all days--is for peace, justice, and true freedom for all people. The song says, "We can change the universe by being who we are," and I believe that it really is just that simple.

Right now, I'm going to be who I am and digress from my previously prepared remarks. I am disappointed that I have to abandon the things I had wanted to speak about, but I feel that it is absolutely necessary to acknowledge the fact that this ceremony has become something other than the celebratory gathering that it was intended to be due to all the media attention surrounding John Mc Cain's presence here today, and the student and faculty outrage generated by his invitation to speak here. The senator does not reflect the ideals upon which this university was founded. Not only this, but his invitation was a top-down decision that did not take into account the desires and interests of the student body on an occasion that is supposed to honor us above all, and to commemorate our achievements.

What is interesting and bizarre about this whole situation is that Senator Mc Cain has stated that he will be giving the same speech at all three universities where he has been invited to speak recently, of which ours is the last; those being Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, Columbia University, and finally here at the New School. For this reason I have unusual foresight concerning the themes of his address today. Based on the speech he gave at the other institutions, Senator Mc Cain will tell us today that dissent and disagreement are our "civic and moral obligation" in times of crisis. I consider this a time of crisis and I feel obligated to speak. Senator Mc Cain will also tell us about his cocky self-assuredness in his youth, which prevented him from hearing the ideas of others. In so doing, he will imply that those of us who are young are too naïve to have valid opinions and open ears. I am young, and although I don't profess to possess the wisdom that time affords us, I do know that preemptive war is dangerous and wrong, that George Bush's agenda in Iraq is not worth the many lives lost. And I know that despite all the havoc that my country has wrought overseas in my name, Osama bin Laden still has not been found, nor have those weapons of mass destruction.

Finally, Senator Mc Cain will tell us that we, those of us who are Americans, "have nothing to fear from each other." I agree strongly with this, but I take it one step further. We have nothing to fear from anyone on this living planet. Fear is the greatest impediment to the achievement of peace. We have nothing to fear from people who are different from us, from people who live in other countries, even from the people who run our government--and this we should have learned from our educations here. We can speak truth to power, we can allow our humanity always to come before our nationality, we can refuse to let fear invade our lives and to goad us on to destroy the lives of others. These words I speak do not reflect the arrogance of a young strong-headed woman, but belong to a line of great progressive thought, a history in which the founders of this institution play an important part. I speak today, even through my nervousness, out of a need to honor those voices that came before me, and I hope that we graduates can all strive to do the same.

She is my candidate for President !!

Fat white guys have their finger at the tip of your anus

What do you have to hide, huh? huh??: "Wisconsin Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner, the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, is proposing that ISPs be required to record information about Americans' online activities so that police can more easily 'conduct criminal investigations.' Executives at companies that fail to comply would be fined and imprisoned for up to one year."

...and...

"In addition, Sensenbrenner's legislation--expected to be announced as early as this week--also would create a federal felony targeted at bloggers, search engines, e-mail service providers and many other Web sites. It's aimed at any site that might have "reason to believe" it facilitates access to child pornography--through hyperlinks or a discussion forum, for instance."


When we give up our last rights, will there be a neato party... or somethun' ?

He is frightened

But his concern should be with his maker: "I think one of the pieces of glue that's holding the conservative movement together today is the detestable, contemptible left. We know the country simply can't be turned over to them. "

When Rush looks at the sky, it's red.

This miserable, mental masturbator, and the countless other blithering righties that wander the landscape, have fucked up the country beyond all belief. Their fear of liberals is a sham - their real fear is that their use of God for partisan gain will get them thrown off the plane; as it flys over the wreck they have made of their red states.

Toxic matter in human breast milk

Profit means never saying you're sorry: "'I was nursing my daughter,' says the technical writer who lives in the East Bay, 'and flipped on the news when a story came on about perchlorate.' The story reported that this component of rocket fuel, implicated in causing mental retardation, had been found in human breast milk at levels considered unsafe by the National Academy of Sciences.
'I was really scared,' remembers Brune. But like a mama bear when her cub is threatened, after Brune was done being scared, she got mad. 'I was so outraged,' she says, recalling the feeling that her body had been invaded. "

How much would you do to make the perps pay?

Why is it FREE to sing a song in the shower

Because publishers can't find a way to price it - but if they could, they sure as hell would: "So here's the deal: Screw these jokers. They won't listen to reason. They do everything they can to ruin their own business by refusing to change anything and making it difficult for the consumer to do what he or she wants to do."

I keep telling you, it's asteroids and copyright laws that're banging on the front door. And they're gonna get in. Some way they'll make you open that door. As the man says, "screw these jokers".

