Senator Rick Santorum Can't Get Off The Juice

Senator Resumes Lobbyist Huddles: "After saying in January that he would end his regular meetings with lobbyists, Sen. Rick Santorum (Pa.), the third-ranking GOP leader in the Senate, has continued to meet with many of the same lobbyists at the same time and on the same day of the week."

...and...

"One lobbyist called the attendees "the usual suspects," and said they were among the city's best-known lobbyists whose firms represent financial services, telecommunications, pharmaceutical, oil production and tobacco companies."

Smoke a Vicodin Senator Rick "Oil This!" Santorum, while we fit you for AT&T Special-Broadband.