Execute Gays

Rick Warren Doesn't Like What God Made
Hey Rick, if you have a problem with what your God made from all that clay, then take it outside. The outrageous gall of you to act as if God put people here by mistake and most certainly nobody is here so that you and your like-minded friends can kill them.

Hey Rick, you can imagine what a decent person might think of you about now.

Thankfully you're explaining youself so that nobody can ever be in doubt as to the quality of your character. People who are looking for the high road should stay away from you in droves.

'Decade From Hell': Time Mag Trashes The '00s

Messiah's always screw up.; that's why everyone is always trying to find a new one. They never do - and the rightie GOP loons never take responsibility for birthing this crap, preferring to distribute more "Yanked From A Plane" books and tune their TVs to nonsense from scary looking, big-haired millionaire preachers.

Sarah Surrounds America

Sarah Does Dense

Yup ! "Lie-on-the-fly" is one of her most malicious talents. She's getting a unique and awful pass - nothing sullies her reputation, and the entire preposterous concoction is swallowed whole.

Ed Begley Jr. Flips Out On Fox: Climate Change Is Real

Varney is a follower of idiots, from whom he gets all that great information.

Every conservative I know is a climate change doubter, and not one of them can make any rational argument to support their doubts. According to them you can keep peeing into the pool until the end of time and nothing will go wrong. You see, the pee dissappears after awhile - that's the conservative's theory, based on nothing

Majority Of Republicans Think This Guy Actually Won

Hyperbole Has Its Own Energy, but it's only hyperbole if we don't really need to go there. What I'm saying is that I believe we're getting way deep into a sinister Wagnerian drama where ginned up senses and bad ideas will inevitably merge - with catastrophic results.

Yes, they are people, but look at the many bad examples of that breed throughout history and I think you'll frown along with me at the terrible odds that the wolf is fast approaching the door.

King Tobin's Bible

Couth Challenged: Reading of Bishop Tobin's actions and in-actions through the years explains all you need to know about this embarrassing egomaniac. Communion, understanding, and painless refuge for pedophiles, but not a jot of acceptance of the validity of an alternative understanding of christian humanity; not an iota of consideration of the truth in Genesis 2:7 in the King James Bible.

Tobin is a religious cop and, like Arizona's Maricopa County Sheriff‎ Arpaio - with his sicko fascination with prisoners in pink underwear, demonstrates the intellectual glory of the pure American nutcase.

Blithering Chris Says Obama Is Dithering

It's low-road Matthews, once again rescuing bad thinking from well-deserved obscurity.

His ongoing, closet GOP antics always fail to elevate any conversation, and his non-stop bloviation is utterly maddening.

Right-Wing Talkers Obsessed With Rape

At least the gloves are completely off now. The past had a certain grace that is totally absent in the present. The Town Hall Shout is now a commonplace; calling people a liar - and to their face! - is almost expected. Disrespect is the new tool for righties. Somehow they felt left out of the mix when almost every group had a gripe and a language to express it - yet the righties only had the anger. They needed a way to publicly diss, and now they've found it.

We're almost all armed now - even entire families, including far too many 6-year old kids - and the fearful gun owners are thanked for their fear by a GOP that's happy to provide a way for people who are frightened of Obama's race to deny that fear and instead express hatred of Obama for his "socialist agenda". And when a lot of people with guns are lying to themselves, then danger is dead ahead.

The Intellectual Nutrition of a Donut Hole

"Answer my fucking question !!"

The hell with Chris Matthews. He's just Afternoon Joe, playing word games until he winds up to that uncontrollable urge to pounce on a democrat or insult a liberal. ... he is so full of himself that sometimes you can actually see the sugar aura surrounding him.

Too many people waste far too much time waiting for him to shut up and listen, when it's so apparent that even when he listens he can't hear.

Palin's "Cockamamie Bullshit"

Kill living things, hate Liberals, lie incessantly

She's got everything it takes to be every woman's worst threat, and the worst date a man can ever experience. It's not that she can go there - it's that she will go there.

Nothing with her will ever go right and you will never know until it's too late that she is the cliche in flesh.

The Delusion Champs

Most Republicans Don't Think Obama Won Election - ACORN Stole It For Him
This ACORN myth is so amazing. There is absolutely no here here. This is delusion at a gallop and soon a huge, stupid, guns-ablaze GOP herd will be charging across the landscape, ripping America apart.

