Joe Blow

GOP thug Joe Barton: "If they somehow manage to get the votes and get enough Democrats to walk the plank and commit suicide, in the next Congress, I’ll be chairman Joe Barton of the Energy and Commerce committee, and we’ll repeal it."

Joe Barton should be slapped around, then kicked, then fired, then arrested, tried, then shot, then retried and hung.

The Asshat Army of Northern Virginia

Candidate McDonnell blows smoke up our collective asses: "At age 34, two years before his first election and two decades before he would run for governor of Virginia, Robert F. McDonnell submitted a master's thesis to the evangelical school he was attending in Virginia Beach in which he described working women and feminists as 'detrimental' to the family. He said government policy should favor married couples over 'cohabitators, homosexuals or fornicators.' He described as 'illogical' a 1972 Supreme Court decision legalizing the use of contraception by unmarried couples."

The Noball Express

"CHRIS WALLACE: Well, we want to thank you for talking with us and including in your private life putting up with an interview from the likes of me.
CHENEY: It's all right. I enjoy your show, Chris.
WALLACE: Thank you very much, and all the best sir.

When future historians ask how the United States came not only to practice torture but to celebrate it and treat torturers as heroes, a special place in hell among the journalists who embraced and justified it should be reserved for Chris Wallace."

Well, that's Chris Wallace's professionalism as it hugs the bottom of the bowl - just before flushing.

Republican Liars and Fear Mongers

Dr. Ralph V. Wilson, Republican Asshole:

"Shirley Rish of Mesa, Ariz., met with an orthopedic specialist earlier this month hoping for relief from some pain in her wrist. Instead, she received an unwanted dose of politics.

'Well, we're in a box, because I can't give you a cortisone shot, because of the valley fever,' the specialist said, according to Rish, who had recently recovered from valley fever. 'Your valley fever doctor would not be happy with me. But we're lucky we're not in the Obama box, because if we were, I couldn't treat you because you're over 70.'

'I could not believe my ears,' Rish said in an interview with the Huffington Post..."

She wrote a letter to the doctor, Dr. Ralph V. Wilson.

"...'I am extremely well informed, and I know that you are one of those peddling lies that are preventing much needed health care reform,' the letter said. 'I believe that your comment was intended to intimidate and frighten an elderly patient. I don't doubt that you make that kind of comment to all of your elderly patients. Your comment was unethical and immoral. Those opposing health care reform are motivated by greed, ignorance, or stupidity. I have to assume that in your case, it's not ignorance or stupidity.

I was terribly upset when I left your office. Please stop perpetuating those kinds of lies.'"

Jenkins' Buys A Real Big Tin Hat

Lynn Jenkins' Likes It White: "U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins offered encouragement to conservatives at a town hall forum that the Republican Party would embrace a 'great white hope' capable of thwarting the political agenda endorsed by Democrats who control Congress and President Barack Obama."

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The Harris Bachmann face finds a new head.

Mike Enzi - Enemy of the People

Mike Enzi, Gang Of Six Republican, Admits He's Simply Blocking Health Care Reform: "'If I hadn't been involved in this process as long as I have and to the depth as I have, you would already have national health care,' he said."

How repulsive is this??

Rosemary Port - Skank Hater

Anonymous is the most prolific, the most famous, and the most important writer in the history of human beings. Go read the walls all over the world.

Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Indictments Please

Tom Ridge "was pushed to raise the security alert on the eve of President Bush's re-election, something he saw as politically motivated and worth resigning over."

He could have mutilated babies and STILL he will not be indicted, nor will any Republican get into even a tiny little bit of trouble over this because... wait for it, 'they're GOP wingers and everyone expects them to be assholes, so no foul.'

Up Daddy's Magisterial Pole

Senator John Ensign is a poster boy for the contemptible spirit of the right. He was in your high school; at your college vomiting out a Greek house window during the drunk years, and pawing away at dreary ASU coeds – like clockwork, waiting the traditional period of time until his trek up the magisterial pole begins.

But this Ensign is slightly more repulsive - let’s just say that you can buy guys like him in bars in the South Seas – idiot children of the rich, eagerly yacht-hopping and kid groping and inevitably ending up in their parent’s future, paying under the table for an ovation and an eventual triumph.

Look at all the polls and you will find that conservatives don’t think they are responsible for anything in society beyond their family and their friends. Scratch even deeper into a republican conservative and you will find a mangled version of the soul of Margaret Thatcher, who didn’t believe that society even matters at all, and that all that matters is the individual and the family.

Something Fishy Going On

"I haven't had a piece of fish of any kind in 11 months. My mercury levels have gone down from just below 60 to 3 now. I feel like a different person". - Jeremy Piven

In fact, isn't poisoning human beings with Mercury one of the signs of the apocalypse? Aren't we supposed to panic when our food supply is being poisoned - no, excuse me, HAS BEEN poisoned? Isn't Saint Peter now out of a job when his fish is destroying human bodies?

