Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Pat Brown, High School Senior, Suspended After Tweeting About Principal, Budget Cuts


...correct, and an important feature that our Constitution tries to protect - but needs our help from time to time to outmaneuver the lurking enemy that cannot tolerate tolerance - America's hallmark quest.
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Pat Brown, High School Senior, Suspended After Tweeting About Principal, Budget Cuts


Small people in big positions are the bane of decent people. When you find the 'mistakenly employed', do what you can to change that situation, whether you're 15 years old or 25 doesn't matter at all - except to those small people in big positions...
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Roan Garcia-Quintana, Ex-Nikki Haley Volunteer: Keeping 'Caucasian' Heritage 'Pure' Isn't Racist


Garcia-Quintana is confused, dangerous, both, or neither. In saying that "racist is when you hate somebody so much that you want to destroy them", he is lying - and he knows he is lying. Being racist is a far lower bar than seeking to kill.
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Income Inequality Gets Worse When You Slash Taxes On The Rich: Study


That was easy. The headline is also the entire story.
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Rush Limbaugh: Obama, Chris Christie Have A 'Master-Servant Relationship' (AUDIO)


If I would just drop my decency level a few ticks, I'd recommend that we investigate Rush's wife. Secretly. First one to find a felony gets a Malkin bobble-head, a well-chewed carpet, and a box of pain killers.
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Republicans Charge Obama With Court-Packing For Trying To Fill Empty Seats


...ah, but nothing is the new something! And when it comes to nothing, the baggers are full of it!
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Republicans Charge Obama With Court-Packing For Trying To Fill Empty Seats


Grassley is an old man's toy politician - even the cats feel free to bat this geezer around, knowing that he is so deep into the GOP spin cycle that he knows not what he does, which makes him easy to use to block doorways and muddy the flow of history anytime truth threatens to clear up public confusion about who is to blame for the sinking of America - in progress on all channels!
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Michele Bachmann Retiring From Congress In 2014 (VIDEO)


Electile Dysfunction usually dooms the date - that's the news here.
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Michele Bachmann Retiring From Congress In 2014 (VIDEO)


She wants to work on her tan before she hits the slammer - where 23 hours a day indoors will chew that up pretty quick.
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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Darrell Issa Subpoenas Benghazi Documents


Duck and cover! - it's the Benghazi monster again, and Issa and the reds want to subpoena another charred shoelace, or unchewed bagel remnant, or some grand Mcguffin that'll scuttle the dems and give the frothing righties a chance to take the cake in 2014 ...and beyond...!
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The NRA's End: A Real Gun-Control Movement Has Arrived


...I'm not interested in a link to a pay site. Don't send me there again.
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Monday, May 27, 2013

Texas Legislature Passes Measure To Prevent Medicaid Expansion


Ok tough guy, we'll just leave you there, groaning...
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Texas Legislature Passes Measure To Prevent Medicaid Expansion


...naw, I think I'll just do it again, using smaller concepts - how does Slim Tex pay for his unexpected $230,000 stomach surgery without insurance?



Now, I don't doubt for a second that you have an answer, I just wanna read it to everyone at this table...
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Sunday, May 26, 2013

Rand Paul: Obama's Drone Policy Involves 'Looking At Some Flashcards' Instead Of Due Process


I don't get it. Rand Paul is hands down the silliest candidate for President that's out there. He's so lightweight he's almost turning see-through. As time goes by, growing multitudes will come to realize that he's no more than a cliché with curly hair, and anyone who mistakenly votes for him will soon wish they had shrugged...
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Saturday, May 25, 2013

Thousands Of Bridges At Risk Of Freak Collapse


I am so surprised. I had no idea that the American infrastructure had any problems. I listen intently to Fox; I read the Washington Times, and I slither over to Lucianne.com whenever I'm ripped - and I never heard diddly-squat about problems with America rusting to collapse. Maybe the unemployed, poor liberals should be forced to fix it all - it's no doubt their fault in the first place.
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Kaitlyn Hunt Refuses Plea Deal: Gay Teen Charged Over Underage Relationship Will Appear In Court


I don't disagree, as long as the only reason tough prosecution would ever be justified is for repeat offenders. Too much youthful unawareness floats around the lives of those we pack together on high school school campuses. To assume a magic jump to adulthood at 18 is absurd - and to prosecute in this realm is especially unethical and unacceptable.
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Friday, May 24, 2013

Louie Gohmert Tells Woman She Should Have Carried Brain-Dead Fetus To Term, Just In Case (VIDEO)