There remains no real reason not to throw the GOP off the cliff anytime any of the little vermin come into view.

One Moment

Giuliani Running For Senate, Aiming For White House

He absolutely owned that moment on 9-11 when he was asked how many people were dying in that nightmare, answering that he didn't know how many, but whatever it was it was unbearable. I jettisoned tears into the universe at that moment, and his words were the articulation of my howl - and they were a treasure.

But I can't support him because I am a democrat and his ideas and his goals are in opposition to mine.

Doug Hoffman Officially Unconcedes In Special House Election, Blames ACORN

The campaign against ACORN is not lost on the millions of voters that the GOP is trying to disenfranchise. The hatred from the right, along with the attendant bullbleep, hits the heart and soul of decent people, and if there's any strength and cohesion on the left, the GOP should pay dearly for this outrage. The right-wing militias are made up of idiots with guns, and the left I am a part of is made up of people who know how to make Hitlers commit suicide and Mussolini's hang upside down.

We'll be parked down by the river waiting. Take your time.

Update: Hoffman has Officially Rescinded his Unconcession and now Officially Concedes the election.

Bad Dad

Growing Down in the Militia

I just watched the November 2009 CNN "Growing Up In The Militia" segment and I am appalled at that idiotic family in Michigan who have a Post-Office supplied US Govt healthplan, YET the so-called man-of-the-house thinks that everyone else shouldn't have a government backed healthplan - AND he thinks it is even unconstitutional.

This obese ass should shoot himself in the foot every hour 24/7 until he needs a doctor, then deny him one.

How can he live with such hypocricy and still face his children. He is a bankrupt soul.

Shoot First

Thinly-Veiled Confederate / Evangelical Christian Obama Death Threats: "But there is a crazy fringe to whom all these little messages that have been pouring out of Fox News, now on a bumper sticker, talking about doing away with Obama, asking God to kill him. Really, this is trolling for assassins. This is serious business. ..."

"It's not funny stuff anymore. They cannot be dismissed as just crazies on the fringe. It only takes one. You know, look at the Boston Globe article from a few weeks ago that says the threat level faced by the Secret Service has gone up 400%, higher than any other time in 52 years, for any president, Democrat or Republican. These are no jokes."

"... "We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end. On Sunday, we left to come home. Traffic was moving slowly, and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8.

Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board. He got it, opened it up to the scripture, and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.

Psalm 109:8
8 May his days be few;
may another take his place of leadership."

News Update: Appomattox Courthouse has re-opened - this time only Lee's head is welcome.

Drug Makers Raising Prices Before Reform

W. C. Fields knew it, and Big Pharma knows it: "It Doesn't Cure Horseness !!"

Big Pharma is killing our economy and destroying whatever remains of the American Dream. We should be ripping these people out of their offices and putting them on trial in the middle of the street.

Americans are being sold down the river bigtime by these criminal corporations that are doing whatever they can - legal and illegal - to rake in as much money as possible. Drugs that don't work are advertised with psychological precision to factless, overwhelmed audiences, amid billion dollar profits and growing appetites for more.

Oh, and they've also trashed the reputation of capitalism - does anyone believe a corporation's advertising anymore? Does anyone believe the "consultation" with corporate salespeople? Do you think your bank cares about you anymore?

Mike Mukasey's Fort Hood Jokes: Too Soon?

We sure do love a good laugh...

... and thank god you've got a plan to keep us in the media eye - where we belong!

We could all come and live in your neighborhood and then we could say things like "maybe you need a jewish lampshade for the light in your eyes, Sparky," or someone could get laughs by calling your shy son "Dummy", or your wife a...

Love that comedy thing...

"Socialism For The Rich And Capitalism For The Poor"

Biden On The Bailout -

"Stare At My Ideas, You Sexists !"

"You should be checking out my brain, not my body", says rightie hottie Sarah Palin.

She would never be welcome in my house because I couldn't resist the urge to slap her silly for taking America down this tawdry path of carnival antics, lies and the incredible cheapening of the national consciousness.

Nothing good can ever come out of this conservatrix. She's anathema.

Controversy Over The Miracle On The Hudson

I'm not a big fan of the "whatever" school of engineering. I like professionals building my bridges.

