"I haven't had a piece of fish of any kind in 11 months. My mercury levels have gone down from just below 60 to 3 now. I feel like a different person". - Jeremy Piven
In fact, isn't poisoning human beings with Mercury one of the signs of the apocalypse? Aren't we supposed to panic when our food supply is being poisoned - no, excuse me, HAS BEEN poisoned? Isn't Saint Peter now out of a job when his fish is destroying human bodies?
My brother, a deep-dish conservative, answers that free enterprise will provide the solution to this mess, like it always has with other crises. (Ya' see Timmy, he's family, so I can't just shoot him.)
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