Kill A Mama Grizzley - But Save The Cunt - It's the Law

Closet full of medium-size dicks found at Palin compound: The law is clear: "Hunters must leave evidence of sex (penis sheath or vulva) attatched to a black or brown/grizzly hide until the hide has been sealed."

Better stick to the drill, baby; you can't keep 'em all to yourself.

And remember young people, after you kill Mama Grizzley, "You are required to salvage both the hide and skull of a grizzly bear killed anywhere in Alaska."

I know, why can't the friggin' bear just dissappear - you've done the kill, and bear meat tastes like butt-flavored cat food - or bad Cuban pork. Then Sarah can go home and feed Kleen, Snatch, Jerk, and Kegger - then head out to hunt for more dick.