My brother, a deep-dish conservative, answers that free enterprise will provide the solution to this mess, like it always has with other crises. (Ya' see Timmy, he's family, so I can't just shoot him.)

About Jeremy Piven

Authentic Devils Food Cake

Charles Warner: Advertisers Should Not Cancel Ads in Glenn Beck's Program: I don't have a zillion bucks to pay for a campaign against what I disagree with. But HanniRushBeck, et al, have that kind of money - and there they are on TV, spouting what I believe to be morally and ethically wrong.

Your argument is a weak one - to say the least. "They have the right to be jerks", is what you are saying. I am saying something else. I am saying that I have the obligation to drive them out of the argument; to ruin them in any way I can and want; to shame and punish them as publicly as possible. And, maybe I will do all those things - and maybe I won't. Maybe I'll do far more interesting things, but what I will definitely not do is buy 'All Bran' after I've seen their ad on the HanniRushBeck show. You say that's meaningless because, for one thing, the product is also promoted on other shows. So what? You think I'll sit there and say, "Oh well"?

I don't know whether or not you've noticed it but this culture is sucking muddy rocks at the moment and there is hatred all around - promoted, in my opinion, by rightwing thugs. And I am going to have a hand in beating them into the dirt until all they are is unsanitary.

So go buy some Fox butter and spread it on your toast. Enjoy.

Rubes and Pubes

I Am a Business Owner, and I Fully Support a Public Health Option: "I am not an expert on health care reform. But I am an individual who is sick and tired of having one industry have so much control over my personal and business life. There is great irony in that those against a public option argue that they don't want government to have more control than it currently does. Well I would much rather have a government option than continue in the hands of an industry driven solely by profits. One that has repeatedly screwed the public and laughed all the way to the bank."

"...The opposition continues to shout their well-rehearsed lines and fails to acknowledge the most beautiful part of this entire proposal. That the public option is just that...an option. If you happen to be one of the fortunate ones who likes your current coverage, you get to keep it. This isn't scary -- it's liberating.

I am a business owner and I support a public health option. I wish the administration did too."

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Well, the woman shown protesting evidently insists on the Brazillian wax job - "NO Pubic Hair" indeed !

GOP Crimes

Five More Forged Letters Uncovered - Read Them Here: "Five new forged letters fraudulently sent to Congressmembers have turned up in an ongoing Congressional investigation into the Astroturf campaign launched by the American Coalition for Clean Coal Electricity (ACCCE) and it subcontractor Bonner & Associates.

The newly confirmed forgeries were sent to at least three Congressmembers and all fraudulently claimed to represent the views of elderly services organizations and senior centers, including the non-profit Erie Center on Health & Aging."

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Woman Shouts "Heil Hitler!" At Jewish Man Praising Israel's National Health System:

Here is a woman that is being raped and ruined by the GOP. She is being trained to see illegal immigrants as deserving untreated sickness and disease, and her husband, who works 2 1/2 jobs, is getting what he deserves - no healthcare benefits. The incredible disconnect is painful to comprehend - but nevertheless palpable. The righties have fed her hatred and confusion and made her descend to where Luntz and Hannity and Beck and the primal FOX lives - and where America is being poisoned for greed and demonic fame.

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(702) 433-6674
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Death Star Politics

Bachus Wants To Fuck With Your Future: "“We could raise the retirement age, or in the worst case, cut back on some benefits,” he said. “But that is something we are just now beginning to get a handle on.”"

Stop this malfeasing asshole before we all end up with some sticky Alabama intellectual efficacy all over us - like 'Hot Armidillo Texas Road Sauce'

It's Called Crime

Just Call Them 'Bugsy':

"'They didn't say why -- just that [a loan modification] is outside the investor guidelines,' Malla said. 'I was very, very frustrated.' (After being contacted by The Washington Post, a Wells Fargo spokesman said Malla does qualify for a loan modification after all.)"

Their plan is that you don't make a stink because you don't know your rights, and you don't believe that they would be this criminal. But this is how white collar criminals do their business. This is what the GOP calls the 'American Dream'.

American Peasants

Ready, aim, kill: Such crap: "beg government bureaucrats to PLEASE let us have the operation we need to stay alive."

At Huffington Post, commenter 'Cara C' assumes the position:

"They want to rob us, take away our liberty, including our right to try to save our own lives - and hey, shut up about it or you're a fascist. No, the people speaking up to protect our LIBERTY are NOT fascists. The politicians trying to lie and manipulate us into government-run health care are the fascists.

