Grand Marshall of Hypocricy

Gingrich Enjoys Blowjobs While Watching Clinton Impeachment Hearings:

"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group..."

"'...The honest answer is yes,' Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson to be aired Friday, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press.

Reports of extramarital affairs have dogged him for years as a result of two messy divorces, but he has refused to discuss them publicly.

Gingrich, who frequently campaigned on family values issues, divorced his second wife, Marianne, in 2000 after his attorneys acknowledged Gingrich's relationship with his current wife, Callista Bisek, a former congressional aide more than 20 years younger than he is.

His first marriage, to his former high school geometry teacher, Jackie Battley, ended in divorce in 1981.

Excuse me? You and your high school teacher!!!!?

Gee Newt, how would you like us to picture this? You on the bottom while she drilled you with math tips? Or you on top screaming out, 'I'm summing!!!'" ??

Although Gingrich has said he doesn't remember it, Battley has said Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery."

William Bennett, the Glans Optimum of pure hypocricy, said it best - as he watched his name spread all over the national news media as a gambling addict, "hypocicy is better than no standards at all."

According to news reports, Bennett was known by Vegas gambling managers as "a loser", which is the Gold Standard for casino profits.