Friday, March 17, 2006

The Anus On Drugs

Thursday Quotes: The Chief of the Patriotism Police: "'Any time an organization has the word 'peace' in it -- throw it out. It's just a bunch of long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking, FM-peace-types that have an agenda.' "

...and...

"I think the main reason that the left and the media want Bush to be driven by polls is because they are not manly. They've been feminized, they live inside the Beltway, and that makes them uncomfortable with Bush's manliness -- because manly men lead." "Unmanly men -- wimps, men that have been feminized -- wait for the safety of consensus, and that's what a poll is. A poll that shows us a majority of something -- a consensus -- gives you an escape hatch."

Rush and Bill O'Reilly are phone buddies. During one recent call, their mutual, furious wanking was heard over their microphones. Bill's fellow workers were not stunned; they just closed the door as usual and let the screaming vermin finish in peace.

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