Most Americans do not want post-office quality health care. We do not want to have to beg our primary care physicians for referrals to specialists, or beg specialists for tests we want run, or beg government bureaucrats to PLEASE let us have the operation we need to stay alive.

We need health care reform, but we need MORE freedom in our medical choices, not less. We already take care of the elderly and the poor with Medicare and Medicaid. Clean up the corruption in those programs and give the rest of us more health care freedom."

Cara, you should be ashamed to be so wrong. You are thinking with bumper-sticker cliches fed to you by those you believe are trustworthy. They are not trustworthy - they are not even people; they are flesh-clad investor bots whose paths to profit have dried up - there is no more DOT.COM boom for them, and there is no more real estate boom for them. The profit in the future is all about the gigantic windfall from the boomers as they age into retirement and begin shedding their money to pay for the oodles of drugs being 'invented' and sold at huge profits.

Whoever is doing your thinking for you is letting you down bigtime.

Fascism is Here

"Fascist Tactics": "'It is fascist. It is a fascist tactic,' Rep. Jerry Nadler, (D-N.Y.) said of the conservative town hall protesters. 'That's exactly what they did in Weimar, Germany. Let me put it this way. It is a fascist tactic not to disagree with you, or to say you are an idiot or whatever, but to try to shut you up. That's what I mean. That's a fascist tactic.'"

Only a deluded person can still believe that fascism is not here in our country right this minute. Only an idiot can look in the eyes of men with guns at political rallies and still believe that fascism has not parked its ugly ass right in your face.

Pay attention to who your neighbors are. When the times change, they will change too quickly to jerry-rig a last-minute survey of who's who in your neighborhood. You need to find out now, because your fascist neighbors will likely have guns and you probably won't.

Get Your Party On !!!

Obama Needs to Reframe the Health-Care Debate: "The United States has two parties now—the Obama Party and the Fox Party. The Obama Party is larger, but it is unfocused and its troops are whiny. The Fox Party, which shows up en masse to harass politicians, is noisy and practiced in the art of simplistic obstruction.

As the health-care debate rages, it's the Party of Sort-of-Maybe-Yes versus the Party of Hell No! The Yessers are more lackadaisical because they've forgotten the stakes—they've forgotten that this is the most important civil-rights bill in a generation, though it is rarely framed that way." - Jonathon Alter, Newsweek

I'm a Yesser and I haven't forgotten

Lakabalz Disease Spreads Through Lefty Ranks

Maddow: Public Option Dying Because Of Dems' Political Collapse: "'How did we get here? how did we get to the foretold death of the public option and UnitedHealth awesome Monday on Wall Street? We got here through a collapse of political ambition and the resultant downgrading of expectations for this once in a lifetime, stars-aligned political shot at fixing the system that accounts for one-sixth of our economy.'"

The appalling lack of balls in the healthcare debate is cringeworthy beyond compare.

The Dumb Leading The Dumber

New Poll Finds Majority Of Republicans (update: now it's ALL Americans) Either Believes Or Isn't Sure About "Death Panel" Claim:

Republican conservatives are not very bright, as we all know. They can be tough, yessiree, and abrasive as hell but, if you're honest, you know full well that their fears make them the easiest people to beat. That's how a bunch of scrawny libs in depression-era thinktanks and universities figured out how to beat the crap out of the rightie bad guys in Nazi Germany, fascist Italy and Imperial Japan in WWWII. It took a Democrat to pull this all together because Republicans don't believe in government - and they'll commit almost any white-collar crime and stomp on any beautiful object so as to screw everything up real good just to illustrate that point. Disgusting aren't they? Obviously righties don't believe any of this, but that doesn't matter. Just look at the record, make your plan and execute it.

The Right To Fear

Grassley Endorses "Death Panel" Rumor: "You Have Every Right To Fear", is a long way from "We have nothing to fear but fear itself", which is a wonderfully multi-faceted acclamation. Charles Grassley's winger mentality, warped together amid years of government teet sucking, requires fear mongering to hold it's damaged principles together sufficient for the next election.

'The right to fear' is writ large in the constitution of today's conservatives - in their playbooks and talking points, and witnessed most appallingly in the person of Charles Grassley.

Arian Queen

Beating A Weird Tattoo

This low-life female brute's fruitcake leader, Rush Limbaugh, calls me a Nazi because I'm a liberal. Hmmm... did anybody check with the tattooed Arian skinheads? Do they know they're really liberals? I bet they're thrilled to no end and can't wait to express their gratitude to Rush, probably using typical skinhead tools like metal prongs and rusty knives.

But now Palin's got this new brainfart - she wants to deliver "fear itself"; she wants us to think of Obama's "Death Panel" and... oh, hold on ! Palin's massive intellectual capacity has erupted again and - wait for it - "we must all have more CIVILITY". I knew it was all our fault; I just didn't know in what way.

