Friday, December 16, 2005

Workplace Masturbator Seeks Respect

Onan The Barbarian Dials Up An Actual Man: "As you may know, Murtha will not talk with me. Is that responsible? This is by far the highest rated prime time daily news program in the country. Why wouldn't Murtha want to engage this audience?"

Because your audience includes those Americans for whom a news story is dogs fucking on the convent's lawn. Also because Murtha tries to avoid associating with men who jack-off while talking on the phone with colleagues.

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