Dobbs Is "Flat Out Wrong" On Almost Everything: Dobbs is a major egotistical know-nothing. The result of his thinking is unsane rants only made compelling by a simple twist of fate - his voice. With it he has something he can sell, and has sold, to those who mistake a shadow for a reality.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Dobbs is an enemy of all that I want in a culture.
But wait - maybe it's not Lou's fault; maybe somebody's controlling his mind, so actually, let's do put a fine point on it:
There they all were; all those little boys, running across the sand, all joyful and hungry for their youth. All except one. The butter boy; the one who began to whine at the first hint of dawn, and fell to tears as the other boys scattered away to avoid his constant and boorish complaints. They all knew not to give him the conch; not to deny him the right to speak, but to save themselves the pain of hearing the result of his thinking.
They called him Dobbs. Lord of the Lou.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
GOP Liars Feeling Down
Republican Prosecutor Fitzgerald Says Plame Was a Covert Agent: "May 29, 2007 - In new court filings, special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald has finally resolved one of the most disputed issues at the core of the long-running CIA leak controversy: Valerie Plame Wilson, he asserts, was a “covert” CIA officer who repeatedly traveled overseas using a “cover identity” in order to disguise her relationship with the agency..."
"...“It was clear from very early in the investigation that Ms. Wilson qualified under the relevant statute as a covert agent whose identity had been disclosed by public officials, including Mr. Libby, to the press,” Fitzgerald wrote in a sentencing memorandum filed late last Friday night.
How long until the GOP realizes that it's living in a diorama at the hip new Creationist Museum?
But wait, there's more !
"...“She traveled at least seven times to more than 10 countries,” the document states. “When traveling overseas, Ms. Wilson always traveled under a cover identity….At the time of the initial unauthorized disclosure in the media of Ms. Wilson’s employment relationship with the CIA on 14 July 2003, Ms. Wilson was a covert CIA employe for whom the CIA was taking affirmative measures to conceal her intelligence relationship to the United States.”
So, let me get this straight: Plame was a covert agent - according to the CIA, and yet the vast GOP - and the incompetent insaniacs in the White House, say Fitzgerald is... what? a liar?
"...“It was clear from very early in the investigation that Ms. Wilson qualified under the relevant statute as a covert agent whose identity had been disclosed by public officials, including Mr. Libby, to the press,” Fitzgerald wrote in a sentencing memorandum filed late last Friday night.
How long until the GOP realizes that it's living in a diorama at the hip new Creationist Museum?
But wait, there's more !
"...“She traveled at least seven times to more than 10 countries,” the document states. “When traveling overseas, Ms. Wilson always traveled under a cover identity….At the time of the initial unauthorized disclosure in the media of Ms. Wilson’s employment relationship with the CIA on 14 July 2003, Ms. Wilson was a covert CIA employe for whom the CIA was taking affirmative measures to conceal her intelligence relationship to the United States.”
So, let me get this straight: Plame was a covert agent - according to the CIA, and yet the vast GOP - and the incompetent insaniacs in the White House, say Fitzgerald is... what? a liar?
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Freedom Fries Inventor Scores Again !
Dunderheads from the Right: "'I would like to suggest...that maybe we give Paul Wolfowitz a new job and send him over [to Iraq] as mayor,' said Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C."
After he ate his weight in trans-fat Freedom Fries, bits of incompetent thinking began to leak out of the mouth of this pinhead.
After he ate his weight in trans-fat Freedom Fries, bits of incompetent thinking began to leak out of the mouth of this pinhead.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Norma Raegun
Those Robots That Host Tables At Fairs? - They're ALWAYS "Inflatable Rightie Youth" - Now Meet Their Cretin Queen !!:
"When the club started, Jezierski told the campus newspaper, "This club is a way to instill pride in each other and not be ashamed we're Caucasian males..."
"...Its supporters (at one time, the club had 40 members) told reporters that white males are quickly becoming a minority on college campuses and in America, and that their numbers are declining by outstanding percentages.
Um, not quite. Not in Arizona, and definitely not at Arizona State. In 2006, 283 black ASU students graduated with about 7,000 of their white peers..."