Isn't it amazing that outta millions of sperm he was the quickest? He must have cheated.
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North Korea Will Take 'Positive Steps' For Peace, Envoy Says On China Visit


...I agree, and that's why we aren't allowed anywhere near the car keys :-)
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Springsboro, Ohio, District Considers Teaching Creationism In Schools


How proud Ohio will be when their children enter the adult world and find that reality has not changed - science is science, and religion is religion. If my children had ever been steered into this kind of backwater mentality by intolerant, ignorant political/religious leaders, I'd scream in their faces until they started crying and vanished from public view.
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Louie Gohmert Tells Woman She Should Have Carried Brain-Dead Fetus To Term, Just In Case (VIDEO)


Republican Gohmert is perfect for explaining to a young person exactly what one is up against when beliefs are proposed as laws, and opinions deemed to be facts. On the zero-to-repellant meter, Gohmert always floats to the top. His face needs to be on a mandatory republican lapel pin.
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Rebecca Vitsmun, Atheist Oklahoma Tornado Survivor, Sees Thousands In Indiegogo Campaign Donations


Not a cent eh? What denomination contradicts the spirit of Jesus and his religion like that? I hope your numbers are falling and your voices remain unheard. "I feel bad for her son" is probably offensive enough to affect your karma - whether you believe in it or not...
About Atheism
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John McCain Schools Mike Lee On Washington D.C. Politics (VIDEO)


...why is all that not bothering the wise folks in the reality-based community?



Benghazi is like a double-strength prune malted - old Americans like the simplicity of a deep purge, and young ones appreciate how easy it is to avoid drinking any.
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Oklahoma Tornado Destroyed Jobs, Businesses


What is your responsibility exactly - where do you stop and turn away?
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Oklahoma Tornado Destroyed Jobs, Businesses


I hope that the political nonsense we hear coming from Oklahoma senators Inhofe and Coburn doesn't throw wrenches into Oklahoma's need to quickly - quickly! - get small business up and running.



Even though I am politically far away and far removed from the sentiments of Oklahoma conservatives, I want my state to be a part a united effort to help that state deal with such a total tragedy - you know, act as if we were an actual United States...!
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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Eight Men Consider House Bill To Restrict Women's Reproductive Rights (PHOTO)


The righties musta been in constipated turmoil when Thatcher ran England. They'll probably need military-grade Depends if Hilary is ever elected President. But what about Ann Coulter? Who's got the energy to keep her quiet?
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Eight Men Consider House Bill To Restrict Women's Reproductive Rights (PHOTO)


I want bags of baggers floating down rivers, so I'm not the one to ask.
About Civil Rights
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Eight Men Consider House Bill To Restrict Women's Reproductive Rights (PHOTO)


Well, the picture didn't show the white coats gang carting these 8 numpties back to the ward...
About Civil Rights
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Eight Men Consider House Bill To Restrict Women's Reproductive Rights (PHOTO)


...then only the wealthy will be able to run - they don't need a career.



I support the goal of better government, but I don't support this idea.
About Civil Rights
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Eight Men Consider House Bill To Restrict Women's Reproductive Rights (PHOTO)


...hope you're right, 'cause it is really needed; for men too because nutcases hurt everyone.
About Civil Rights
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Eight Men Consider House Bill To Restrict Women's Reproductive Rights (PHOTO)


8 gasbergs from the GOP isn't enough combined IQ needed to cash a check, much less represent even one free adult woman. Worse yet, those who vote for men of this caliber deserve your scorn. Send it to them...
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Tom Cotton 'Corruption Of Blood' Bill Would Convict Family Members Of Iran Sanctions Violators


Yes. America is flooding with these flashbacks. The right is on the march to upend the world and throw the unworthy onto the pyre - and the flooding will continue until the fire is trapped and overwhelmed. It's history, and it's the future.
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Tom Cotton 'Corruption Of Blood' Bill Would Convict Family Members Of Iran Sanctions Violators


...of course, their meeting's are supposed to be at his camouflaged duck blind out in the marsh - and they can never find it!
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Tom Cotton 'Corruption Of Blood' Bill Would Convict Family Members Of Iran Sanctions Violators


Cotton is positve that the first words of the Constitution are, "Spread 'em." - but it's just the first words of his gun-club membership rules.
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Tom Cotton 'Corruption Of Blood' Bill Would Convict Family Members Of Iran Sanctions Violators