Bible Should Have 'Fiction' Disclaimer

The Bible Gets Everyone All Bunched: "'There have been calls from some religious groups, they wanted a disclaimer at the beginning of this movie saying it is fiction because one of the themes in the book really knocks Christianity right on its ear, if Christ survived the crucifixion, he did not die for our sins and therefore was not resurrected. What I'm saying is, people wanted this to say 'fiction, fiction, fiction'. How would you all have felt if there was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie? Would it have been okay with you?'
There was a pause, and then famed British actor Ian McKellen [Gandalf of Lord of the Rings], piped up:
'Well, I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction. I mean, walking on water, it takes an act of faith. And I have faith in this movie. Not that it's true, not that it's factual, but that it's a jolly good story. And I think audiences are clever enough and bright enough to separate out fact and fiction, and discuss the thing after they've seen it.'"

It works for me...

Hear those clicks ?

MIND FUCK ALERT !!!

That's the sound of your country dying: "The National Security Agency has been secretly collecting the phone call records of tens of millions of Americans, using data provided by AT&T, Verizon and BellSouth, people with direct knowledge of the arrangement told USA TODAY."

"It's the largest database ever assembled in the world," said one person, who, like the others who agreed to talk about the NSA's activities, declined to be identified by name or affiliation. The agency's goal is "to create a database of every call ever made" within the nation's borders..."

Ah gee, I don't mind. I just hope to Jesus that my conversations aren't too too boring for the rightie thugs who must slog through it all. Hope they're getting paid a lot!

Kaiser Official's Crummy Comments

Kaiser Official Sounds Like The Owner Of A Car Repair Shop: "'I am not personally aware of complaints that have come in regarding the kidney transplant program,' said Mary Ann Thode, president of Kaiser's Northern California region, at a news conference held to ease public concerns and announce reforms for the troubled program. 'I have actually received numerous letters from patients who have actually been happy with the care.'"

Can this woman be for real? Get her out of there STAT...!

"One who wants out is Bernard Burks, 56. The real estate appraiser said Wednesday that Thode's apology was too little, too late for him and for those Kaiser patients who didn't live long enough to hear it. "The guys who died [awaiting their transplants], they don't hear the apology at all."

Oral and anal sex increasing among teens

Religious Leaders Are Neither: "During the past decade, there has been a significant increase in the proportion of teenagers and young adults engaging in oral sex and, less commonly, having anal intercourse, according to data from STD clinics in Baltimore, Maryland."

Why the surprise? Hordes of gall-filled moronic ministers and priests think that kids will stop having sex based on some bogus religious bullshit. They won't stop, obviously, so they will find other ways to have sexual gratification.

Flying robot attack "unstoppable"

Insidious mobile sputniks will invade everything: "The technology for remote-controlled light aircraft is now highly advanced, widely available -- and, experts say, virtually unstoppable. Models with a wingspan of five metres (16 feet), capable of carrying up to 50 kilograms (110 pounds), remain undetectable by radar."

"...nothing but an incredible stroke of luck could stop it if it suddenly appeared in the sky above the White House -- and it is already on the market. "

Respect Our God Or Else...

Cardinal threatens public with trouble if it does what it wants: "'This is one of the fundamental human rights: that we should be respected, our religious beliefs respected, and our founder Jesus Christ respected,' "

I'll let you know if and when I choose to respect you or your god.

Dreadful Christians Missed This Guy

Here's Dr. Ted Baehr, who's using a wormhole to the high road: "While recognizing this is an issue of conscience and that people of good will may differ on how to approach the film, this is how we choose to act. And we ask Christians and all people of good will to consider doing likewise."

The reds are going nuts with this issue but, for me, as long as the above is a part of the effort, I can accept a boycott I don't support.

Searching isn't dangerous, finding is

The Internet, like the Bible, is a fishing net of words, catching readers for the gods: " 'Everyone's interested in the internet - especially dictators'."

Visit the sublime cyborgian hideosities of the artist Geiger, to visualize the ergonomics of eternal orgasm.

"What a field day for the heat"

Pants on Fire

Que Hora Es?: "'When visiting cities like Chicago, Milwaukee, or Philadelphia, in pivotal states, George W. Bush he would drop in at Hispanic festivals and parties, sometimes joining in singing 'The Star-Spangled Banner' in Spanish, sometimes partying with a 'Viva Bush' mariachi band flown in from Texas.'

Last week, at the height of the illegal immigrant's boycott build up, Bush told reporters: 'I think the national anthem ought to be sung in English.'"

He should be hung in English.

Fuck prudence, give me salted fat

Sort of an in-your-face kinda guy: "At a roundtable lunch with reporters a couple of years ago, two who were present tell Purdum that Cheney cut his buffalo steak in bite-size pieces the moment it arrived, then proceeded to salt each side of each piece."

America's loser class King. Everything about him is repellant.