"...But recently, when contacted by New Times, he sounded sheepish. "It dwindled off," he said. "There's not much interest in it." He didn't really want to talk about the club anymore.
Maybe that's because Jezierski wasn't really the one behind it in the first place.
The truth is that a woman started the Caucasian American Men of ASU: a blond-haired, blue-eyed former beauty pageant queen named Emily Mitchell, who never even went to Arizona State University..."
"...Emily Mitchell looks like just another undergrad, but she's actually a political organizer working for a Virginia-based nonprofit called the Leadership Institute...founded in the late '70s to put young conservatives into prominent positions..."
Norma Raegun, the flower of a rightie pod, moving like a bee through the culture delivering pods that will deliver pods that will deliver pods. Like the lump in Coulter's throat, it's there and perhaps it's a sign.
"...It's Mitchell's job to push students like Jezierski to become active in what she calls the conservative movement...Mitchell started 57 clubs on Arizona college campuses during the 2006-2007 school year, including CAMASU; the New Sexual Revolution, an abstinence club; and the Network of Enlightened Women, a conservative women's group opposed to radical feminism and concepts such as women's studies or The Vagina Monologues, one she says she'd like to be a part of if she were a student. She also started Choice Magazine, a libertarian publication. And she supported established clubs like ASU's anti-abortion group Students for Life, founding chapters on other college campuses..."
"...Though LI promotes conservative values, it is registered as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit and lists itself as nonpartisan. But it is clear that founder and president Morton Blackwell, at least, is a staunch Republican. He's served in various parts of the RNC since 1965 and is currently a Republican committeeman for Virginia..."
"...There is nothing on campus that could be described as conservative,' Blackwell says. 'It's really outrageous. Families that send their kids to college don't expect they're going to be in left-wing indoctrination centers.' "
The brilliance missing from these cretins is legion. The other side of their coin says that families that bring their souls to church don't expect they're going to be in right-wing indoctrination centers.
"When the club started, Jezierski told the campus newspaper, "This club is a way to instill pride in each other and not be ashamed we're Caucasian males..."
"...Its supporters (at one time, the club had 40 members) told reporters that white males are quickly becoming a minority on college campuses and in America, and that their numbers are declining by outstanding percentages.
Um, not quite. Not in Arizona, and definitely not at Arizona State. In 2006, 283 black ASU students graduated with about 7,000 of their white peers..."
"...But recently, when contacted by New Times, he sounded sheepish. "It dwindled off," he said. "There's not much interest in it." He didn't really want to talk about the club anymore.
Maybe that's because Jezierski wasn't really the one behind it in the first place.
The truth is that a woman started the Caucasian American Men of ASU: a blond-haired, blue-eyed former beauty pageant queen named Emily Mitchell, who never even went to Arizona State University..."
"...Emily Mitchell looks like just another undergrad, but she's actually a political organizer working for a Virginia-based nonprofit called the Leadership Institute...founded in the late '70s to put young conservatives into prominent positions..."
Norma Raegun, the flower of a rightie pod, moving like a bee through the culture delivering pods that will deliver pods that will deliver pods. Like the lump in Coulter's throat, it's there and perhaps it's a sign.
"...It's Mitchell's job to push students like Jezierski to become active in what she calls the conservative movement...Mitchell started 57 clubs on Arizona college campuses during the 2006-2007 school year, including CAMASU; the New Sexual Revolution, an abstinence club; and the Network of Enlightened Women, a conservative women's group opposed to radical feminism and concepts such as women's studies or The Vagina Monologues, one she says she'd like to be a part of if she were a student. She also started Choice Magazine, a libertarian publication. And she supported established clubs like ASU's anti-abortion group Students for Life, founding chapters on other college campuses..."
"...Though LI promotes conservative values, it is registered as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit and lists itself as nonpartisan. But it is clear that founder and president Morton Blackwell, at least, is a staunch Republican. He's served in various parts of the RNC since 1965 and is currently a Republican committeeman for Virginia..."
