How To Know When The Turd Has Left Your Ass

Your Ass Is Officially Grass When Everyone Has Mowed It: "If you could make that wish - that things would be exactly like they were before the war started - would you? No troops in Iraq. No civil war. No 3,000 American deaths. No 46,800 American casualties. No $350 billion spent. No 'Stay the Course.'

If you could make that wish, then that defines a debacle..."

"...We'll stay in Iraq until we win." "Stay the course." "I can see into his heart." "I'm the Decider." "We don't cut and run." "I'm a Uniter, not a Divider."

Well on one thing at least, the President got it right - he's united the country. When 75% of the public can agree on what a disaster the War in Iraq is, you have to take your good news where you can find it."