"Some Animals May Become Extinct" Under My New Plan, Says Moronic Rightie Asswipe

Dirk Kempthorne Plans To Gutt Environmental Protections: "During six years in the Senate in the 1990s, Kempthorne scored a '0' on the League of Conservation Voters' legislative scorecards every year except 1993, when Kempthorne scored 6 percent on the basis of one little-remembered vote against funding a rocket booster for the space program that environmentalists judged harmful to the environment. Knight Ridder's Seth Borenstein reported June 23 that in the two years after Kempthorne became governor of Idaho, the state increased toxic emissions by 2 percent—this during a period when the national average declined by 9 percent. The chief of staff for Idaho's Department of Environmental Quality told Borenstein that environmental inspections were at 'a bare-bones minimum' aimed only at staying in compliance with a state court order. Kempthorne did battle with EPA Administrator Christie Whitman over an Idaho Superfund cleanup, at one point threatening to evict EPA officials from the state."

Bush finds guys like this in the deodorant aisle at Wal-Mart.

Mothers Eating Drugged Beef Destroy Male Fertility

Capitalism Leads To Extinction ?: "The sons of women who regularly ate beef during pregnancy are more likely to have low sperm counts, a report claims today.

The American researchers suggest the growth promoters used in cattle may be responsible. It has been known for more than 10 years that sperm counts had been falling in the western world, with scientists at Copenhagen University pointing to exposure to pesticides and industrial chemicals.

The principle suspects included 'gender-bender' chemicals that act like human sex hormones.

The latest study - of men in the United States born between 1949 and 1983 - found that those whose mothers ate more than seven beef meals a week had a sperm concentration more than 24 per cent lower than in men whose mothers ate less beef.


Can the workings of capitalism deal with the inevitable confrontation between need and greed? Though the need for a healthy planet is a force, is it a strong enough force to counterbalance the lure of greed?

Many sons of high beef consumers had a count that would be classified as sub-fertile by World Health Organization standards.

One British expert called the findings "alarming." Another said: "Don't mess with growth promoters is the obvious takehome message."

Bush and His Generals Try To Kill The Tillman Family

Bush and His Team of Liars Destroy The Beautiful and Celebrate the Ugly: "Conservative commentator Ann Coulter called him 'an American original -- virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be.' "

At the memorial service for the young, dead soldier, Republican sons of bitches disgraced all of us, giving the Tillman family a massive and filthy lie.

"...through the firing, Tillman's voice was heard issuing fire commands to take the fight to the enemy on the dominating high ground."

Bush and his eupeptic generals - and other fools, will tell their damnable lies with thunderous pomposity and will press home the deceit until all that can be seen of truth is a flag waiving in the face of a cadaver.

'Political correctness is killing our freedoms'

'Freedom First and Foremost': "'I have no doubts. In the Europe I want, the right to choose has primacy.'"

European Commission President José Manuel Barroso has got it right as far as I'm concerned.

And The Tony Goes To...

Another filmy, out-of-focus "Assumption From Facts Not Yet In Evidence": "Theirs has been the most blatantly unprincipled war opposition short of treason in living memory -- and the Democratic Party is likely to pay a fearsome price at the polls for a generation. "

Congrats to the former porker, obviously a pursuer of the new "Staple the Brain and You'll Forget To Eat" diet. But not to worry; Tony Blankley still manages to serve up the same old rightie gruel.

Pills For Jesus

Sky Faerie's Pissed At Salt Lake City Mayor: "“There’s a real resistance to change and an almost pathological devotion to leaders simply because they’re leaders,” he said, in describing fellow Utahans who do not share his views and who in large numbers support the president (and gave him 72 percent of their vote in 2004). “There’s a dangerous culture of obedience throughout much of this country that’s worse in Utah than anywhere.”"

This can't be what they voted for. Can it?

John Dingell, DemHo

It's so embarrassing when a creep crawls out of a democrat shell. Senator John Dingell of Michigan is just such a creep.

Dingell is from the GM state and will entertain whatever lie is needed to keep the car bucks pouring into his re-election warchest.

Democrat John Dingell will attempt to discredit Al Gore and the critical debate about the future of the planet's climate. He will cause confusion as others fuck around with your children's future - and perhaps the future of everything, and he will convince himself and others of the veracity of his stand. But it will be a lie.

Fuck this tool.