"...There is nothing on campus that could be described as conservative,' Blackwell says. 'It's really outrageous. Families that send their kids to college don't expect they're going to be in left-wing indoctrination centers.' "
The brilliance missing from these cretins is legion. The other side of their coin says that families that bring their souls to church don't expect they're going to be in right-wing indoctrination centers.
Monday, May 14, 2007
Republican Excellence On Display
GOP Pervert To Run For Office
If you like your deviants to be right up there where you can see them, well, Gingrich is the one for you. This self-admiring brainer had sex with his high-school math teacher, then married her, then visited her death-bed with news that he was leaving her for another woman.
This other woman then moped around the Watergate apartment she shared with her chubby new lover as they watched the Clinton impeachment hearings on TV - all the while giving Newt a ... well, depending on your sources, a swell head.
I love this guy - sleeps with his high school teacher, impeaches but fails to convict Bill Clinton; then runs for president himself. Now that's a real Republican with character! How do I sign up ??
If you like your deviants to be right up there where you can see them, well, Gingrich is the one for you. This self-admiring brainer had sex with his high-school math teacher, then married her, then visited her death-bed with news that he was leaving her for another woman.
This other woman then moped around the Watergate apartment she shared with her chubby new lover as they watched the Clinton impeachment hearings on TV - all the while giving Newt a ... well, depending on your sources, a swell head.
I love this guy - sleeps with his high school teacher, impeaches but fails to convict Bill Clinton; then runs for president himself. Now that's a real Republican with character! How do I sign up ??
"What the fuck is this flaky coot talking about"
McCain Dismisses Democratically-Elected Iraqi Parliament's Call For US Withdrawal: "So we witness the face of democracy as seen by a senile confused old man. Oh please let's elect this bonehead who thinks the elected representatives voting doesn't count" - konchster, comment on HuffingtonPost
"It's the people that want us there. Well, the ones who aren't shooting at us, at least. Well, it's really those who won't shoot at us if they ever get the chance. They're the ones we're fighting for - the infants." - G. Callaghan, comment on HuffingtonPost
"To think I used to have respect for this man, now he's turned into a worthless Bag-O'-Crap.He doesn't need a flak jacket, he needs a straight jacket." - JinnRikki, comment on HuffingtonPost
"Poof. Gone. Lost in space. I don't know how anyone could have ever have admired this buffoon. - mtrav, comment on HuffingtonPost
"You will accept the democracy we give you, not the democracy you want. Did you check your balls and integrity into a trust fund or just sell them outright...?" - WinstonSmith, comment on HuffingtonPost
"It's the people that want us there. Well, the ones who aren't shooting at us, at least. Well, it's really those who won't shoot at us if they ever get the chance. They're the ones we're fighting for - the infants." - G. Callaghan, comment on HuffingtonPost
"To think I used to have respect for this man, now he's turned into a worthless Bag-O'-Crap.He doesn't need a flak jacket, he needs a straight jacket." - JinnRikki, comment on HuffingtonPost
"Poof. Gone. Lost in space. I don't know how anyone could have ever have admired this buffoon. - mtrav, comment on HuffingtonPost
"You will accept the democracy we give you, not the democracy you want. Did you check your balls and integrity into a trust fund or just sell them outright...?" - WinstonSmith, comment on HuffingtonPost
Saturday, May 12, 2007
The GOP's Only Surviving Female Prick Sucks In A G-man
FBI agent steps into Coulter voting case: "So why would an FBI profiler who went after the Unabomber take time from his busy day to even think about a municipal election snafu? Fitzgerald is mum. But when the bureau heard about this from Page Two, it immediately launched an internal review of the agent's involvement.
'We're looking into it,' bureau spokeswoman Ann Todd said."
Don't bother. Nothing ever stops this 1960's era chemical experiment gone terrible wrong. But, somewhere in Keeper of the Flame, Vermont, someone knows the real truth about Ann Coulter and what we all fear is a most hideous chapter in the history of New England rightiedom.
'We're looking into it,' bureau spokeswoman Ann Todd said."
