Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mother Tucker Will Never Die !

He'll be back for another round of butterball wisdom and dark vanity from the soul of an old tot:

He's not going anywhere. To my utter dismay I find that a lot of women find him attractive - enough so that they would rather him not be cancelled. Well ladies, you get it both ways: boohoo and don't worry. He's gone only for a minute, retooling his hair and his trans-fat waistline, ready to pounce back into your living room with another round of butterball wisdom and dark vanity from the soul of an old tot. Translation: he gets a new show and tries yet again to disprove Victor Hugo's claim that, "one cannot resist an idea whose time has come."

As long as there are no great minds in the public view, rodents like this guy will continue to get face time with the American citizenry.

Such be the republic at the moment.

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