Friday, July 03, 2009

An i for an iPhone

"His Precious, Mad With Heat, Nearly Dies", say Police: In Winneka, Illinois "...a local resident, whose name is being withheld by police pending a full investigation, left an iPhone unattended for more than three hours in a car parked in the hot sun."

..."'What kind of a human being is capable of such callous disregard for a precious, precious thing?' said one concerned Winnetka resident, tax lawyer Ben Klein."

..."'My husband and I have been trying for months, but so far, we've been unable to have an iPhone,' town assemblywoman Janet Nuetreer said. 'But if we did, we would understand that there is nothing more important. Every iPhone is a gift from God.'"

Wow! I say sentence the perp to the Vista Lockup at Camp Windows for a few years - then reboot her. And you can't tell me the kid wasn't in on it.

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