Don't bother. Nothing ever stops this 1960's era chemical experiment gone terrible wrong. But, somewhere in Keeper of the Flame, Vermont, someone knows the real truth about Ann Coulter and what we all fear is a most hideous chapter in the history of New England rightiedom.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Paris Is Too Good Looking To Be In Jail
It's just a plain old fact. Shoot me if need be, but it's still a fact.
There's a psychiatric horses ass, Dr. Keith Ablow, whose professionalism is expressed in helping people send him money.
He was on FOX with Hannity and burped up the predictable bullshit about uber-priviledged Paris Hilton until I determined that his GPS coordinates should be sewn into as many Persian rugs as possible.
I've known some of the most interesting psychiatrists in the world and this one is just a dollar bill.
There's a psychiatric horses ass, Dr. Keith Ablow, whose professionalism is expressed in helping people send him money.
He was on FOX with Hannity and burped up the predictable bullshit about uber-priviledged Paris Hilton until I determined that his GPS coordinates should be sewn into as many Persian rugs as possible.
I've known some of the most interesting psychiatrists in the world and this one is just a dollar bill.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
How Completely Unsane Is Jeanine Pirro?
Jeanine Pirro is junk.
In almost any area of knowledge she is without substance. She now contributes her box-of-rocks thinking to the unfiltering FOX audience without any obstacles.
But her comment that deterrence is a legitimate reason to dismiss the goal of uniformity in sentencing is clearly enough to separate her from decent people. She's a petty, unsane icon of the right. She drops the tide wherever she is present.
In almost any area of knowledge she is without substance. She now contributes her box-of-rocks thinking to the unfiltering FOX audience without any obstacles.
But her comment that deterrence is a legitimate reason to dismiss the goal of uniformity in sentencing is clearly enough to separate her from decent people. She's a petty, unsane icon of the right. She drops the tide wherever she is present.
666 Republicans Are KKK Ready
KKK All The Way - Go GOP !!: "House Republican delivered a foreign policy speech yesterday in which e quoted Nathan Bedford Forrest, founder of the KKK."...
..."Poe’s spokesperson told Roll Call, 'The reference to Forrest was used in an historical context comparing the request to Congress for support of the Confederate troops to the request that is being made today by our Generals in Iraq.'
First, the comparison doesn’t make any sense. Second, when one bolsters their argument with the words of one of the most controversial Americans ever, rationalizing it as a historical comparison is unpersuasive.
Shouldn’t this be a bigger deal?"
Of course, but since everyone expects rightie lunatics to be assholes, they're allowed to get away with it.
..."Poe’s spokesperson told Roll Call, 'The reference to Forrest was used in an historical context comparing the request to Congress for support of the Confederate troops to the request that is being made today by our Generals in Iraq.'
First, the comparison doesn’t make any sense. Second, when one bolsters their argument with the words of one of the most controversial Americans ever, rationalizing it as a historical comparison is unpersuasive.
Shouldn’t this be a bigger deal?"
Of course, but since everyone expects rightie lunatics to be assholes, they're allowed to get away with it.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Bill Clinton Warns of Looming Disasters
No Big Whoop here - it's just that it's always great to hear Bill Clinton's hit on things: "Clinton warned presidential candidates of both parties — a group that includes his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton — that it will be hard, and likely unpopular, to prepare for foreseeable disasters.
He said the next president should solve the 'biggest, baddest problems'; take small action when the whole problem cannot be addressed; never appoint incompetent political allies to positions of disaster response; never let political ideology blur scientific evidence; and cooperate nationally and internationally."
Or just let the "Commander Guy" butt-fuck reality until it begins to actually like it.
He said the next president should solve the 'biggest, baddest problems'; take small action when the whole problem cannot be addressed; never appoint incompetent political allies to positions of disaster response; never let political ideology blur scientific evidence; and cooperate nationally and internationally."
Or just let the "Commander Guy" butt-fuck reality until it begins to actually like it.
