Retired General Slams Cheney As "Incompetent War Fighter"

Dick Cheney tries hard; really hard, but he still shows up on the radar as a nasty, non-symmetrical blip that baffles the hawks and infuriates the neocons because - how to put it - he totally sucks when the chips are down and actual reality needs to prevail. Dick is a basically just a little Cheney girl in a snit suit; ready to cry but doesn't need too because his silly lopsided smirk does the job real well as it is - GOP stalwarts lap it up.

But don't get smug - there are other little cretins still in the Cheney house. Liz is his disciple and heir and she promises to mess around with the airwaves for decades to come. So he's got that goin' for him...