Sunday, September 03, 2006

Pope Abolishes Vatican Pop Concert

Afraid He'll Be Asked About Recent History Of Pedophilia: "Pope Benedict XVI has abolished the Vatican's Christmas concert because of his distaste for popular music, it was claimed yesterday. The current pope prefers Bach to pop.

...Bach is comfortably dead and pop is dangerously alive.

The concert has been held in one of the Vatican's music halls for the past 12 years to raise money to build new churches in Rome.
In the past, Tom Jones, Bryan Adams and Sarah Brightman have sung to crowds of up to 8,000."

...Saint Sinhead is not to be known for many, many years...

"In 2003, Lauryn Hill, the American hip hop star, dismayed the Vatican when she stood up on stage and asked the Catholic Church to apologise publicly for the behaviour of its paedophile priests in the United States."

...Perpetua...

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