Friday, July 08, 2005

RE: * * * * * * * * * F U C K * F E M I N I S M * * * * * * * * * *

RE: * * * * * * * * * F U C K * F E M I N I S M * * * * * * * * * *: " would like to propose some more options before another woman racks up thousands of dollars of school loans that she'll never be able to pay off:

Option Number One: Abolish all single-sex education. Colleges used to be for guys only, and boy did that change. The rest of the women have to learn to compete.

Option Number Two: Or, offer a women's college with no programs whatsoever in psychology, sociology, or women's studies.

Option Number Three: Require courses in How To Get Over Yourself, or maybe in business. That way, once a woman years later decides to perhaps open her own record label, someone will have warned her about how the world works, and then she won't have to write more songs about it.

Option Number Four: for all other schools: More sex education. Students are happier when they are getting laid and not getting diseases or pregnant. "

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