The erosion of professionalism is the key to why our country is drifting away from leadership on a whole range of issues. About 300 years after the fall of Rome, the entire western world had forgotten how to make good cement. Ya' know why? A lack of that word you "normally don't like, professionalism."

Honkey Cons: Fear of Gays, Liberals, and Facts

Sarah Palin's co-author, Lynn Vincent, a features editor at World magazine, turns out to be an outspoken anti-gay crusader and conspiracy theorist:

"The homosexual ethos depends on an abandonment of truth ... [T]he gay quest for 'civil rights' bears little resemblance to the struggles of blacks and suffragists, whose eventual liberation benefited society at large. Instead, it calls up the American communists of the '50s and '60s who, in order to advance the radical interests of a narrow group, created a spurious 'victim class,' then convinced America that theirs was the side of justice. ..."

"We can even be accepting of our family members' sexuality."

Wow, no shit? I take it all back. We have a winner in the "10 Meter Leap to Conclusion". And, in the next heat she'll stick a javelin ALL the way up her arse and run for the door.

Inappropriate Amount of Money Left on Dresser

The Right loves Carrie Prejean. IQ challenged birthers love her. Everybody to the right of the men's room loves her. She's a major GOP draw for sure, but it remaines to be seen how far her body will carry her into politics. There are some clues: Palin's proved she can lead a line of aroused middle-American schnooks down mainstreet, while Orly Taitz and Michelle Bachmann have a solid lock on the followers of insane-desirable-pycho-hotties. It's definitely all trending up for the loons.

Isn't it exciting how ridiculous we're all allowed to be these days?

"Sex tape, my ass!!" complains Carrie Prejean

"Christ Digs My Boob Job - My Un-married Hairdresser Is Gay, Duh !!!
It's so much simpler than all that. The reason all these facts showed up is because Prejean lied to the Pageant officials and there are a lot of people that are real stubborn about truth and hypocrisy - who knew !?

GOP women are fast becoming legends of wild caricature - we're almost looking at the Apocalypse Choir here - with Orly Taitz, Jean Schmidt, Carrie Prejean, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Catherine Harris, plus your basic Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham...

Tancredo's Got The Runs

And this is what it looks like...

Tom Tancredo could run for governor, or he could trot for loon; but no matter where he tries to scoot, guys like Ted Nugent will follow, and Colorado voters should run for the door.

Drat! New York 23rd District Election Not Done !!

I would absolutely hate it, but if the valid recount showed Hoffman won, then he should be seated. Uncomfortable and weird? Oh yeah, but we can't soil the prize and pretend it's still valuable.

Two German Killers Demand Anonymity

All history is also your own history. Facts exist for us. Editing history is one of the greatest evils in the world and is without exception totally unacceptable. It is one of the very few reasons I would take up arms. All thinking people should know that on this issue, fight without quarter is neccessary if the good is to prevail.

Carrie Prejean Takes It Off

Among the women of the GOP can be found the biggest squad of vipers and crazies American politics has ever seen. Orly Taitz, Michelle Bachmann, and Palin and now the curvy Miss Non-stop Liar - and all the rest of them - have become the universal still-life of today's GOP. I wish them all a quick trip across the Styx so that America can find a way to recover from this monumental embarrassment.

Murdoch: Beck Was Right - Obama Is A Racist

Rupert is as attractive as Becks hemorrhoids

Which makes total sense because Rupert Murdoch is a criminal. You can't even insult him in a HuffPo comment without it being censored. It's the mafia effect. Murdoch runs things by intimidation.

He shows great gall in asking us - some unhappily out-of-work and scrimping for heathcare and home payments - to pay him to cram dunderhead rightie information into our computers.

But he does so much like money, so deny him yours. Don't buy brands you see on Fox - even if they're also advertised elsewhere.

Levi Johnston's Spread

Playgirl Debuts Bristol Palin's Favorite Big Penis:
"The tragicomedy of Playgirl's particular aesthetic failure starts to make a lot of sense if you consider that it wasn't constructed by anyone who professed actual physical interest in the male physique. If would-be Fabios were standard, that's because 'musclebound with a ridiculous mane' is a comfortable caricature of what women find sexually attractive as doodled in the minds of out-of-touch old dudes."

