French law says that, if your daughter turns out to be real cute, then we all get to fuck her

French Bill Threatens To Slice Into Apple's Pie: "'It's only by resisting interoperability that Apple is able to keep this dominant position,' Dourgnon said. 'Once there's interoperability, it's over.'"

Such progress. Realizing that, in the era of push-up bras, botox, and pre-teen fashion spreads, ugly rug-rats can become downright appealing, they've updated their quaint medieval laws to mandate the "Right of Second Night".

The arrogance is enough to make you want to pee on their ear-buds.