"Troll Culture Repulsive To Temperate People" say Repulsive People
Conservatives and Some Broken Clocks Might Be Correct Once A Day: "The conservative commentator Charles Krauthammer wrote in Time magazine that to teach intelligent design “as science is to encourage the supercilious caricature of America as a nation in the thrall of a religious authority.” George F. Will wrote that Kansas school board officials who favored intelligent design were “the kind of conservatives who make conservatism repulsive to temperate people.”"
The Grand Canyon was dug by Brigham Young. He also dug his adorable, angelic, pubescent brides, Messalina, Floatilla, Enola Gay, and Tricia. So did Fuzzy, the Penisaurus, and all the many, many unbelievable inhabitants of Creationville.
The Grand Canyon was dug by Brigham Young. He also dug his adorable, angelic, pubescent brides, Messalina, Floatilla, Enola Gay, and Tricia. So did Fuzzy, the Penisaurus, and all the many, many unbelievable inhabitants of Creationville.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Iraqi Parliament Off To Terrific Summer Holiday Fun !!
Dead Soldiers Cheer As Iraqi Leaders Head Off For Their Annual "All The Virgins You Can Eat" Vacation Funfest !!: "Lawmakers divided over whether to keep U.S. troops in Iraq are finding common ground on at least one topic: They are furious that Iraqi politicians are considering a lengthy break this summer.
'If they go off on vacation for two months while our troops fight -- that would be the outrage of outrages,' said Rep. Chris Shays, R-Connecticut."
Call in the Commander Guy and he'll give them all the 'Medal Of Freedom' while our troops get the metal of death.
'If they go off on vacation for two months while our troops fight -- that would be the outrage of outrages,' said Rep. Chris Shays, R-Connecticut."
Call in the Commander Guy and he'll give them all the 'Medal Of Freedom' while our troops get the metal of death.
Bee Afraid - Bee Very Afraid
Bee Die-Off Threatens U.S. Food Supply: "Unless someone or something stops it soon, the mysterious killer that is wiping out many of the nation's honeybees could have a devastating effect on America's dinner plate, perhaps even reducing us to a glorified bread-and-water diet."
I'll have an air burger please.
I'll have an air burger please.
The Wrong Guy
2-Year Old President Screams For Nuke Button - Republican Party Brews New Batch of Cool-Aid: "“The question is, ‘Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders?,’’ Mr. Bush said. “As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy.”"
I'll wait in the car.
I'll wait in the car.
"'I will loose the Indians on them, and I will slit their throats from ear to ear.'" Brigham Young
911 for American Crackers - The Morman Terrorists That Got Away: Opening Friday, a motion picture called "September Dawn" depicts a brutal American massacre that has been forgotten. On Sept. 11, 1857, in Utah Territory, Mormons slaughtered more than 120 California-bound settlers from Arkansas..."
..."If any miserable scoundrels come here, cut their throats," Young said in his "Blood Atonement Sermon" (which concluded that he would not fight "unless they come upon us and compel us"). The movie's researchers found in the church's archives a generic threat against interlopers: "'I will loose the Indians on them, and I will slit their throats from ear to ear.'"
Brigham Young was a mad, murderous, religious thug.
"Calling himself a 'second Muhammad,' he insists on the "shedding of blood" of "gentiles."
..."If any miserable scoundrels come here, cut their throats," Young said in his "Blood Atonement Sermon" (which concluded that he would not fight "unless they come upon us and compel us"). The movie's researchers found in the church's archives a generic threat against interlopers: "'I will loose the Indians on them, and I will slit their throats from ear to ear.'"
Brigham Young was a mad, murderous, religious thug.
"Calling himself a 'second Muhammad,' he insists on the "shedding of blood" of "gentiles."
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Don't Save Anyone
Judge Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers: "'People in America are now scared of each other,' legal expert Philip Howard told ABC News' Law & Justice Unit. 'That's why teachers won't put an arm around a crying child, and doctors order unnecessary tests, and ministers won't meet with parishioners. It's a distrust of justice and it's changing our culture.' "
The fact that this guy with no pants, Judge Roy Pearson, still has his job is a tribute to the terrific people of Washington, D.C.
The fact that this guy with no pants, Judge Roy Pearson, still has his job is a tribute to the terrific people of Washington, D.C.
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