Beck Remains Undead

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident

Palin's Conservatrix Revolution Flops

Nobody Wants To Be Seen With These Loons Anymore:"Tuesday’s loss revealed that they’re better at luring freak-show gawkers into Fox’s tent than voters into the G.O.P.’s. As if to prove the point, protesters hoisted a sign likening health care reform to Dachau at the raucous tea party rally convened by Michele Bachmann on Capitol Hill on Thursday."

Hobbit Yur Way !

The Smart Car Is Pretty Stupid: "If I was Bilbo Baggins and my job was to follow the Shriners around at parades, I could see the utility..."

"'Discover a car that has been perfectly designed for your everyday life.'..."

"Take a look at this car. What part of this is perfectly designed for my everyday life? What could I possibly do in this car beyond carry myself from one point to the other? There’s no room for cargo, groceries, furniture, friends or children. What average American family will find this useful? The average family that likes to leave half of the family behind everywhere they go?..."

"Don’t talk to me about how you want to save the environment and drive your car – pick one."

AlcatrazCare - the GOP Public Option Wetdream

Michigan Republican Congressbot Dave Camp cuts one for the team : "'This is the ultimate example of the Democrats’ command-and-control style of governing – buy what we tell you or go to jail. It is outrageous and it should be stopped immediately.' ..."

In a letter from the Joint Committee on Taxation (JCT), Camp says it's made clear "that Americans who do not maintain 'acceptable health insurance coverage' and who choose not to pay the bill’s new individual mandate tax (generally 2.5% of income), are subject to numerous civil and criminal penalties, including criminal fines of up to $250,000 and imprisonment of up to five years.

In response to the JCT letter, Camp said: 'This is the ultimate example of the Democrats’ command-and-control style of governing – buy what we tell you or go to jail. It is outrageous and it should be stopped immediately.'"

Steve King Cares Not A Whit About Iowans

Iowa Republican Congressman Steve King is an unflushed mind in a GOP body

"'How many people are uninsured in my district?' King was asked.
'My district... The people in my district are calling for freedom,' he responded.

According to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce, there are 83,000 individuals (15% of the population) without health insurance in King's Iowa district.

When asked the same question a second time, King responded, 'I'm telling you I know the answer to this question and it's my people want freedom.'

There were seven hundred bankruptcies in King's district last year caused primarily by medical costs.

An adamant health care reform adversary, King will join Rep. Michele Bachmann's 'freedom' march today on Capitol Hill to try and 'scare congress' into opposing new legislation.

Carnival Workers Flock To FOX

"Obama Watched Documentary On HBO Instead Of Election Results", announces generic blonde FOX on-air carnival worker Martha MacCallum.

A Fox blonde is not where I go to find a fact, and an intellectual cliff-dweller from Guam with a typewriter is not where I expect to find anything but useless bile wrapped in fake patriotism. I am never surprised at what Fox chooses to do to hijack the American system for the benefit of the monied.

Cantor Can't Canter - Trots Out AARP / AMA Smears

Meet Mister Empty!

He actually wants to be known as saying that the AARP has no influence with seniors and that the AMA is not very respected by doctors. He also believes he knows which end of the pool is OK to pee in.

Whoever is doing his thinking for him is letting him down.

3 Cats and you're out !

Reader's comment warns of loss of freedom: "I am amazed by how many comments are made by people agreeing with a law that limits the freedom of others. Many of those who cheer the law will be the first to cry foul when one of their precious 'rights' is legislated out of existence.

Who gives a darn about how many cats someone has if they are not mistreated.

Soon we won't be able to have pets, smoke, drink, eat a cheesburger or do anything else because it offends some other group that doesn't like it.

Let the lady have her cats. Live your life and let her live hers, Freedom is precious.

There is a reason the smart people are leaving the northeast!"

"Let him suffer the full weight of the shame .."

Lawrence O'Donnell Slams Liz and Dick Cheney For Criticizing Obama's Honoring of Fallen Soldiers:
"As O'Donnell reminded viewers, President Bush and Vice President Cheney never went to Dover Air Force Base to honor fallen soldiers returning home while they were in office. O'Donnell then addressed Liz Cheney directly:

'Liz, don't let your dad do this to you. Don't let him parade you on to the stage to defend the indefensible. Let him suffer the full weight of the shame that we know he must feel when he watches Barack Obama do what he never had the decency to do.'"

Lawrence of the Left can make truth very hard-edged, avoiding the need to shout.