"I Want To 'Hang the Ten' In Malibu"

Ashcroft Suffering From "Premature Explanation" - Meant "Surfboarding", Not Waterboarding: "It’s not something I can make a decision on,” said Ashcroft.

..."After the debate, McCain reminded people that Japanese soldiers were tried and hanged for torturing American prisoners during World War II with techniques that included waterboarding."

Confused, Ashcroft vows to "take some curls" and "hang ten more" at Trancas after church.