Winner of Sick Fop Award Continues Shoveling Shit To Crackers

Brit Hume Force-fed Junk Information By His Hack Wife: "On the January 18 edition of Fox News' Special Report, host and Fox News Washington bureau managing editor Brit Hume asserted as fact that former vice presidential chief of staff I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby had not committed the 'actual leak [of Valerie Plame's identity as a CIA officer], which was done, we now know, by someone else.' As Media Matters for America documented, Hume asserted on the January 17 edition of Special Report that Libby was 'not responsible' for leaking the information that Plame was a CIA officer. However, according to the indictment, Libby discussed Plame's CIA employment with then-New York Times reporter Judith Miller before Plame's employment was publicly revealed by Robert Novak in a July 14, 2003, column."

This on-air type attracts rightie men whose fear of humanity is palpable and unholy. He is a talking profanity.

Your Life Is Under Copyright

And I just bought it !!!: "The Grokster case thus sent a clear message to lawyers everywhere: You get two bites at the copyright policy-making apple, one in Congress and one in the courts. But in Congress, you need hundreds of votes. In the courts, you need just five."

Wealth is king.

Republican Good Faith

Like the Famous 'Golden Turd Of Dallas', It Doesn't Exist But Stinks Anyway:

"In testimony on Jan. 18, Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales assured the Senate Judiciary Committee that the Justice Department had no intention of avoiding Senate input on the hiring of U.S. attorneys.

Just a month earlier, D. Kyle Sampson, who was then Gonzales's chief of staff, laid out a plan to do just that. In an e-mail, he detailed a strategy for evading Arkansas Democrats in installing Tim Griffin, a former GOP operative and protege of presidential adviser Karl Rove, as the U.S. attorney in Little Rock.

'We should gum this to death,' Sampson wrote to a White House aide on Dec. 19. '[A]sk the senators to give Tim a chance . . . then we can tell them we'll look for other candidates, ask them for recommendations, evaluate the recommendations, interview their candidates, and otherwise run out the clock. All of this should be done in 'good faith,' of course.'"

Perhaps we should gum them to death.

Losing the Blue Sky View

The Talk of TED: "In recent years, the TED conference has gained a reputation for blissfully big ideas buoyed by unrelenting optimism. So few conference goers were prepared for venture capitalist John Doerr to choke up with emotion as he kicked off the second day of talks on Mar. 9.

'I'm scared,' he told the audience, looking down at his 15-year-old daughter in the front row. 'I don't think we're going to make it.' "

Gee, that's too bad, but how was the chicken?

Pace Won't Apologize for Knowing It All

Who The Fuck Cares What This Killer Thinks About Anything: "'I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts,' Pace was quoted as saying in the newspaper interview. 'I do not believe the United States is well served by a policy that says it is OK to be immoral in any way.'"

Not only is it idiotic for this man to say something like that when some of these folks are dying for their country, but it is immoral.

Grand Marshall of Hypocricy

Gingrich Enjoys Blowjobs While Watching Clinton Impeachment Hearings:

"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group..."

"'...The honest answer is yes,' Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson to be aired Friday, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press.

Reports of extramarital affairs have dogged him for years as a result of two messy divorces, but he has refused to discuss them publicly.

Gingrich, who frequently campaigned on family values issues, divorced his second wife, Marianne, in 2000 after his attorneys acknowledged Gingrich's relationship with his current wife, Callista Bisek, a former congressional aide more than 20 years younger than he is.

His first marriage, to his former high school geometry teacher, Jackie Battley, ended in divorce in 1981.

Excuse me? You and your high school teacher!!!!?

Gee Newt, how would you like us to picture this? You on the bottom while she drilled you with math tips? Or you on top screaming out, 'I'm summing!!!'" ??

Although Gingrich has said he doesn't remember it, Battley has said Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery."

William Bennett, the Glans Optimum of pure hypocricy, said it best - as he watched his name spread all over the national news media as a gambling addict, "hypocicy is better than no standards at all."

According to news reports, Bennett was known by Vegas gambling managers as "a loser", which is the Gold Standard for casino profits.

This Is An Outrage

France Is Nuts: "The French Constitutional Council has approved a law that criminalizes the filming or broadcasting of acts of violence by people other than professional journalists. The law could lead to the imprisonment of eyewitnesses who film acts of police violence, or operators of Web sites publishing the images, one French civil liberties group warned on Tuesday."

If this actually happens then I am wrong about the French. I thought they were good guys.

Microsoft Tries To Stifle Google - Pisses Phill Off Instead:

Greedsters Try To Pry It Loose:

Hey Bill:

Vista is "One System Over The Line". I could list the reasons but it really doesn't matter. It's just suddenly a huge fact of life: new Windows updates are hateful - nobody wants to fool around for HOURS and HOURS dealing with your pockmarked hugeware.

