Tomorrow He Plans To Piss On His Shoe

Bush Sprints To His Crashsite: "Speech Delayed To Fill Empty Seats…Calls 'APEC' 'OPEC,' Calls Australian Troops Austrian Troops… Testy Exchange With S. Korea’s President…Goes Out Wrong Exit"

Nice try W.

But it still doesn't hold a candle to you in Europe a few years ago, in a room full of world leaders, lounging in your chair like a pretzel-legged adolescent as you smacked your lips and ate your food with your mouth open - all the while making snarly, insipid comments. How dare you.

You should be executed for being you.