Oh That Rusky Bluster

Steamed about Rice, Russian pol unleashes rant: "'If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear,' Zhirinovsky ranted on. 'Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied.
'Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention,' he added. 'Such women are very rough... They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: 'Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian!'
'Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.'"

...great character. Ok, now we need a fictional setting, like a rented villa along the Straights of Ithithy. And the general plot could be our dear little Condi shirking her duties as Ober Grupen Girl-Geek to live in misty thrall to a flatulent fascist Russian union-buster that only a 'good old American Girl' could love. Typical Hollywood hijinks ensue as her legs are gradually covered in thick Rusky fur and she learns to cook enough meat for the boys in Legion 13.