Republican Presidential Candidates Would Slash Power For Federal Judges

Evidently the hardcore right thinks the constituti­on was just some notes on a match-book cover, so they're giving it some final tweaks and will show it to us... real soon now. Rumor says that we'll get to keep our genitals, and we get the right to be quickly arrested.



Oh, and the Bill of Rights now simply reads: "Serf's Up... on the gallows, ready to be hanged for (the GOP will let you know)."
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