Bride of the Unsane Cuts Another One

Peggy "I knew the REAL Ron Reagan" Noonan: "The snarly tone the senators took with a man (Alito) most Americans could look at and think, 'He's like me,' and the charges they made--You oppose women and minorities, you only like corporations and not the little guy--went nowhere. Once those charges would have taken flight, would have launched, found their target and knocked down any incoming Republican. Not any more. It's over."

It is not absolutely clear that most Americans think "Alito is like me!" But this bunker-maid says whatever drifts into her net.

"The other night George Clooney, that beautiful airhead, made a Golden Globe speech in which he made an off-color reference to Jack Abramoff. The audience seemed confused, as people apparently often are when George Clooney speaks."

This is one dizzy sister. Oh brother, where art thou?

Fact check: the Republican party is dripping with silly Hollywood political deviants such as Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Peggy Noonan adores Peggy Noonan. This testy little sybil, with her large text deposits, keeps the weeping righties content in their illusions of righteousness and glory. If only she would keep it to herself.

But no. She wants to be a singer.

She hears her words in the key of god and knows that within each carefully enjoyed vowel the force of the saviour protects the eternal truth she is revealing.

She also likes NYC fireman. Really likes NYC fireman.