Listen up pilgrim: we just don't live there anymore. By umpteen o'clock, we're going to be using a browser as an OS and online software for productivity. It's a fact !

So go ahead and threaten Google for giving users what they want. Go ahead. But from where I'm sitting the vista is great and you're not in it.

Go buy something.

Speedy Gonzales Stars In "Fuck 'Em"

Cartoon Character Thinks His Boss Is "The Burning Bush" - Staffers Told "Don't Correct Him": "The Justice Department said lawmakers had complained about some of the prosecutors. New Mexico Republican Sen. Pete Domenici said this weekend that he had sought the removal of David Iglesias, the U.S. attorney in his state, and had called him to inquire about the status of a corruption probe involving local Democrats."

For the righties to bash David Iglesias is really stupid. He's one of their rising right-wing stars - or used to be.

Greta Eats Dead Anna Pussy For Cash

"Anything For A Rating That Gets Me More Money", say sell-out journalists: Who talks about what? How many stories are about News and how many are about Junk News?

"They ran the numbers on Friday, March 2nd, and here's what they got:

FOX NEWS: Anna Nicole - 121 Walter Reed - 10
MSNBC: Anna Nicole - 96 Walter Reed - 84
CNN: Anna Nicole - 40 Walter Reed - 53"

I always hoped that looks could determine good intent and moral politics, and in that regard Greta always looked like my image of the extremely bright, wise female socialist-democrat. To see Greta go tabloid 24/7 for money is a disappointment indeed. To realise she's a ho is sad.

Hair Man Arranges Facts To Cover His Ass

'Don Imus Goes To Walter Reed With McCain And Sees NOTHING - then Blames a list of Democrats: "Sandy Karen was horrified when her 21-year-old son was discharged from the Naval Medical Center in San Diego a few months ago and told to report to the outpatient barracks, only to find the room swarming with fruit flies, trash overflowing and a syringe on the table. 'The staff sergeant says, 'Here are your linens' to my son, who can't even stand up,' said Karen, of Brookeville, Md. 'This kid has an open wound, and I'm going to put him in a room with fruit flies?' She took her son to a hotel instead."

I'm a major Imus audience junkie - there's something hyper-real about him. But he's an egotistical mess.

Kill The Machine

I know what you're thinking: "'These technologies, for the first time, give us a real possibility of going straight to the source to see what somebody is thinking or feeling, without them having any ability to stop us,' said Dr. Hank Greely, director of Stanford University's Center for Law and the Biosciences.

'The concept of keeping your thoughts private could be profoundly altered in the future,' he said."

This is THE most serious issue for the future of the individual.

We may be the last generation of free people on the planet. If you feel like living as a human being, then buy guns and technology to hold out as long as possible. And learn who you are and write it all down and make certain it gets to the future. Somebody should know we existed and should know who you were and that you were sentient, emotional, and here. Bless us all.

A Few GOP Men

Republicans Will Do Anything To Stay In Power: "Iglesias—a former Navy prosecutor who was the model for Tom Cruise's character in 'A Few Good Men'—said he refused to answer. Six weeks later, a Justice official ordered him to resign. This week, Iglesias has been subpoenaed along with three other fired prosecutors to testify before Congress. He plans to name the lawmakers who called him as Rep. Heather Wilson (who was in a tight re-election battle at the time) and Sen. Pete Domenici "

The Preposterous Tongues Of Newt Gingrich

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Still Crazy After All These Years

The Republican's Only Surviving Female Prick Delivers The Goods To The Unsane Yet Again: "Speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference before an overflow crowd on Friday, Ms. Coulter said, “I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.”...

..."At the conference, she said she was likely to support Mr. Romney."

Just another dropping from the bile-queen.

Poll Dancer

Romney Changes Panties After Every Position Shift:

... the press, Romney said, "had written the obit of the conservative movement many times, 'but I predict we'll be around a lot longer than, say, the newspapers will be around.'' "

How important is it to defeat the kind of person that wishes for the press to go down as he and his kind survive? Apart from the obvious, it would be very important for me because I could not accept this poll dancer having any control over my life or representing me in any way with his thinking.

The Outrage of Unequal Justice

You can pay $75.00 a day to avoid the hardships of prison: "Critics charge that pay to stay is a glaring example of the unequal distribution of justice in this country.

'It symbolizes the two-tiered system we have in this country for poor defendants and the well-to-do,' said Paul Wright, editor of Prison Legal News magazine, which is an advocate for inmates. 'The poor are just as deserving but can't afford to participate. This makes a mockery of the notion of equal justice under the law.' "

This is so disgusting that some folks might be tempted to say, "Plug America's windpipe until it stops wiggling."