It's way past time to pull Palin's drapes.

Obama Sells Us Out

Geesus Barack !! this is right at the center of our concern as citizens - drug costs. And if there is going to be a sweetheart deal with drug makers to guarantee their huge profits then I am incredibly pissed off. That idea sucks muddy rocks from every perspective. You will have sold us out - and for no value whatsoever for the public. We will have our money sucked out of our lives and you will be the reason.

Under no circumstance can I support you if this is your plan. There is no excuse that will ever satisfy me - if the drug makers are extorting, then arrest and indict them. If they are threatening you with political blackmail, then tell us.

But if this is to be your plan, then go away - I cannot bare to look at the man for whom the blame belongs.

Palin's "Death Panel"

After Being A Horses Ass, Palin Calls For Civility: "There is nothing in any of the proposed health care legislation that would set up anything remotely like what Palin describes."

Palin’s sicko reference to a fictitious Obama "Death Panel", and Rush calling Libs (like me) Nazis, is plenty enough for me.

I assume that Republicans, since they don't have to be Republicans, want to be Republicans, and they must actually believe this bonehead crap published by their well-loved leaders – like Gingrich and Rush and Huckabee and Coulter and Malkin, all of whom are “hardly far enough out of the ground to be sanitary”.

By the time Palin is done encouraging and inciting rage - with her caustic, outrageous presence, people will be ripping their “GOP” and “Republican” bumper stickers off of their cars and “swearing to God” that they never even heard of Republicans.

And they will all wonder why the hell they told the Libs about the 2nd Amendment.

The Glans Winger

Gingrich Defends Palin's Obama "Death Panel" Claim: "Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich defended the bizarre claim by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin that the president's health care plan would result in a 'death panel' that could kill her Down Syndrome son."

Palin is the worst piece of it ever piled that high, except for the grand champ - the slob with the ear of the mob, Newt Gingrich. Everyone's list of crazy righties contains this loser. He's the Glans Winger of the GOP and now they have a version with a bra - and they love her almost as much.

"It's Happening Now" - A Call To Arms For Progressives ?

Sarah's Kraken: "'The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care,' Palin wrote. 'Such a system is downright evil.'"

In words from Phil Kaufman's Invasion of the Body Snatchers, "It's Happening Now"

Clear your mind, and make no mistake: it is Liberals versus Fascists in 2009 - as clearly as it was Liberals versus Fascists in 1939. It will be about guns, and there will be blood on the streets, and all our lives will be changed.

Peggy Noonan Uses Fear Itself

Hey Peggy Noonan, ‘You Are Terrifying Us’: Noonan says, hoping to redirect truth, "People are not automatons. They show up only if they care."

Inciting to riot will get people to show up, and she full well knows it.

The right, and most assuredly the sick right, is fomenting panic and emotional chaos - and Noonan is inhaling the fascist gas without discrimination, unwilling to name the Glenns or the Rushes - much better to create fear itself.

Noonan is a faithful keeper of the flame; a mole buried within the lighter edge - fully sprung and ready to incite with brilliant imagery of a western race in thrall or pushed to extremis.

As someone should have said, "She will cause the drapery to spontaneously immolate just to attract the attention of the rugged manliness of first responders raging to rescue the fair world of America. She's an accelerant for adolescent Wagnerian wetdreams."

They Live Without Compare

Laura Blankfein and Susan Friedman Lick Each Other's Wallets at Hampton's Event: "Laura Blankfein (white pants in photo) and her friend Susan Friedman (not shown), wife of another Goldman honcho, Richard Friedman, caused a huge scene at Super Saturday in the Hamptons last weekend when they arrived at the event before the noon start time and balked at waiting in line with the other ticket-holders.

'Their behavior was obnoxious. They were screaming,' said one witness. Blankfein said she wouldn't wait with 'people who spend less money than me.'"

Why are tacky people in so much need of a pound-down?

The Senator From Yesterville

Charles Grassley sees dead people - they're the only votes he ever gets: "President Obama is too inexperienced in national politics to really understand the legislative process"

Don't you just love this guy ?

Bush couldn't find his pretzels without bashing his face against a table, and this turd-blossum senator from Yesterville can't find today's date.

You couldn't get anywhere near $4,500 for this clunker; I say just park him and walk away.

The Beautiful Face of Hatred

Krugman must be enjoying a vicodin cocktail or musta just left the massage joint, because he knows full well - as does anyone other than the ex-Australian greed monkey that created Fox News - that a Malkin is what you use to wipe your Coulter. It has no other value whatsoever.

This is an unsane woman with a microphone demonstrating all that is wrong with trying to build a political stance based on the intellectual capacity of a barely sanitary cliff-dweller from Guam.