Judge Gives Kids A Sock To The Gut

Anyone Want To Pound This Nail?: Try whacking at Stewart Dimmock, the truck driving brainer who stopped British children from learning about and believing that global warming is a fact - with special thanks to Neo-fucktard High Court Judge Michael Burton.

Dimmock criticized the British government's use of the film in schools, saying, "It was about time someone got off their backside and say, 'Oh, you're wrong.'" Yet he admitted, "I'm not an expert on global warming, then or now. I'm just a lorry driver."

Oh, he's so much more than that - he's the conservative brain trust of England.

The ruling resurrected the heated debate over the film's arguments between Gore's supporters and climate change skeptics.

His spokeswoman Kalee Kreider said that Gore was "deeply gratified that the court upheld the fundamental thesis of the film" and "affirmed it as a valid educational tool."

As for the errors, Kreider said, "Of the thousands of facts, the judge seemingly only took issue with a handful. We've got peer review studies that back up those facts. There were a couple of cases where we feel the film wasn't quoted accurately."

Let's all give a round of applause to High Court Judge Michael Burton, the biggest piece of shit currently bloviating from the British bench. Hear! Hear!