Deep Cotton? You bet, and he sure stepped in it - big time. He can never stop being the knucklehead who came up with his noxious, illegal plan to punish the innocent. I want Cotton to self-dissappear, or we should all demand that he be chased outta town like a rodent.
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Virginia Parents Outraged After Walmart Security Allegedly Suspected Father Of Kidnapping Biracial Daughters


I see walls and fences and fear. I will not go to the place you describe. Never.
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Virginia Parents Outraged After Walmart Security Allegedly Suspected Father Of Kidnapping Biracial Daughters


The prosecutorial mindset of the frightened and unenlightened rightwing American citizens is a growing plague that nobody wants to confront. Well, we'd better get over that hesitation - like likkety-split - before the scourge of irresistable panic grips society and pushes it into the abyss. The world has been pulled there before, and that magnet still has the power to erase wisdom and bring humanity to it's knees.
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

John McCain Asks Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Updating My Apps'? (VIDEO)


I wanna buy a new iPad, but I can't because I need a full-function Google StreetView and the new iPad can't deliver it. So I keep my iPad 2 with IOS 5. Is the Apple marketing team best in show? No.
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Oklahoma Senators Jim Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Face Difficult Options On Disaster Relief


Standby for a stream of BS to come floating out of the Oklahoma GOP - and if you wanna watch America's worst sausage being made, tune in to the Inhofe and Coburn "Cover Your As.s" show... which we now join in progress.
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Monday, May 20, 2013

Tumblr's Porn Can Stay, Suggests Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer


...oh yes, definitely seriously. The very cheap journalism is now the desire - not just to be swallowed, but for it's engorged profits to keep coming.
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Chuck Grassley On Foreign Policy: We Should Remember When Hitler Started World War II


They're all a bunch of old guys that read the complete guide to Saul Alinsky that came with the clock-radio they got from Newsmax.
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Feds Say Peace Activists Who Trespassed Onto Nuclear Facility Are A National Security Threat


...it's got Electrolytes, so we're still the best !
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Feds Say Peace Activists Who Trespassed Onto Nuclear Facility Are A National Security Threat


I'm kinda glad that Washington, Revere and all the grand conspirators of our revolution thought your advice to be moronic and went ahead and did the crime - many crimes, following new laws; better laws.
About Eric Holder
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Restaurants Fear Sales Hit From Proposed Stricter Drunk Driving Laws: CNBC


The bars will become stool museums. Anyone leaving a bar and getting into a car would shortly thereafter be in a squad car.
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'Monsanto Protection Act' Repeal Effort Officially Backed By Sen. Jeff Merkley


...why don't you go and tell some skinhead neonutzies that they're liberal thugs. We'll wait way over here...
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'Monsanto Protection Act' Repeal Effort Officially Backed By Sen. Jeff Merkley


Yeah, I do know. My comment was supposed to be facetious, but wasn't written well and coveyed the wrong meaning.
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'Monsanto Protection Act' Repeal Effort Officially Backed By Sen. Jeff Merkley


Yeah, at this table we just passed a provision that the next bagger that pipes up must be beaten to a pulp. It's called the Slug a Thug bill and promises to be a big winner...
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E.W. Jackson, Virginia Lieutenant Governor Candidate, Compared Planned Parenthood To KKK


His hatred drips from his fangs. What goes on in Jackson's mind plays on his face as he lashes out at those with whom he disagrees - look at it and make the connection yourself. Then walk the other way, and take your vote with you.
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Sunday, May 19, 2013

Arizona Golf Course Workers Save Coyote Puppy Covered In Cactus Spines (PHOTOS, VIDEO)


Hmmm, good thinking. How 'bout we say that pot, when combined with voting pro-environment, is a medication that helps with certain conditions. Then everyone will have those certain conditions; the planet will be saved and we'll be as ripped as gods. I like this...!
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Hipster Tax For Being 'So Annoying' Backed By 27 Percent Of Americans: Poll


America is no longer the dream - it's a growing question as to whether we are still flying, or tumbling through the air.

If Amerca is in freefall, and if we're gonna use the tax code to needle every nemesis, then for a start I propose that a verbally active creationist needs a levy, a tax, and a surcharge attached to it's every action; likewise for every T-bagger or 2-bagger or crazymaking GOP wiseacre.
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Restaurants Fear Sales Hit From Proposed Stricter Drunk Driving Laws: CNBC


Ok, then let's make the .05% mandatory. If you're under or over the limit, you get a fun-filled weekend with 'Big Load' Louie in cell 1025.
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