From the Cold, Dead Hands of Children

Guns for Tots - The NRA Children:

I think we owe thanks to the NRA and all the conservatives for getting guns into the hands of as many young people as possible.

And I'd like to see a special high-five to all the American citizens that vote for the politicians who make this all possible.

And a real special shout-out to all the cops around the country that use tasers because they know - as we should but don't, that if everybody has guns, cops have to shoot you or tase you - there is no longer a third choice on the American streets.

But the Big Award goes to me, and to you, for letting America slip beneath the waves.