DeMint Fights to Quash Health Care Overhaul

Senator From South Carolina Survives Brain Dip: "'This is about more government control,' he declared. 'If it was about health care, we could get it done in a couple of weeks.'"

DeMint? He's on the list - I hope. His GPS number is on the mensroom wall, right?

You know, it's just too hard to remember these psychotics by their individual names. The "Bachmann women" says it all for me about the packs of GOP thug ladies and their hideous cracker smiles; and "fascist pigs" fits perfectly when alluding to a DeMint or a Newt, or Rush or a Krauthammer, or the various Dicks.

I just hope that somewhere there's somebody who can figure a way to finally get the confederates out of the country altogether.

The Texans want out, or at least they say they do - but there's the door and yet they're still hanging around... I don't get it. The deep-dish bible wackos want to be yanked straight to heaven - yet there they are, plus-sized, big-haired and the least likely to get off the ground as anyone - ever!

I obviously don't get it. I must have missed the meeting where all the good people said, "oh what the heck, let's just adore and admire their thong-covered feet and send them another bag of freedom fries.”

The only meeting I remember was at Appomattox Court House when we explained to them that they lost their disgusting cause because they were losers. Yet they persist in hanging around as if it was all just a silly misunderstanding and lunch will be ready shortly.

There is no lunch for them. There's no food for people like that anymore.