Sunday, September 03, 2006

That Old "Reality-Based" Gang 'O Mine

There Are Very Strange People Running Your Country: "You people in the reality-based community believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality'".

"I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,'' he continued. ''We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.''

...with his ass filled with his dick, Mark McKinnon, senior media advisor to Bush, snarled on...

"And you know what they like? They like the way he walks and the way he points, the way he exudes confidence. They have faith in him. And when you attack him for his malaprops, his jumbled syntax, it's good for us. Because you know what those folks don't like? They don't like you!'' In this instance, the final ''you,'' of course, meant the entire reality-based community."

This is truly everything you look for in a world view. Bravo Republicans - for bringing it all into focus.

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